Williamsburg, Virginia parents can threaten their bad children with visits to President’s Park.

it looks like a lol minigolf course

It looks like a great place to drop.

dead or acid?

That park looks like it belongs on the cover of a TMBG album.

Keep reading this as Ugly Public Sanitary in the Sandbox

“A Presidents Park is like an overgrown graveyard...”

“...and that’s no malaise.”

EEEEYYYOWWWWW!

Bwahahahaha.