1. beats boring old rocks

2. a domestic supply of the rare cheese w/in our own solar system

3. low on dairy fat, high on taste

4. validates thousands of years of theory

5. drives men wild

6. reason enough for a sequel to “A Grand Day Out”

When we were 12 or something, we tried to make some 5 year old kids believe that moon is made of cheese, and all of the cheese in the world is exported from there, which is why the moon gradually gets smaller. However, I don’t think we came up with a credible explanation for why it gets big again.