I don’t want to stand to far away from dude, because I don’t want him to think I’m afraid of him.

you could always go in the cubicle, and wait till they’ve gone.

in middle school i one time walked in a bathroom and saw GIRLS in there! i was ALL THE WAY when i realized i went in the WRONG BATHROOM! i still have this memory today and sometimes i remember it.

exacly (xpost)

omg when a guy comes in after you but leaves before you. so embarassing!

What about when there’s just two urinals and someone is using one!!! “Ho Hum, just came in to wash my hands.” YAH RIGHT!

i stand far back so they know i’m not afraid in case they see me down below

I’ve never had any problems using whatever urinal I want to. It’s a public toilet, everyone’s there to do the same thing, what’s so embarrassing about it? There are bigger things in life to stress over.

tuomas, i can now micturate in confidence :-)

apparantly only gaylords use the middle urinal. once my gay asian friend was using the middle urinal, when i bunch of guys started laughing at him and calling him gay, and he was like “so?”

In fact I didn’t even know people stress over this until I saw some humorous “Public Toilet Guide for Men” in Youtube.

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There are bigger things in life to stress over.

I might start a thread about this.

oh god i used a middle urinal last week but i have no feelings towards men, what should i do?

the fact that there might be bigger things out there is the whole reason for this fear amirite???

xpost start feeling towards them?

A lot of people have bigger penises than you. Get one self-confidence.

Just use the sink. That way they’ll be frightened of YOU.

it’s a big wide world out there, but an unusually small one when you get to know it, eh?

i actually find it more embarrasing to go number twos when there are others in the toilet ;)

A lot of people have bigger penises than you. Get one self-confidence.

Dude, make your mind up.

Huh?

it is worse when you cannot reach the big daddy urinal because you are too short and you have to use the little boy one, this makes me blush and my bladder freezes up :(

a lot of people have self-confidence, but not many have a bigger penis.

Anyway, I’ve never understood this what-do-the-others-think thing about penises, if it’s between straight guys. It’s the ladies opinion that matters, right?

it’s a grower not a shower, honest

it’s not the what do the others think thing

why is that when i drink a lot of beer i have to pee more?

DOH i hate when that happens!!

it’s like i get done peeing and then i have to pee again! i’m trying to drink here!

Beer has diuretic qualities, i.e. it increases your urine excretion more than the same amouny of water would.

no wonder i pee so much when drinking!!!!

The diuretic action of beer is due to the hops resin, which stimulates the kidneys, thereby contributing to the elimination not only of excess water in the body, but also of wastes and toxins. The sedative action of the hops joined with the calorific effect of the alcohol make beer a light and pleasant sleep-inducing beverage. Beer is also known to be a remedy against itself: the unpleasant memory of an evening spent drinking a little too much can become a thing of the past with the absorption of one glass of very cold pale beer, such as a pils.

talk about speaking the obvious, Tuomas!

That tuomas is game for a laugh!!

beer is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i drank a lot of beer last night! i couldn’t get up on time! if i hadn’t quit they’d sack me! good times.

Is this true dude? :(

yeah. mind you, i have quite low resistance to beer now, so it wasn’t too expensive at least.

My nought to pissed tolerance is pretty lousy lately. Course, by the time you’ve reached pissed you’re not making any sensible decisions about tomorrow morning.

OMG I have that drink—pee thing too! Thank god I’m not alone, I nearly went to the doctor to have my equipment checked... Phew.

No Stan, pissed = drunk.

Oh. Ok!

i can piss for ages, and i go after each pint too. i’m not gay mind.

Maybe you’re gay body?