free

poo @ work

Scott

Nice try Mickey, but this really isn’t banal enough.

louis, serious answers only please. i am going to store soon and need advice.

comfort, if they sell that in the US. it caresses my peaches like a dove’s coo.

I like Northern. I hate Charmin.

Quilted!

they ALL say that they have the biggest, longest lasting rolls. SOMEONE is lying...

village voice amirite

you said it!!! you said it!!!

I once ran out of toilet paper so I used kitchen roll. I’ve never gone back.

if it isn’t cottonelle with aloe and e it makes my asshole bleed.

anything 20 grit or above

i can’t use newspaper.. i’m scared of catching ads

fukk modestmickey

Because I recycle, I think it is important that recycled paper has a market so it ends up somewhere useful. I don’t buy a lot of paper products, but I do buy tp. Therefore my favorite tp is tp with a relatively high recycled content.

(NB: I do not recycle used tp, for those who are itching to post something zingy along those lines.)

I like Northern but I found out recently that it’s part of the Koch Bros. conservative empire. It’s like I’ve been wiping my butt with Chick-fil-A sandwiches or Dominos pizzas all these years.

:-(

anything 20 grit or above

― remy bean (bean), Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:35 AM (4 years ago)

If you use 600 grit or so, you can wipe and remove that stubborn pubic hair at the same time.

Although I only occasionally use them, I like having the pre-moistened wipes around for the few times they’re needed. Otherwise, anything soft that doesn’t tear too easily.