wow, they all seem pretty freaky !
Not again! (xpost)
“i love that racist no-brains drug-hoover doesn’t visibly have breakdown”
i love the way that paris herself still seems so UNLIKELY to go crazy
I would say she can cover it up pretty well. She’s admitted (in her diaries) to boulemia and drug use.
“i love that racist no-brains drug-hoover doesn’t visibly have breakdown”
:D
I’m curious why you love that, too.
do you seriously want to have this discussion AGAIN? i am about to go into a meeting, i am busy busy, so i can’t. isn’t BALDNEY more worthy of our discussion?
you’ve never put up an argument though! her brilliance is so great it dazzles all non-racist thought or whatever.
Try there...
I meant try asking there!
can’t be bothered.
Well there you go then.
Britney’s just in the Lost Highway phase of life.
I’d pay to see a Norbit-like movie about a love affair between wigged Britney and bald Britney.
“She’s admitted (in her diaries) to boulemia”
too much sourdough?
no, too filling. she prefer emptiness.
‘Zactly.
I love Paris’ relationship with celebrity ‘cuz it’s so fucking casual — therefore sane, uncreepy. Compared with the likes of Britney, who seems as though she’s being traumatized by fame, Paris is pretty damn cool about it. She’s in control.
Being superficial has distinct advantages, esp. re: floating vs. sinking.
jesus.
Being superficial shit has distinct advantages, esp. re: floating vs. sinking.
fixed.
if you think getting famous via a sex tape is uncreepy, then well done, otm.
what about jesus, enrique? being famous for changing water into wine. now THAT’s creepy. ;-) or was that some other dude?
that’s not creepy, that’s awesome.
Wait, i thought Jesus’ earlier miracle was the loaves & fishes thing.
Not just awesome—that’s way cool.
wasn’t water to wine part of the loaves and fishes thing?
How Paris got famous is creepy, how she deals with it isn’t. I loathe Paris but I have to say, no other celebrity out there handles (or seems to handle) the constant invasion of privacy so easily.
Sex tape, beaten up by boyfriend, hacked T-mobile, falling out with best friend, racist comments, flashing her coochie, being pelted by trash—for Paris, there really is no such thing as bad publicity.
well, here’s a list, altho this wiki has a better design. Water into wine only shows up in the book of John, but the mass feeding and healing events in the other books happen later on.
xpost—and that’s not creepy?
xpost—I really don’t know. I skipped over most of the bible stories.
Haha probably creepy isn’t the right word. This reminds me a bit of something from a Discworld book, which went something like “if sticking screws up your nose was madness, then numbering them and keeping them in careful compartments was sanity, which was the opposite— Ah. No. It wasn’t, was it...”
Paris isn’t crazy, she’s just TOO sane.
Ignoring the xposts suddenly makes this thread awesome.
haha you mean BALDNEY wasn’t already awesome enough?
the intimate video upthread where she speaks frustratingly and symbolically to her friend about what seems like celebrity induced problems and the fact that it was sold by possibly same friend and he seems completely not aware or ignoring her meaning and at times just prepping her for a scandalous “yes, i party” admittal =very poignant. did that make any sense? well, i feel sorry for her a bit..
wow. maybe she’s going to start making hardcore music or something? has bought a large collection of wigs?
— Ms Misery (missmisery7...), Today 2:38 PM. (MsMisery) (later)
court said on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:14 am
shes insane! i love it! im sad abotu what shes ingesting, and the bad man who got her started on that shit.
but shes made herself a true outsider under the influence or not- wch in itself is not a crime, shes expressed whatshes feeling insdie on the outside an dyes its the result of a pysc hotic break due to uh…ingestion of a very very very evil substance. and i know what i know because i know, the people who know- she cred for a long tome before she did it and hewr bodygiards were allthat was with her
how the ultmate insider the persopn whose almnost directly resposnble for ruining guitar rock ended up shaving herhead is an ultmate ironyt and the fact that she shaved her head hell if i didi it noonbe would blnk butt hats cos ive aleways been an ousider even when im an insider- but ths is breaking news due to that fact that this was the lolita fuck up fantasy doll jonbenet nghtmare- i remember the firt time i saw a little thing on her in spin i seriously very seriously thought iutw as a parody like an snl skit and when it became real i worried and it affected everyone, in my world in teh world of rock n roll and this may as well be death in some ways- she wasnts ober when she did it—i wish she had been because then id be able to really kind of get behind it and just say- fuck yeah express yourself- do it= ypu dont feel pretty on ths inside anymore show it man, but it s happened and itslegendary, this is going to be legendary.
is she going to join mercury rev? start hanging at spac eland?
i doubts he even udrstands that world but nod ecent punk at heart can begrudge the once totally self an dmommy sexualised “virgin” for shavin g her dammed head, i love it and im sad for her att he sAme time.
im sure shes clueless to how brilliant this was, how in some ways anarchic an dfemnist it was- but she still needs to go back to rehab.
thjats myt two cents.
Use one spellcheck, Courtney — you’re assaulting my eyes.
i think she would improve mercury rev substantially at this point
i’m sure shes clueless to how brilliant this was vs. being clueless about underestimating others and overestimating yourself.
i’m clueless to why i’m involved in this tho.
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court said on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:14 am...THE MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER TYPED ON THE INTERNET
hahaha, when i clicked on hstencil’s link, the lowermybills.com ad was the one where your mouse turns into an electric razor and you shave the dudes head.
Paris Hilton is the best-looking and the most toxic, which is why she’s the most awesome. I mean, cmon— if you can’t handle the hoovering, the dancing and the drinking, then maybe you shouldn’t be involved in a VIP-room celebrity lifestyle? Feeling bad for Spears or Lohan is fucking absurd, imo. The only one who I worry about is Nicole Richie, and that is only because she looks like she needs to be liberated from the secret Nazi camp in sunny Barbados.
Paris Hilton is the best-looking
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
She IS! I mean, her box over the Spears’ box or the Lohan box any day.
Two words: wonky eye.
battle of the scissorin’ firecrotches
When I take time out from my studies, artistic pursuits and charitable work to contemplate celebrity gossip I feel bad for Lindsey Lohan because I liked nu-Parent Trap and Mean Girls and I’ve felt kinda bad for Britney ever since that creepy Lolita Rolling Stone cover that came out when I was in middle school. Paris Hilton’s steely resolve in the face of wealth and fame aside she is really vile and I have already used up my reserve of irrational appreciation for a seemingly v. nasty famous person on Kimora Lee Simmons
I think when I regard someone by their looks, I’m not usually thinking of the state of their labia. Maybe that’s just me, though.
It’s a guy thing.
(not really)
(ok, maybe sometimes...)
the hair is in very good condition , still alive.
OH NOES BRITNEY TRIBBLE
(;__;)
ANY HAIR FOR SALE ON E-BAY IS A SCAM, PURE AND SIMPLE
(so says the ‘authentic’ buyritneyshair website anyway...
My brother-in-law sold real hair on eBay, it’s wasn’t Britney’s though.
oh you know people are shaving their fucking cats to try to get in on this shit
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hahahaha cheers
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They have two years’ worth?
Britney checks- uh, out of rehab.
Y’all keeping up?
She’s going to end up like Anna Nicole.
Britney thought there was lice in her extensions (!)
Also, is that really a cigarette that she’s smoking in that photo?
guys i’m in love with meth britney
k-fed stretched the shit outta her onion.
“She’s going to end up like Anna Nicole.”
or Michael Jackson.
Stimulant drug abuse (particularly amphetamine and cocaine) can lead to delusional parasitosis as part of a stimulant psychosis. For example, excessive cocaine use can lead to an effect nicknamed “cocaine bugs”..
Have there been any meth-fueled pop epics yet?
she should stay in rehab at least long enough to watch all three Back to the Future movies