i like it when a war ends, and people are happy again

how come in a james bond movie there are fifty bad guys and only one of him but he never gets hit and they always do?

http://www.webskinz.com/photoshop_intro/projects/comic/calvin_hobbes1.jpg

and the bad guy never dies of diseases or goes to the toilet

I would like James Bond films to be 10 minutes long, where he would spend the first 5 minutes in a toilet and then get killed by the first bad guy he meets. That would be a proper way to do them.

which minute is the bit where he whacks off in front of the baby at the baby changing facility in the toilet?

war is hell

hell is other people

people = shit

war is other shit

First World War was best, followed by the Crimean War followed by the Napoleonic Wars followed by WWII followed by War of the Roses with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner.

The Falklands War was boring though.

Ten billion flies prove shit can’t be bad.

the hundred years war actually lasted for twenty-eight minutes, did you know that???

that’s bollocks

damn you, wikipedia vandals

Maybe it felt like hundred years?

the soldiers close in, under a yellow moon

Also: the Napoleonic wars weren’t that short, there was nothing great about the Great War, and the Crimean war was perfectly legal.

I hate war.

spanish-american 4-eva

ts: war pigs vs war baby

vs war wick

War lock.

sometimes war is unavoidable amirite?

If you are a poorly defended country with large oil reserves, yes.

have you heard of adolf hitler? he invaded lots of countries and had to be stopped.

Well we could argue the toss about whether he could’ve been stopped earlier. I think it’s immaterial to talk about whether WWII was “just” or “necessary”. It happened. No war is necessary in that sense. Power be confronting power, isn’t it?

ur unavoidable wars since ww2

LET ME SEE THEM

i don’t know, i thought this was a parody thead.

yes it was sorry i couldn’t resist teh ben elton-esque iraq zing

Little bit of politics.

little bit of shit west end musical

Little bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s cum on his chin

my request was serious

DAMN THIS CASINO PARODIFICATION

i think israel’s wars to defend itself up to ’73 were basically unavoidable.

or things like the afghan war in the ’80s — hey it didn’t *have* to be a war, the afghans could have just rolled over...

That King David Hotel bombing was well unavoidable.

that was an attack on the british protectorate, not egypt, syria, and jordan, amirite :-)

(I think you’re mostly right about the unavoidable thing. I don’t equate unavoidable with just tho.)

love war, hate fun

THIS ISN’T A PARAODY THREAD YOU TWATS.

usually better in video games, innit?

movies too.. pretty good

saving private ryan.. mm, definitely a good one

all disputes ought to be decided by video games.

South Korea would rule the world!

war can get ugly..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e-7h-1ALuo

all disputes ought to be decided by video games.

America’s Army replaced by... America’s Army. I like