pussy prolapse = NOT HAPPY FUN TIMES
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kegels of yore
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feral cameltoes = lips of the desert
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LET’S NOT MAKE THIS A FURRY THREAD PLZ
TOOOO LAAAATE
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Little did we know that she posed for that photo while riding a live bear.
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hahah “photo”, whoops
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ok on this other board this lady said that last night her son (private airplane pilot) got into a fight with brit because she wanted to be driven right up to the plane and apparently it’s against FAA regs? Also said that she travels with two cribs for her kids that have to be taken apart, like not travel cribs. could be fake but y’know I’m always watching out for you ilx.
that might not sound so heinous to non-parents, but cribs are a huge pain in the ass to set up
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND NICOLE RICHIE PLZ OK THX.
Britney turned into a fat alkie cokehead years ago. At least Paris can still look fetching when she’s exposing her box.
OK OK U GUYS LET’S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES FIRST THINGS FIRST:
When did Britney turn into Rosie O’Donnell?
(double)chin chong
o snap
ho snaps
V For Vin Diesel
What song should play during the “Britney shaves her head”/character transformation montage?
I’ma Shave 4 U
she’s going completely gaga. :-(
Bald To Make You Happy
y’know, no matter how much we ridicule her, it’s really sad as well. hopefully she doesn’t end up like a.n. smith.
Watch that video, nath.
And I was thinking exactly what you just said when I saw it. Let’s hope she has someone looking after her.
Yeah, watched it. It’s really sad. Even when the girl being interviewed said: ROCK (after havingbeen asked what she thought of the shaved Britney). Uh no, not “ROCK”, but “HELP!”
omg brit brit, don’t do this to yourself
IM’A SHAVE FOR YOU
ok srsly though I remember when I got my weekly issue of R&R and this britney girl was on the cover and I was all thinking oh so they’re going to try the teenpop thing again, huh, wonder how that’ll work.
also I was thinking of going with a #2 or #3 all over and now I’m really glad I didn’t.
Last weekend, while former boyfriend Justin Timberlake and former MMC colleague Christina Aguilera were starring at the Grammys, Spears was in New York City, spied stepping out of a vomit puddle located in the backseat of her limousine.
according to the daily news, she’s already checked out.
she’s completely lost the plot. she must be wired to the moon. poor chick, she must be feeling very lost just now.
Her aunt just died. Some claim her shaved head is a tribute to her aunt. PErsonally I think it’s a tribute to her going a bit crazy. Poor thing.
did she shave her eyebrows
Nothing compares.
xpost no, she didn’t
Apparently she got her cooch tattooed as well? That’s the way I interpret tattoo parlor girl’s comments.
Maybe she was getting “Property of K-Fed” covered up?
feral cameltoes = lips of the desert
— clevo lk (LAWRENCE_KANSA...), February 16th, 2007.
WOW
can you make a “carpet matches the drapes” joke here?
Doesn’t anyone else think she looks gorgeous? This is way better than the over processed, color-of-the-week look. And almost as hot as a bald Natalie Portman.
Only if it involves hardwood floors? XP
bald women are not from earth
yeah, I think she looks good.
was this to avoid a drug test perhaps?
Won’t eyebrows work just as well for that, though?
this is a v. important development
teeny insightful!
was this to avoid a drug test perhaps?
she couldn’t just run a comb thru it?
jew skin
man, those rehab guards must be harsh
what the FUCK
bald britney gets the thumbs up here
next CD: old school hardcore covers
I just realized why tattoo shop girl looked familiar, she is/was the lead singer for Go Betty Go. Shoulda worked in a plug for the band.
hopefully she doesn’t end up like a.n. smith.
It’s kind of weird seeing THE TRAGEDY OF ANNA NICOLE newspaper headlines while Britney is spazzing out like this.
Does this mean every woman with a shaved head is mentally ill? FFS people.
Not that I’m saying Britney isnt acting a bit bonkers lately.
please, this is the first sane thing britney’s done in years
anything that plays as a fuck-you to fans aching for the old britney and talking heads giving unasked-for advice is awesome x100
Heh point.
I love it! I think she looks great. That said, it’s not often one gets a relevant chance to reprint Willie D lyrics...
(talking)
Haha, y’all thought this was Dragnet didnt you
Wrong answer again
This song is for all the mutherfuckin chicken head bitches
And we kept the mutherfuckin names the same
Cause we think being a bald head bitch is a god damn shame
[Verse 1]
What the fuck is goin on in this god damn world
What are you bitch a boy or a girl?
I can’t tell cause your shit on the sides is gone
You remind me of that monkey lookin bitch Grace Jones
Fucked up is how you look to Willie D
I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me
Some try to cover up by weavin it through
You ain’t foolin nobody
We know your bald headed too
Chorus:
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
[Verse 2]
There should be a crime against bald head hoes
Why they want to be bald
Nobody knows
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast
Stupid ass hoes ain’t ya heard of grease
Hell naw
Cause if you did you’d have some up there
Like your pussy you gotta give it proper care
Every time I look around I see a damn disgrace
Motherfucking wig pieces all over the place
Its from them Bald head hoes
They just so damn mean
The meanest ass hoes I ever seen
Ain’t got no hair so they act crude
And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do
Am I right? (you right)
Hell yeah Im right
Ive seen this shit night after night
Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumbass bitch
You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn shit
Chorus
[Verse 3]
Now I just can’t go with a bald head hoe
You ain’t gotta ask why for me to tell you so
If I cant run through her hair with my hand
Somehow it seems like I be fucking a man
So stay away you bold hickies
I know you out there
Talkin to you hoes who ain’t got no hair
Your sister bald Zanny
Your mamma bald Eddie
I bet you even got a bald headed ass granny
Chorus
(talking)
Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe
[Verse 4]
Hair spots on a hot sunny day
Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway
I saw no hair Clair
Yesterday on the cut
Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her butt
I hope that she now, that I know it aint real
But I wont squeal not even on Andrea
Kim, Shawn or Merylinn
Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins
Something must be done
About these citizens
You ask
what will I do to support my fellow man?
Im proposing a bill
To capital hill
To kill all bald headed women at will
Chorus X2
She can appear on a Ohio Players album cover now.
“Britney Tattoo Witness” saying “Yeah, man, rock n roll” = roXor
i think she looks great too. but i don’t reckon she shaved her head as a fashion statement...
please, this is the first sane thing britney’s done in years
— bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), February 18th, 2007.
anything that plays as a fuck-you to fans aching for the old britney and talking heads giving unasked-for advice is awesome x100
— bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), February 18th, 2007.
OTFM
i totally dig the haircut
“Britney Tattoo Witness” would be a good band name.
i can’t name one massive female star with a bald head since sinead was massve. it works!
Too late mama
Ain’t nothin’ upside your head
No more no more no more no more
Front page of “Heat” mag, here she comes...
yeah, i’ve known A LOT of women/girls who’ve shaved their heads as teenagers or during their 20s—whether in response to a personal crisis or b/c they “felt like it.”
it’s really not that weird or uncommon. haha, entertainment media in blowing stuff out of proportion shocker, etc.
of course, some of those women/girls could’ve used some big-time therapy (and some got it).
aka “yeah, man, rock n roll”
yeah, i’ve known A LOT of women/girls who’ve shaved their heads as teenagers or during their 20s—whether in response to a personal crisis or b/c they “felt like it.”
it is done in order to piss dad off during parents’ weekend during freshman year at college, nothing more. but britney never went to college, so it’s cool.
Her next tour is gonna be awesome.
It’s not like anyone twisted her arm to make a reality show. Nobody forced her to do press conferences prior to taking extended vacations. She could have moved to another country and lived quietly if she wanted to. Any excessive negative attention she’s recieved as of late is a result of her own actions.
My favourite to hold the first role is Britney Spears, motionless.
It dances in a very good way, this of the happy marks I to be a sexual man. I cannot think of a better manner so that it dances. One day I will want to be inside it. It is nice.
I think that the weather is hot. Yes. It has incredible capacities of music. It can dance. It should move towards me. I like it, Britney.
She has an oddly shaped head/neck.
It’s not like anyone twisted her arm to make a reality show. Nobody forced her to do press conferences
ru serious?
Buy her hair! You know you want to...
Current Bid: $1,001,000??!!
I smell bullshit.
No, that’s totally legit.
it’s the VU acetate of celebrity hair.
It’s funny, if someone like Pink did this or even Xtina in her “Stripped” days, no one would be surprised (ok, maybe a little surprised but definitely not hysterical).
But Britney... somehow she just comes across as a little insane. And she probably just saw Empire Records for the first time or something.
If Pink or Xtina did this after checking into and out of rehab in quick succession, it would raise some eyebrows.
she probably just saw Empire Records for the first time or something.
hahahaha I totally thought about that yesterday
esults 1—50 of about 1,760 for Sinead O’Rebellion
Is that clip where she talks about Back to the Future still online? Wait until this girl sees The Matrix, holy shit.
Beats waxing.
she probably just saw Empire Records for the first time or something.
Yeah that scene ocurred to me as well, when I saw the pics I was thinking “well shock me shock me shock me”.
Is that clip where she talks about Back to the Future still online? Wait until this girl sees The Matrix, holy shit.
Here you go. Starts with “Ahhm ugly...” and end with Back to the Future.
I think she was playing a bit retarded in that clip, to be honest. Thinking it was cute to act spazzed out.
It’s funny, if someone like Pink did this or even Xtina in her “Stripped” days, no one would be surprised (ok, maybe a little surprised but definitely not hysterical).
BEcause it more or less fits in with their image (or how the public perceives them). With Britney it doesn’t. At all. This is like a train wreck: you kinda feel sorry for the girl but also curious how this will end. I think it’s pretty sad, really, even if she’s a spoiled rich brat. This is what happens when celebrities get into depression or/and don’t see a way out. This haircut is not ROXOR but EFFEXOR.
My (nearly 11-year-old) daughter saw this on breakfast TV as she was getting ready for school this morning. I asked her what she thought, and she shrugged and said “celebrities thrive on attention, it’s like oxygen to them. Nobody buys her music any more, so I guess she has to do something else to get in the papers”
smart girl
The Daily Star came up with a bit of genius thinking..
The ebay hair auction: The buyer could get the hair sent to a testing clinic and find out what Britney’s really been taking.
(So, the auction will either lead to a newspaper bidding war, or the auction will get shut down by e-bay, for reasons as yet undecided)
Maybe this is all part of some kind of Scientologically kaballistical “hair is teh evil” doctrine thing.
Britney is subtly insulting sikhs.
Wow CJ! Serious smarts.
Okay now Britney please do a cover of “Take The Skinheads Bowling”!!
(So, the auction will either lead to a newspaper bidding war, or the auction will get shut down by e-bay, for reasons as yet undecided)
This listing (330089956532) has been removed or is no longer available.
celebrities thrive on attention, it’s like oxygen to them. Nobody buys her music any more, so I guess she has to do something else to get in the papers
this is likely right—the other possibility is that she just really doesn’t want to be famous anymore and this is a big fu leave me alone im not pretty see. of course not a v effective tactic if yr trying to get the press to leave you alone. i mean her whole career was masterminded by her mom—there no evidence that she really wanted to be famous in the first place. her behavior over the last few years tends towards some ideal of settling down and being normal (in the manner of one who has been totally mind-fucked by celebrity of course).
where’s a picture of her hair?? (or lack thereof) I know that stence posted is fake. (or maybe not??)
just erase the tats.
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/17/britney.bald.ap/index.html
i mean her whole career was masterminded by her mom—there no evidence that she really wanted to be famous in the first place. her behavior over the last few years tends towards some ideal of settling down and being normal (in the manner of one who has been totally mind-fucked by celebrity of course).
That’s why I can’t help but feel sorry for her. I know a lot of people think it’s a publicity stunt but I think it’s just her own fucked up way of dealing with her problems.
I think, if nothing else, it’s pretty clear she’s ditched her pr/management/spiritual advisor or whatever.
wow. maybe she’s going to start making hardcore music or something? has bought a large collection of wigs?
The Bimbo Summit seemed like just yesterday!
I think Paris is like the one ring, just being around makes people go doolally.
That’s why I can’t help but feel sorry for her. I know a lot of people think it’s a publicity stunt but I think it’s just her own fucked up way of dealing with her problems.
I agree. I mean, she’s probably insufferable and spoiled, but still I do feel sorry for her.
Paris... Well, she’s just a shitmagnet, isn’t she? IF you come too close then you go batshit and/or become instantly passé. Think Tara Reid (and a gazillion others).
yet paris herself is strangely unaffected
i love the way that paris herself still seems so UNLIKELY to go crazy, or anywhere near rehab. i suspect she revels in all the wrongness, is able to do like twice the amount of drugs britney and lindsay do, and is entirely unafflicted by their self-loathing the next morning.
xp!
Paris has enough people loathing her that she doesn’t need to bother joining in.
why do you love that lex?