dude in high school passing a bawling newborn:

“Don’t cry, it only gets worse”

We Jews have something like Lent, too. It’s called YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

— g000blar (mysurnameferrea...), February 19th, 2007 12:19 PM. (g00blar)

court said on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:14 am

and i know what i know because i know, the people who know- she cred for a long tome before she did it and hewr bodygiards were allthat was with her

how the ultmate insider the persopn whose almnost directly resposnble for ruining guitar rock ended up shaving herhead is an ultmate ironyt and the fact that she shaved her head hell if i didi it noonbe would blnk butt hats cos ive aleways been an ousider even when im an insider

Oh, Nicka, I thought you were quoting yourself and I was going to ask, “were you DRUNK?”

PREPARE FOR ASSHOLES

This kind of advice is why our kids are turning gay.

If at first you don’t succeed, in with the boot and then the heid.

Learn Chinese.

deteriorate in your own time

jam some toothpicks in your eyelids to hold them open...works like a charm.

— thebingo (thebing...), February 21st, 2007.

when spring becomes summer, summer becomes autumn, autumn becomes winter and winter becomes spring again and then you are another year older and closer to death

have you ever noticed this? it’s hilarious. then you think “what’s the point of my meaningless existence”

on the other hand I shouldn’t grumble. my dad knew a man who was paraplegic.

— Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 20th, 2007. (Ronan)

never say or write things like ‘starchitect’