I spelled “Gray” wrong, didn’t I?

ways to improve Anatomy:

a) kill off Meredith

b) make it funny again

c) all Kate Walsh all the time

No you got it right dude!

Okay! I will start! I love how predictably Alex has gone from hateable in season 1 to kind of the greatest guy ever now.

If they really do kill Meredith I will salute this show as having wopping balls.

I meant “whopping”, a worthy distinction.

I agree w/ c) 150%.

Meredith’s a bit of a pill, but I’ve gotten used to her. My biggest concern / fear—Isaiah Washington sets his clock to remind himself to talk about teh gehys in public by July so he can get canned & totally fuck up my favorite subplot / GA bed-romp.

Isn’t basically just a prime time General Hospital?

BURN THE WITCH

yes, but a much smarter one (xp)

nicka totally OTM.

It’s more like a self-aware & campy ER. With booty.

the increasing soapiness of the plot is testing the bounds of my love for the show tho

xp—Your favorite subplot is Christina/Burke?

CALLIE O’MALLY

It was when I wrote that post!

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i’ve realized i like the chemistry between characters a lot more than i like any given character on their own

OTM! Also, how many seasons/episodes til George & Izzy do it?

They’ve made that one pretty dull and dreary, though. Christina needs more personality outside of her work or something.

since all the interns are banging their superiors, perhaps Heigl could hook up with Addison Shepard? RATINGS BONANZA

if they kill off Meredith, I will go on strike

I also almost always like the characters a lot better than the actors (exception—dempsey)

I would like if they would let more of the other non-Meredith characters do the narrative bits, but I guess that show would be called O’Mally’s Anatomy or Yang’s Anatomy or something.

BTW has anybody else noticed that LOST and Grey’s both now share not just two Dr Shephards but also two Dr Burkes?

er, not share

Even sgs is finding GA a bit too melodramatic and chick-flicky. There’s a lot of eye-rolling in the Buttercup household when this comes on (but we watch it anyway).

predict the next ridiculous medical case!

note: adult siamese twins, woman who constantly spontaneously orgasms, guy with brain damage that makes him say whatever he’s thinking, etc already taken

Hermaphrodite gets penis stuck in own vagina!

hermaphroditic conjoined twins get each other’s penises stuck in each other’s vaginers.

They’ve already had a 13-year-old hermaphrodite, who decided to be a boy.

I have no cable, so have not seen the new season, but I hear George and Callie are married, which makes me want to never watch it again. I hope they do kill Meredith. Or else kill Derek, that would be equally awesome.

Callie and George ARE married but I don’t think anybody believes it will last.

Here I rank characters in order of most to least liked (tentative):

Bailey

Alex

Addison

George

Izzy

Yang

Burke

Meredith

Derek

The Chief

Callie

Sloan

Dude, why u haet Callie?!!

I don’t hate any of them, even Dr Sloan! I just like them less.

I do hate that smiley girl that’s always trying to hug everybody though, but I think we’re meant to hate her.

You mean that slappy chick what was in the free clinic right after it opened & was all I AM IN CONTROL LIKE JANET JACKSON?

ooooh

Addison

Chief

Alex

Izzy

the nurse who gave George the syph

Burke

George

Sloan

McDreamy

Callie

Sloan

Cristina

Meredith

Bailey after Izzy, before Nursey

I love that this thread is 90% bros.

Sloan
McDreamy
Callie
Sloan

lol u like McSteamy

he has excellent hair

Every dude I know totally loves this show and won’t admit it. Obvs, the interweb changes everything.

Bailey

Addison

Izzy-Alex

George

Derek

Callie-Christina-Chief

Burke-Mark-Olivia

Meredith

I don’t actually hate any of them either. I also have a feeling that I might like Meredith more if they got rid of the stupid narration.

I also have a feeling that I might like Meredith more if they got rid of the stupid narration.

YES.

Apparently they are giving Kate Walsh/Addison her own show.

Montgomery’s Medicine?

Montgomery’s Ward

Law & Order: Vagina Squad

har, that is brilliant

er, Melissa’s

CSI: Womb

people at the hospital where i work always sneek off to watch GA. it’s the leading cause of hospital-related deaths nationwide. (just kidding about that last part. don’t sue.)

Kate Walsh is so fucking gorgeous. *girl-crush*

If Kate Walsh added a little Caruso to her bedside manner, I’d fall in SQUEEE w/ her all over again.

“Looks like this baby’s coming out ... the HARD way.”

*cue “King of Carrot Flowers”*

hahahahahaha, dying @ “the HARD way”

YAAAAAOOOOOOOOW!

“So what do you want for dinner, Addison?”

“I could really go ... for some SHEPHERD’S pie.”

Also, instead of the sunglasses thing, she’d do a hairflip.

rofflez.

likeability

Derek

The Chief

Burke

Yang

Bailey

Addison

Callie

George

Meredith

Alex

Izzy

Sloan

eye candy

nurse who hooked up with George and Alex

Meredith

Addison

Callie

Yang

Derek

Burke

relationships

Der/Mer

Addison/Alex

George/anyone platonic except family

anyone playing the role of anyone else

Chief/Grey

Bailey/daughter

Sloan/Derek

Yang/Burke

Yang/Meredith

O’Malleys

Izzy/anyone

but Callie>Addison (and maybe even Meredith) irl eye candy

Those of you that are happy the Izzy / Denny bazillion dollar fisting is over with, drop yr drawers.

HI DERE

and maybe Oh>Walsh irl too

george sucks

horribly predictable, though. Izzy should have blown it all Brewster’s MIllions-style.

actually George>Callie in likeability

also who am i kidding meredith between burke and yang in likeability

my problem with the show is its corniness. and very little on earth is as corny as george (except for the voiceovers)

nicka you are so happy this thread exists and you didnt have to start it.

BELIEVE IT

I kind of miss the s1 theme song.

i’m really glad they got rid of the intro

I’m so used to nu-TV shows & their lack of intro credit shit that whenever I watch Rome, I get pissed because it’s over 90 SECONDS before we get to Pullo sonning Vorenus, or Marc Anthony’s sublime buttocks.

I’m so used to nu-TV shows & their lack of intro credit shit...

OTM! If I had tried to watch Firefly on TV instead of torrintz I would have probably never made it past the fucking theme song. YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME.

I watch everything on TiVO, so I didn’t even notice there were no credits.