Have you ever noticed this? Sometimes when people get married they start liking the same things?

Sometimes the exact opposite happens, tho!

And when they get a dog, and the man begins to look like the dog!!

This happened to an Uncle of mine, called Alan!!

otm. my gay asian friend often says this.

you could call it “doing an alan”! (xpost)

I knew a guy called Alan once. He certainly didn’t look like a dog though!

I am better at doing this when I fancy the female half of the couple myself. I think this is Nature’s cruellest irony.

What about when they start to dress like each other?

this always freaks me out

Sometimes when people get married they start liking the same things?

Is marriage necessary for this?

hats off to DC once again

This makes me very mad. “Oh, yeah, we loved that movie.” “We’re not crazy about Japanese food.” etc.

why do you care?

haters be bitter.

and alone.

but i hate that too

matching fannypacks = committment 4ever

now you’re going too far.

matching ironic trucker hats 2 yrs after trend = committment

matching ennui

What about the undergrad version of that, where the guy would wear one for the Cocks and the chick’s was for the Beavers?

Ah well, someone has to keep the freelance assassins in business.

but what happens when

THEN THEY ARE AWESOME, OBV.

yes

i really liked that movie

Blood doom death

Alternately, Vince Vaughn.

my favorite couple who acts like each other is a pair of really nerdy art major friends of mine. for halloween, they sewed and sculpted matching zelda & link costumes. so adorable!

fyi that’s what is known as “a cry for help”.

no, a cry for help is when they actually fuck w/ the costumes on

oh they “actually fucked w/ the costumes on”.

no you guys don’t know them, they are really nice well adjusted normal people who are just big dorks as well!