questions for the experts

i also think it has to do with googlers, which is why the can i have some simpsons porn thread on ire is always one of the top 50 most threads. which is also really creepy and weird, if true.

nothing creepy about a millhouse boner, cmon

uhh

dear lxy,

i bet that's it, i think maybe you are a genius and i thank you for curing my puzzlement.

<3estela

XD

experts,

is being nice worth it?

fuck you

when is a link more than a link?

when there's ink.

tehresa is a cryptic expert, i like that.

what constituted phase one?

Hi Jergins--

Being nice is always worth it.

Thanks,
Experts

Hey Jelky:

Phase One consisted of:

• Restructuring
• Budget cuts
• Re-evaluation of goals

Best,
Experts

who will dance on the floor in the round?

why do i never feel like going out anymore?

i remember when that happened, i thought it was temporary, but it wasn't. now i revel in not going out. though we did go out on saturday with some of our neighbours and the evening ended on this note:

'goodnight estela' (kiss on each cheek) 'thank you for saying penis, i liked it' (extra kiss on the snap frozen tundra of my cheek).

(it's true i said penis but it was 3 hours earlier and i employed a brisk practical tone.)

since then f. and i have started thanking each other for saying things, and saying we liked it.

thanks for writing penis

what a week.

Hey Lxy!

As it turns out, your question was answered before, by experts far more expert than your humble sandbox servant(s):

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081004070137AA5jU7o

Hope that helps! :)

With love and respect,

Jergins--

There are a lot of reasons you don't feel like going out anymore, for example, your age, and your growing dislike of Seattle, and the people you run into, and barely-conscious anxiety about the above.

Does that answer your question?

Keep up the great work,

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lxy does this look sort of like you?

http://l.yimg.com/img.avatars.yahoo.com/users/1Uzp8ouhOAAECYIOcpFv7G4sB.medium.jpg

your answer's off max but it allowed me to bring into focus what the answer probably is

so thankx

even a stopped clock is right twice a day

sexy clock

unless it's on military time.

camo clock's hot!

but how does it compare to hello kitty clock!?

What's the opposite of a cockblock?

clam slam

pussy control.

for the record to show i'm a good liberal it was an affirmative action clam slam, trying to help the indian guy get into some blonde russian babushka

a benetton barter?

when lxy's away is this board more or less gay?

please see my response on this other thread

is it weird or ok for a stranger on the street to say bless you after you sneeze?

i think it's okay. who did you bless?

it depends upon the tone and demeanor of the blesser and also whether or not the sneezer feels at ease in this world.

thank you experts

blessing people when they sneeze is silly

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/blessyou.jpg

I like it when people say bless you it's like an appendix or a vestigal tail

why have i let myself get trolled twice in the past week?

do you think the songs you get in your head are most interesting than the songs other people get in their heads?

god definitely not! i get some of the worst shit stuck in my head.

When I finally gather the funds to move to the big smoke, these guys are definitely near the top of my 'must see live' list.

where is this and can i move there now?

scratch that it's either london or toronto

do i have to hate the person that's sitting next to me? is it a work rule?