when come back bring pie
we want hen fap
enrique offtm
cookie glass
giant factory house
chickenbear
in russia, files kill you
dj grizz
What exactly was “geezer’s kiosk”?
blurillaz
enrique offtm
wait i said that one already
GRILL SHILLAZ
fremme neppa venette
a stick of bees
I blame hstencil!
yo dun
BAN _______ ________
jethro tull rox, u r all gay
i get a tear in my eye for fremme neppa venette
TURN BACK O POXY FULE!!!
totally forgot about cookie glass.
grocery groin
______ hates fun.
generally
i can’t make my face into a heart
enrique is everything OK?
trucker hats
no :(
What exactly was “geezer’s kiosk”?
you don’t understand
oh god Blurillaz!!!!
not all of these were invented on ILX
wai 2 haet teh_kit?
Have a cookie?
not all of these were used by more than one person
perhaps by “ILX catchphrases” he meant “catchphrases commonly used on ilx”, stevem.
“i’m a miserable pedantic sod”
radiohead can ... eat a bag of dicks
;_;
fuck washing a hat
that was a good one
ech
I miss “bring pie”!
oh noes wrinklypaws
“none of us can spell darramouss”
Something about hobo knifing, I forget.
get one life
HI DERE
waht is it made
stuff with cockfarmers and twunts
bad garu g impressions
systems thinking
Don’t forget the asshats.
bad ‘tuomas’ impressions
sadly i use a lot of these IRL
has roffle died?
it lives in GREBTness
“Don’t forget the asshats” would be a great title for an ILXor retrospective.
do you see
urgent and key
do not read if you hate us
our little baby’s all growed up!
it’s this thing
HEIN
it’s this zing
o wrinklepaws
go ahead, take her
lezzing up
[username].xls
o no! FITE etc
yaaaooowww!
and can we eat it
ambushed by [x]
what?
WAHT
Peace,
ma$e
bzzt incorrect
ban louis jagger
you never her
so not gonna happen
whyyyyy was that a tiff?! (xpost)
Ha, this thread is completely indistinguishable from any other random thread.
its just a tiff, lets be cool
PTEE
::PICTURE OF GARETH’S FLOATING HEAD::
eat my fuc
the pringles thing
fuck bees, fat bees
ect ect
TOM’S HOMEMADE VIBRATOR
bootyflakes
Does “MEGAMAN WITH TITTIES” count? I think it should.
where the titties at
btw u r v v pretty
________o _______________ington
never forget
orlando bloomps 4 prez
c on ts
don’t try it is a good one
we need ilxpedia
Dang Is A Very Bad Mang
... and then Momus arrives.
tits.jpg
[insert name here] was the drummer in the rock band Gay Dad.
if you don’t like it don’t read it
Discuss
I really miss discuss.
Tom, please delete ILx.
And the sandbox while you’re at it.
the ironing is delicious
TANKPUSS! DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
Fancy a pint?
masterbate
TARKUS
OH NOES
“[_______] is playing next week, should I go?”
LYSOL DOUCHE
“ah, mr. snrub. you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.”
____o _____ington
Discuss
I really miss discuss.
What about discus?
go ahead, take her
if you insist on being an asshole, at least get it right, it’s ‘take her, dude.’
I miss discus too.
lol
TAKE HER, DUDE
Hugglez!
Shakey MC is praised so much because he is always so right’ *cocksuck*
o X you are a traet
Thank you. :)
haha I forgot TWO WEEKS, oh how I laughed.
i don’t even know who you are
ABC is XYZ and I claim my five dollars
bootyflakes
i inadvertently created one:
‘_____ is/are the art of pretend ___________’
poppage
fuckwant
DO NOT WANT
Hooray! (w/ accompanying graphic)
that AbFab chick w/ the vodka
centaurbooty.jpg
3. dead hookers
You are ______ and I claim my $5.
GOMPOSH VS. ASSBONES
TOO SOON
;_;
guys can some of you actually read the thread before posting your catchphrases? Because we don’t need them all posted 3 times, especially if Dan’s gonna post something that hilarious and be denied on the too soon basis ;_;
Fran Healy: “Woo”
Sorry, Ally.
I _______ed nonstop (and so did Dr. Vick)
Dan was not denied. He was let go with a warning.
I ARE STERNCAT
I don’t remember two weeks?
guys can some of you actually read the thread before posting your catchphrases? Because we don’t need them all posted 3 times, especially if Dan’s gonna post something that hilarious and be denied on the too soon basis ;_;
bootyflake-- ^@^ (map@ma”>-- ^@^ (map@map.edu), February 16th, 2007 5:17 PM. (map) (later)
bootyflakes
— Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 16th, 2007 7:47 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later)
the ironing is delicious
— resumo impetus (n...), February 16th, 2007 6:02 PM. (blueski) (later)
Ally said 3 times, though.
X sonned in Y beef
As in, “Ally sonned in catchphrase beef”
LOLLERSKATES
rofflecopter
Don’t make me get Lord Custos to give you a logistical beatdown.
I’M MAKING YOUR CARD!
And then they all lez up
Let it go.
Nicky Wire in a banana suit
twooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeks
Is that the Total Recall thing? I never knew it had been an ILX catchphrase but I used to say that shit all the time.
The two weeks thing was hilarious!
The funny part was the “OMG STALKER” counterpoint that went along with it.
oh wrinklepaws is written on walls everywhere
ilx catchphrases of yesteryear
Boss Thread
The funny part was the “OMG STALKER” counterpoint that went along with it.
Indeed. Especially because the assumption that caused it was SO WRONGHEADED.
I just remembered “Wait til you see my dick” today, b/c I had this idea for a Crazy Frog remix of that song:
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Like RANGDANGDANGDANGDINGADANGBANGBANGBLLLLBBBBANGBANGBINGABANG
chocoteats
internet connection sharing
poing poing poing poing
resulting paste between two intact etc....
We’ve done this!
(That’s my contribution, not me saying we’ve done this)
You broke my brane.
How has anyone missed [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]
Can you play bass through a guitar amp?
and
SBARRO
Too much fanny dangle.
I don’t remember the twoooo weeeeeks thing at all. Can someone enlighten me?
Something to do with Orbit feeling persecuted because she was being “stalked” by Carey and Phil, who weren’t doing anything but taking the mickey in a lighthearted way. I don’t remember what started it. I seem to recall she took the “twoo weeeeks” thing as some kind of threat? She didn’t seem to know it was from Total Recall. I’m sure there was more to it but I cant remember the details.
New answers!!!! (From the olde boarde, where a question wouldn’t show up on the New Answers page until it had got at least one response)
Generic 90s indie band: classic or dud.
sub-trifean at best.
careometer.jpg
RAISE YOUR STANDARDS.
[previous post is (c) Alex in NYC]
orbit looked like the two weeks lady
oh, and kathy bates in misery
she wasn’t to know, obviously
tracer can’t believe you went there without first HONORING THE FIRE
The only good thing about Orbit is that RJG and I became friends after we starting posting Total Recall TWWOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEKS pictures and a couple of Kathy Bates in Misery pictures after every post she made. She wrote some delusional diatribe about how me and my gang were threatening her because all the pictures we posted were from violent movies where bodily harm was inflected on women and we should be kicked off. We just kind of thought she looked like the two weeeeeeeeeks woman and Kathy Bates.
— Mendoza Lineman (flembac...), July 22nd, 2005.
“Posts that made you laugh out loud.”
Women be shoppin’.
It was a predator in the alien ship.
And who could forget the proverbial egg in a briefcase?
I never her
I’d hit it.
Bollocks.
it’s not friday
MY BLOOD IS BOILING!!!!
FAPPO
Name the reasons why you are so bad and hated!