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Hey Jelky:

Phase One consisted of:

  • Restructuring
  • Budget cuts
  • Re-evaluation of goals
Stay tuned for Phase Two!

Best,
Experts

max max max max, Sunday, 23 November 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

who will dance on the floor in the round?

lxy, Monday, 24 November 2008 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link

why do i never feel like going out anymore?

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i remember when that happened, i thought it was temporary, but it wasn't. now i revel in not going out. though we did go out on saturday with some of our neighbours and the evening ended on this note:

'goodnight estela' (kiss on each cheek) 'thank you for saying penis, i liked it' (extra kiss on the snap frozen tundra of my cheek).

(it's true i said penis but it was 3 hours earlier and i employed a brisk practical tone.)

estela, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

since then f. and i have started thanking each other for saying things, and saying we liked it.

estela, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks for writing penis

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

what a week.

estela, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey Lxy!

As it turns out, your question was answered before, by experts far more expert than your humble sandbox servant(s):

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081004070137AA5jU7o

Hope that helps! :)

With love and respect,

max max max max, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Jergins--

There are a lot of reasons you don't feel like going out anymore, for example, your age, and your growing dislike of Seattle, and the people you run into, and barely-conscious anxiety about the above.

Does that answer your question?

Keep up the great work,

max max max max, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Home > Arts & Humanities > Dancing > Resolved Question

lxy, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy does this look sort of like you?

http://l.yimg.com/img.avatars.yahoo.com/users/1Uzp8ouhOAAECYIOcpFv7G4sB.medium.jpg

max max max max, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

your answer's off max but it allowed me to bring into focus what the answer probably is

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

so thankx

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

even a stopped clock is right twice a day

max max max max, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

sexy clock

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

unless it's on military time.

tehresa, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link

camo clock's hot!

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link

but how does it compare to hello kitty clock!?

tehresa, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link

What's the opposite of a cockblock?

jergins, Sunday, 30 November 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

clam slam

Lingbert, Sunday, 30 November 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

pussy control.

tehresa, Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

for the record to show i'm a good liberal it was an affirmative action clam slam, trying to help the indian guy get into some blonde russian babushka

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

a benetton barter?

tehresa, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link

when lxy's away is this board more or less gay?

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

please see my response on this other thread

lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is it weird or ok for a stranger on the street to say bless you after you sneeze?

jergins, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i think it's okay. who did you bless?

lxy, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

it depends upon the tone and demeanor of the blesser and also whether or not the sneezer feels at ease in this world.

estela, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link

thank you experts

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:40 (fifteen years ago) link

blessing people when they sneeze is silly

Lingbert, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/blessyou.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 07:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I like it when people say bless you it's like an appendix or a vestigal tail

max max max max, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link

why have i let myself get trolled twice in the past week?

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

do you think the songs you get in your head are most interesting than the songs other people get in their heads?

jergins, Saturday, 20 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

god definitely not! i get some of the worst shit stuck in my head.

Lingbert, Saturday, 20 December 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

When I finally gather the funds to move to the big smoke, these guys are definitely near the top of my 'must see live' list.

where is this and can i move there now?

jergins, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link

scratch that it's either london or toronto

jergins, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link

do i have to hate the person that's sitting next to me? is it a work rule?

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i think it might be a rule, yes.

lxy, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

what is going on here?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BmPZ6zj4Pt0/SWRs1WGZBZI/AAAAAAAABY8/CnJwtNRYJS4/s1600-h/keenhouse.jpg

jergins, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

what is that from??

Lingbert, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

a better question would be what isn't going on there

max max max max, Friday, 9 January 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

glasses and bandages guy makes me think of that baaad chevy chase movie

jergins, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.rockymusic.org/sfdf/InvisibleMan.jpg

amon, Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

http://cientifica.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mad_scientist.gif

lxy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

can u post a blank post (excl bad pix)?

newjioke (jergins), Monday, 19 January 2009 07:09 (fifteen years ago) link

do you know of a good book that tells about the evolution of symbols, like where @ and & and % came from?

jergins, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

do you know of a good book about the history of malls

harbl, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

would read that book

jergins, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

isn't this a weird email to get from a colleague? like, from a colleague you aren't close to and don't work with very much?

Have a marvelous day and weekend.

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.
David Burns, Intimate Connections

lxy, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link


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