Have you ever noticed that women sometimes go to the men’s room when their own restroom is “too full” — but if a guy were to go to the ladies’ room, they’d all throw a hissyfit, right?! HOWCUM?
guy in ladies’ restroom is v.v.v. crepey
Ever been to a gay bar?
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Yeah, ladies in the men’s toilet usually have a better reason for being there, since it’s rare that men’s toilets would have a longer queue.
In all seriousness, I watched the football World Cup final in a gay bar.
Also, male creeps and stalkers are a lot more common than female ones, so the women in the loo are more likely to think you’re one than men would do in a similar situation.
men like female crepes because they are all desperate and they don’t mind where the next shag is coming from amirite
No, that’s a stereotype.
i saw a tv show about this once. adam mcbeales?
men have penii, women have vaginae! isn’t it weird?
0_o
Notice how this thread also functions as sandbox ILEpitaphs?
no ILEpitaphs no credibility
it’s like a little time capsule! in twenty years we will look back upon this moment and share a chuckle
men like football and beer. women are more sensitive.
It has to be pretty crowded in the Ladies’ before I’ll go into the Gents’ because the smell in there is just putrid.
I’ll totally go to a single-stall ‘ladies’ room’ if there’s no-one waiting and there’s a line for the men’s and j’en ai les dents du fond qui nagent.
Or is it baignent?
or se noient?
C’est ça, non?
women are empathetic and nurturing
men smell bad and start wars
Yeah, ladies in the men’s toilet usually have a better reason for being there, since it’s rare that men’s toilets would have a longer queue.
No, they should wait their fucking turn since they’re so fucking slow. No use ruining short queues for men just because they spend 10 minutes in the stall.
what is this thread about
men’s rooms are gross.
ladies’ rooms are pretty gross too. but less so, and in dif ways.
I enjoy getting all complicit with a stranger in the ladies’ room line when the men’s room is empty. I wink at her and say, “I’ll stand guard for you if you do for me.” It feels like we’re being naughty.
that one lady in the commercial accidentally goes into the men’s room to fix her contact and then it’s like uh oh gangbang—want to get away?
The best thing about the men’s room is peeing.
this thread is brining back memories of being at an ani difranco concert at cal berkley stoned out of my mind.
that sounds completely terrible
This thread is bringing back memories of the time I used the ladies’ in our local—but there was nobody there at the time!
i made the best of it.
if you ever get stuck at an ani difranco concert, play this fun game: spot the dudes.
i spotted a dude about 10 ft in front of me wearing a SAMHAIN t shirt.
Now are you sure it was a dude?
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if you ever get stuck at an ani difranco concert, play this fun game: spot the dudes.
I do the same at gender studies lectures. Though more often than not it’s just me.
OTM
If you’re a dude, using the ladies’ room is a great way to meet women you’ll never talk to again.
if you ever get stuck at an ani difranco concert, play this fun game: spot the dudes.
True story: I did this once and the dude I spotted was Maceo Parker!!
this is weird
I have totally made a break for it into the mens with a couple other chix at a big outdoor movie thing once. The guys were all “wtf—HEY!” and pissed off but what they gonna do—turn around and wave their willies at us?
Trust us boys: we only do this when it is ABSOLUTELY neccesary, because without question mensrooms STINK SO BAD.
Can girls pee in urinals?
HINT: ANY PLACE WHERE THERE IS A SHITTY LINE FOR WOMEN’S ROOM HAS A STINKY MEN’S ROOM.
condition and furnishing of men’s rooms : condition and furnishing of women’s rooms :: circa 1952 Alabama “colored” facilities : circa 1952 Alabama “whites only” facilities
i still remember the first time this girl i worked with was like “i was so dizzy i had to go into the ladies’ room and lie down on the couch for a while” — the men’s had a trough!
i just remembered i was wearing this shirt to that concert:
Can girls pee in urinals?
Now they can!
In answer to “can ladies” etc: yes if they are either very careful, or very drunk (and don’t care).
I knew Laurel would have the answer to that one.
I’ve seen a girl piss into a urinal and though I wasn’t sober, she was pretty close.
Close to what? You? The urinal? Nirvana?
Haha.
XP: There are simply some things you learn to do when all the toilet tank covers in other stalls are being reserved for secondary purposes (and you’ve already kicked the door a few times and no one emerges).
^ waht?
I stood next to a blind man at a urinal the other day. Look out.
xpost: brocaine, dog
Did his guide dog help him in any way or did he just use the white walking stick to find everything? (xpost)
oh right
cf why there are girls in both bathrooms at daddy’s on weekend
I meant she was close to sober.
She had the good luck to be wearing a skirt which she held up with one hand, approached the urinal frontally, brushed aside her knickers and got very close, pulling up and spreading with two fingers of the other hand before letting loose. I would kill for a glimpse of the look on my face that night.
Sorry if that’s TMI
Obviously it left an impression.
Yes, that’s the generally acceptable method, but it helps if you’re a little taller than me, too. NB: I did wait until the room was clear of Y chromosomes.
Her girlfriend was mad ’cause she hadn’t had the moxie to join us and waited another 15 minutes in line for the ladies.
I always want to break down the stall door and drag those slow-to-piss women out by their hair.
I can’t see that.
it was a still from ‘airplane’.
i have been to more than one gay bar. i’m pretty sure they had a ladies’ loo.
No, my point is that in gay bars cross-gender toilet-hopping is quite common and tolerated, obviously because women find gay men less threatening, and there’s fewer ladies there anyway. So this can lead to a reverse situation than the one in the thread question: men using ladies’ toilets because they’re less crowded.
i dunno, maybe. it’s not just about ‘threatening-ness’.
Funnily enough, the only place where I have actually attempted to use a urinal was in a gay bar. I think it was on a dare. I was very young and very drunk. But if you’ve peed in enough forests, it’s not *that* difficult. I would never repeat the experience, mind you.
I seem to recall that one loo was used for its actual purpose, and the other used mainly for assignations. Or maybe that wasn’t the gay bar, maybe that was the punk rock club around the corner. I don’t really remember much about those years of my life.
i was in a ladies room in a club once, chatting to a friend. none of the other women there seemed bothered. i’m not gay mind.