is there really a lot to discuss here?

What does it do actually? I’ve never used it.

omg waht does scroll lock do PLEEEASE

I have it on now, and nothing’s different.

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What’s the hook?

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NUMLOCK makes the 10-key pad type numbers instead of being directional, etc.

Numlock < Hemlock < Warlock < Grimlock

Wow, now I see! What does scroll lock do then?

it’s so good! my gf sometimes says “you numbskull” when I won’t shut up about numlock!

Or pause/break? There’s so many buttons in the keyboard I’ve never used!

Ronan you should kick her ass

Wow, now I see! What does scroll lock do then?

Makes the scroll lock led light up.

scroll lock does nothing, apparently.

There also appears to be a button with the Windows symbol and a button with an arrow pointing at document(?) between “alt gr” and “ctrl”... I’ll experiment on those.

press the Home key to return home

“where’s my waiter with that Tab?”

Wow! They did something! Are they supposed to be used in the case you don’t have a mouse?

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the windows button is the same as hitting the ‘start’ button on your taskbar if you’re running windows. not sure what it does if you’re not using windows.

I want a keyboard with all the numbers on the left instead.

Let me try to formulate a theory: if I use these two buttons, the arrow buttons, tab, space and enter, I won’t need a mouse at all! What’s the point of having that in the first place?

ahh scroll lock, you used to be useful.

Or if you don’t want to take your hands off the keyboard—it makes things quicker (xpost xpost)

I have a KVM switch somewhere, which is activated by the scroll lock key—the keystroke to flip the switch is scroll lock, scroll lock, up.

At work I regularly—about every two or three months—get a call from one particular manager: “My keyboard’s broken! I’m trying to type a spreadsheet and it’s not doing anything”. The answer is always “Press the Num Lock key”

I still don’t know what scroll lock does.

Think of it like the appendix of keyboards.

What about “Prt sc/Sys rq”?

I never ever use F1, F2, etc. Not sure what they do.

I remember there was an ILE thread about those. They did all sorts of neat tricks.

On Windows, Prt Scr prts your scr to the clipboard. Alt+Prt Scr prts the active window.

Fn depends on your software. Most Windows programs bind F5 to Refresh (apart from Lotus Notes) and F1 to Help. Alt+F4 is “close window”.

1) hit prt sc

2) open up ms paint

3) hit ctrl+v

Bosskey

4) lean back as yr puny little mind is BLOWN

Okay, I’ve tried “Home” and “End” now. They appear to be useful with long threads.

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I wish you could reverse the number pad though so it was exactly like the numbers on a phone, sometimes when I’m in a hurry I will dial on a phone like it is the numpad.

when I sit down at a keyboard (full-size) and num lock isn’t already turned on, I get annoyed.

when I have to help somebody with a laptop who is freaking out because they turned on num lock and didn’t realize it, I am amused.

num lock.

What about “Esc”? I remember you had to use it on those old types of computers when they got jammed, but I’ve never had to use it on these new PC’s.

They should call this a right-handed keyboard, cuz if the number keypad is on the left, you can have your mouse closer at hand on the right side.

Favourite key: the context menu one (on the right of the space bar between ctrl and the other windows key)

control + end + escape = compputer farts

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What about “Prt sc/Sys rq”?

Print Screen. Saves your desktop to the clipboard. Hit it, open Paint, hit paste.

F1: usually help.

Scroll Lock: a dead button. Few program use it. It used to make the screen move w/ the arrow keys instead of the cursor. I think the mouse made it outdated?

F2 I think is different for most programs.

Pause/Break: form the olden days too. When you needed to pause or break a program. Haven’t seen a use for it forever.

oh and btw since Print Screen was brought up, why the fuck do people pay for screenshot grabbers when alt+print scr is on every windows box already, and paint.NET is fucking free?

a: idiots exist ok nevermind

“Esc” switches out of full screen mode with most media players.

Ok, apparently ctrl + esc does the same thing as the button next to the Windows button.

Can you screen print from DVDs with alt-print-screen? On a Mac?

Not that I have, uuhhh, any reason for wanting to do this.

Press Alt Gr for Rapping Hongro

xxxxxpost... god i fail that this

Maria: as a lefty, I think I’d prefer that keyboard too. We should all switch to that... like a baby step before going to chording keyboards in the future when we have space cars and stuff

Why do modern computers have these outdated buttons? Like, what’s the point of having two sets of arrow buttons?

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Scroll lock is a key (with an associated status light) on most modern computer keyboards. The behavior of the key depends on the particular software in use.

The Scroll Lock key is a remnant from the original IBM PC keyboard. In the original design, Scroll Lock was intended to modify the behavior of the arrow keys. When the scroll lock mode was on, the arrow keys would scroll the contents of a text window instead of moving the cursor. In this usage, Scroll Lock is a modifier key like Alt and Shift (which modify the function of other keys) and, more specifically, a toggling lock key like Num Lock or Caps Lock, which have a state that persists after the key is released. Today, this particular use of Scroll Lock is rare. Only a few modern programs still honor this behavior, such as Microsoft Excel (in the behavior of arrows — when Scroll Lock is on, the selection does not move), Lotus Notes and Forté Agent. In modern GUI environments, scrolling is usually accomplished using newer means such as scrollbars or scroll wheels. Therefore Scroll Lock can be regarded as a defunct feature in almost all modern programs and operating systems.

A looooooooooong time ago I temped for £3.50 an hour at Securicor doing date entry, eight hours a day of doing nothing apart from typing in numbers. This would have been hell without the numeric keypad. Actually it wasn’t much fun anyway.

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1 go to Microsoft Excel

2 press Scroll Lock

3 have fun/call tech support!!!!!!!!1

yeah numeric keypad is amazing when you need to type numbers quick!

Why do modern computers have these outdated buttons? Like, what’s the point of having two sets of arrow buttons?

Dead buttons are great because the intrepid user can map them to do other, funner things.

“Map”?

Yeah... change their purpose. I know a guy who mapped insert to do timestamps or something.

“something”?

Wow! Could I map Scroll Lock to contact me directly to ILX without having to do anything else?

My keyboard also has buttons for volume control, media player, “Internet”, “Close Program”, and some “Hotkeys”. They do fuck all.

My new keyboard has a special button to activate the calculator. I like that.

Why don’t they teach basic stuff like this at the computer class in school? Or maybe they did, and I’ve just forgotten about it.

I like to repeatedly hit caps lock+scroll lock+num lock all together and get a funky lightshow goin’ on.

My elementary school was so poor we didn’t even have Windows. Then again, this was in the early nineties.

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My elementary school was so poor we didn’t even have Windows. Then again, this was in the early nineties.

Wasn’t worth having

My elementary school was so poor we didn’t even have Windows.

OMG no wonder Finlanders are so pale.

That joke was paneful.

I wish you could reverse the number pad though so it was exactly like the numbers on a phone, sometimes when I’m in a hurry I will dial on a phone like it is the numpad.

But the numbers are laid out like a regular 10 key calculator so that you can touch type numbers.

There was a Straight Dope article about this in which the reader wondered if telephones were laid out differently so that the user would be forced to dial slower.

But the numbers are laid out like a regular 10 key calculator so that you can touch type numbers.

If you’re doing data input it works better with the keypad. Three big fingers cover the numbers (one column each), thumb does the zero, little finger hits enter, and your left hand hits the tab key to take you to the next box while you go into a trance.

I wish you could reverse the number pad though so it was exactly like the numbers on a phone, sometimes when I’m in a hurry I will dial on a phone like it is the numpad.

I use a computer keyboard and monitor as a phone during the radio show I produce. I answer the lines by pressing the corresponding Function key, and I make outgoing calls by using the numeric keypad.

With regular numbers that I call, it’s actually a minor challenge sometimes to call them from a regular telephone instead of the keypad because the numbers are arranged differently. There have been times when I’ve hit the keys in the same rhythm I always do only to get a completely different number on the line because I’ve forgotten where I was. Frustrating.

I also work with an idiot savant who likes to turn off the numlock button at the end of the day. Pretty frustrating to dial 15013768111,,8923 only to find that Rain Man’s been in the studio and none of your digits were entered.

I answer the lines by pressing the corresponding Function key, and I make outgoing calls by using the numeric keypad.

DO NOT WANT

yup, I worked for a telephone company in high school and did 10-key entry for hours and hours every day. Trance is right.

Unless it’s a laptop(all I have right now) it’s always on. it’s DEFAULT that way, isn’t it?

I have a confession — I turn off the numlock key! I think it was habit so I could do diagonal movement easily in civ or something.

If you’re doing data input it works better with the keypad. Three big fingers cover the numbers (one column each), thumb does the zero, little finger hits enter, and your left hand hits the tab key to take you to the next box while you go into a trance.

We’re agreeing, right?

Alt+Prt Scr prts the active window.

OMG I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!!

I always turn NumLock off because I’m usually typing over a Dutch document and am constantly turning the Ins button on and off. When NumLock is on, it makes my Ins a 0. No good.

Wow! Could I map Scroll Lock to contact me directly to ILX without having to do anything else?

Look up “macro recorder”

there are programs out there that will do this hell of easily.

Not that I’d know how to do it without the programs I already have running (Launchy makes it so you can open things with Ctrl+Space and then typing in the name... so i would set it to do [Ctrl+space, f, i, r, e, enter, i, l, x, ., p, 3, r, ., n, e, t, enter]. Now I want to do this...

I have to turn off NUMLOCK when I’m working on my work laptop from home, because I have a keyboard & monitor hooked up to it in the office. When I just use the laptop, the keypad is actually laid over some of the alpha keys, which SUCKS when I’m trying to type something, and P is replaced with 9.

OMG that is 1337.

To use the mouse even less, try holding down shift while you press home, end, page up, page down, the arrow keys, and the arrow keys while you hold down control.

On a Mac, it works mostly the same, but you use option instead of control.

Not all applications respond the same, and you usually need some text to select for this to be interesting.

Also, scroll lock is useful on the console of a unix PC, and pause/break can be used to send a break to a serial terminal.

On my HHK keyboard, the pause/break key is “pus/brk”. In case you need a break from the pus.

OMG guys w/ mouses with the scrolling dial thing, hold down shift while you scroll! GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE!

Oh, and control-insert will copy text on a PC, while shift-insert will paste it. In case you don’t like ^V/^C.

on mac hold control and scroll a mouse wheel

If we have computers in the future, I want a keyboard with a milkshake key. And a long straw that pops up.

I know there are two shift & ctrl keys on opposite ends of the keyboard, but for some reason I only ever use the ones on the left side! Even when it means two-fingering it with one hand and leaving the other floating (sometimes I will throw the horns).

OMG guys w/ mouses with the scrolling dial thing, hold down shift while you scroll! GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE!

Whoa!

Is there are website or something that would list all these secret functions?

Google.com

This may be the most important thread I have ever read.

I was kinda familiar with certain keyboard commands from using a lawyer billing program that was completely reliant on keyboard (because the lawyer was too cheap to upgrade, and was the boss, so I had to do it).

F2, F12 are not unknown to me...i can’t remember the name of the software, but maybe, Timeslips? i ended up getting offered a position with the wandering Timeslips people (I believe that was the company), because I kept on finding ways to change the actual timeslips/billing to meet our needs, which didn’t work well for the actual program. Or the lawyer.

because i was basically embezzling—but not really!—I was just changing certain things to get the numbers I needed for my job! Plus, i thought i was really NOT doing anything but working with a very simple program, and trying to get the bills out on time. I only manipulated a few things to get my math to work out. The fact that the bills came out wrong was a sad coda to my manipulation of the program.

But the Timeslips folks were impressed with my backdoor hijinks! They basically said that anyone who could manipulate the program as well as I had done SHOULD be working for them.

That was also 1996. I have been confused more recently.

But this thread explains so much that was a mystery!

The reproductive health clinic I work at is DOS—all keyboard, all the time.

i am better with the blue screen with the yellow letters than i am in this more modern format!

I F10 and F12 all of the time. i am proud to use Esc. However, I have learned so much today, from this thread.

Thank you.

I know a guy who mapped insert to do timestamps or something.

But how is he going to acidentally type over his own work?

Also, what is the Windows equiv. of the Mac’s “Enter” key? I use it for renaming files all the time.

It’s great when you can learn stuff like this on ILX. Like, I’m having a compulsory computer course at the uni (one I should’ve done years ago), and one thing we have to do there is to create your own homepage in HTML, and when I was learning to do that I realized I already knew some of the commands (like “img src” and “a href=”) because I’ve learned to use them here.

f2 renames stuff xpost

yeah but what if you want to rename it to something more informative than xpost?

Wow, ILE is populated by many copies of my mom.

Why are you so rude to us then, young man?

what the fuck, i didn’t even realize this worked on mac. hah! i just tried on this laptop and it works! christ...

My keyboard also has buttons for volume control, media player, “Internet”, “Close Program”, and some “Hotkeys”. They do fuck all.

i’ve appropriately configured all my hotkeys to bring up various photos of myself.

don’t press the Delete and Internet buttons at the same time

or Break and Enter, you go to jail for that.

one thing we have to do there is to create your own homepage in HTML

— Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 7:14 AM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

please to post url of tuomas homepage when it is completed

dying

Oh, it is done already. Since I don’t see much point in learning HTML, I only made it to fit their minimum requirements.

noobs.

But seriously, I think I use pretty much all of these regularly except for scroll lock and that button that simulates a right click. There’s an entire set of commands that the Windows key can be used in conjunction with that are really useful:

(using wk for Windows key)

wk+r: Run dialog

wk+e: New windows explorer window

wk+pause: System Properties

and those are just a few of the amazing things you can do with a modern keyboard. Next week, I’ll explore the mythical “apple” key on Macs.

This started as a parody of the banalness of recent threads and became a thing of instructive beauty. wk+e has made this all worth it. Thank you, sandbox.