how much fart do you breathe in when you just breathe what is the fart differential
what if you breathe in somone elses breath after they breathe in farts
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the end results of 5 years of farting into office chairs = farticles
It’s like nothing matters.
lots of fartistic ppl on this thread.
I enjoy farting in elevators when it’s just me. I suppose I should feel silly when the doors open and there’s a whole bunch of people there, but I don’t care if they know I farted in the elevator or if they think I smell. I just find it funny that they are now trapped in a box all thinking the same thing: who farted?