i don't know where to put this so i'm putting it here

excusemeiamrightherejeez

oh shit wrong thread after all that

what i wrote in my report
• A few minutes into the second act I was called to the grand lobby. A man had accosted Savor staff, calling them names. I remembered him as soon as I saw him, having shooed him away for smoking too near the door. He’d given me grief at the time, and as I approached I was ready for more. Unsure whether he was a patron or not—my gut said no—I stood over him, asking for a ticket. He was belligerent to begin with, but then I sat down, and the two of us sat there eye to eye and he calmed some. He told me his name, Alan Wallace King, and about his house on Kona. He showed me the secret ID the CIA had given him. When he paused for breath I asked for the ticket he couldn’t provide, the name of the friend he couldn’t come up with. As he talked I turned to head usher Jim, standing with a group, watching me, and hollered out, “WHERE IS SECURITY?” That didn’t faze Alan Wallace King, He kept talking. Five minutes later, an eternity in crazy person time, security showed up, forcefully ejecting Mr. King out of the venue onto the street and into the night. It was then that we found out about the restraining order, and that he was not allowed on Seattle Center grounds. Good night, Mr. King!

do you think the cia will be mad that you ejected him?

max i don't think he is really a cia agent

ps jergins nice report!

i guess i misunderstood the story i thought he had a cia id

fresh fires

an apple the size of a house

http://post.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2008/12/05/r_1228521626_los_carpinteros.jpg

a hearse took my parking spot

empty i hope

it's a sign

are you being dire?

more like end of an era, need to quit my job

ah okay, carry on then

"you been smoking sesame seeds."

unrelated btw^

when i drove in the garage today this man looked up from his motorcycle like he'd never seen another moving vehicle. his mouth hung open.

maybe he was expecting a hearse

he reminded me of Laotian villagers that had never seen anything bigger than a tricked-out tuk tuk

i took my coat to the dry cleaners today. the girl asked what the stain was from. i said i didn't know.

wouldn't you hate that part of the job, asking after stains?

it was the kind of thing where i could think of a dozen 'funny' rejoinders after, but was glad to mumble that i didn't know.

"semen and mustard obviously"

http://www.alwaysjukin.com/

http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/lhr-1.jpg

"i know it is very human-like because children cry when it makes angry face."

adam yamaguchi, the asian-american version of aj benza <3<3 he can be my host any time

push my cheek

a midget in a tuxedo just asked me for BofA's 800 number!

i happen to have that handy:

800-442-6680

so did yahoo answers thank u very much

my life's kind of funny when it's not sucking shit

"excuse my breach"

you didn't know where to put it because you couldn't find any threads, huh

i know where to put this because it's the first thread

a homeless man that had drunk a bottle of aftershave just hugged me

socotra
http://jazzkinda.livejournal.com/12164.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socotra

love this one:

http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra35.jpg

cool pix
the wiki's worth reading. looove islands i've never heard of.

what a bizarre-looking place. the amazing things you discover via The latest 50 images posted to Live Journal. this was the pic that sucked me in: http://www.sundog.ru/lj/socotra44.jpg

"The chief products of the island are dates, ghee, tobacco, and fish."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Ghee_jar.jpg

PURE COW GHEE

i wonder if that goat's gonna faint.

porch q&a:
at what point does gasoline freeze?

internet:
Roughly -120 F I say roughly because there are different factors at play, for instance the alcohol content, the content of paraffins, the content of water, leaded, unleaded, octane blah - all have a bearing on the answer.

lxy:
we'll freeze before the gas

http://awoko.org/

http://www.visual-literacy.org/periodic_table/periodic_table.html

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2007/11/17/wpa_eatfruit.jpg

lol @/with my sister:
how much did you get from the divorce?
"ten thousand. it worked out to 26 dollars a day. not worth it!"