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1a. Could it?
1b. If yes, how much?

2. What kind of peppers?

3. Why don't they just collect their own?

lxy, Sunday, 29 April 2007 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

1a. of course it could.
1b. as much as you want it/all night long

2. red!

3. itsamystery.jpg

jergins, Monday, 30 April 2007 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

thank you, v v helpful.

lxy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

1a. I think so
1b. 30 pence

2. I'm not sure

3. Why don't you ask them?

Lingbert, Saturday, 5 May 2007 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

1a. Not today, but tomorrow yes.
1b. with all my heart

2. Dr.!

3. they lost the tweezers u_u

Jaq, Saturday, 5 May 2007 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

thank you, experts.

another:

4. why do the experts never agree?

lxy, Saturday, 5 May 2007 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

4. It is part of the experts creed to agree to disagree.

Jaq, Saturday, 5 May 2007 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

corollary to 4. Experts agree on only 1 thing, to disagree.

Jaq, Saturday, 5 May 2007 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

thx, jaq. i'm glad you're here. :)

lxy, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:34 (twelve years ago) link

wait i can't disagree with that

jergins, Saturday, 5 May 2007 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

6. Well, who?
7. And what?
8. And while we're at it, how?
9. For that matter, when?

lxy, Friday, 11 May 2007 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

6. corazon aquino
7. what not, really.
8. by the most unlikely of means: a hammer and a loaf of bread
9. tomorrow. watch out!

jergins, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

OH! thank you for telling me! i'd better get busy!!

lxy, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

10. How much longer?
10a. How long is too long?

Jaq, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

11. jergins, do you know where my hammer is?

lxy, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

10. about a day and a half. definitely less than two.
10a. if you're still experiencing doubt after a few weeks, come see me (or any local representative). we'll talk you through the process, and buy the coffee.
11. basement!

jergins, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

nailed that last question, i did

jergins, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

nah, i think you screwed up.

lxy, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol

jergins, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

Lurker, if you have any difficult questions, you should ask the experts here!

lxy, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

Dear Experts,

I was recently diagnosed with a case of Thread Bumps. I checked on WebMD and even did a google search, but I can't find any information about this condition.

Is it contagious?
Is it life-threatening?
Is there any treatment?
What are the symptoms?

I am counting on you for help! You're my only hope!

lxy, Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

should we move to a loft in pioneer square?

should we move to lower qA?

how about capitol hill?

condition #1 - we will either be working in thes outh end or that and mercer isalnd :(

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

(plz say loft, kthxbye)

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT LOFT

lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:13 (twelve years ago) link

not that i'm an expert, obv. just a person with an opinion.

lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:13 (twelve years ago) link

I'm thinking taht 2, or apt. above uwajimaya

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

would there be any more dangerous place for us to live? over grocery and bookstore?

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

nice. yes. do it. NO DANGER!!

lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

DREAM!!!

lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

haha i thought like 'oooh ID dangerous' and then i realized it was about food and books and i lollllllled

jergins, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:18 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha! stepdaughter was all "ooo! no! you'll be caught in x-fire" and I'm all "no dude, we wld never hav to go outside!"

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

but u wld & u'd luv it!

lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

I no! Mr. Jaq feers the packing :( I think it owuld be grebtst thing EVAH!

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

potential loft is 1 block from salumi and 1 block from Elliott bya bookds

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

so so vvv addicted to craigslist :(((((((

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

move there. i mean 1 block elliot bay. do not move to craig's list. that would suck.

lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

haha craig would molest u

jergins, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

I noes! would that not be the best!

okay experts: should I sell the car?

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

uhm, oh - xpost

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:42 (twelve years ago) link

yes, if u move to 1 block elliot bay, yes.

lxy, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:42 (twelve years ago) link

thats what I'm thinking
plus parking is $$$$$ down that way and there are buses

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:46 (twelve years ago) link

that is so much the place for us. time to go look on sunday maybe

Jaq, Saturday, 23 June 2007 07:46 (twelve years ago) link

how do i sleep more?

jergins, Thursday, 5 July 2007 08:05 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

how do i speed up my internet?

jergins, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

jaq, loft news?

lxy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dear experts:

if i had cramps AND spilled coffee on my yellow sweater AND discovered a hold in my pants... would that be reason enough to leave work early?

lxy, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

hold in your pants? hell yes, go home

jergins, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh jexux i just noticed that typo and now i understand fully your response. dumdum over here lol!

lxy, Saturday, 22 September 2007 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, here's my question:

recognizing that he is most certainly a musical genius but perhaps not, you know, an astronomer:

do you think kells had to look up space terminology to write this song, or did he have it all in his head?

if he looked stuff up, where do you think he looked... online? does he have a dictionary or encyclopedia at home / in his office / at the club? or maybe he called the reference desk of his local library?

i'm interested to know what you think.

lxy, Saturday, 22 September 2007 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

is it too early to start drinking?

lxy, Monday, 12 November 2007 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

camo clock's hot!

jergins, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 04:50 (ten years ago) link

but how does it compare to hello kitty clock!?

tehresa, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 05:28 (ten years ago) link

What's the opposite of a cockblock?

jergins, Sunday, 30 November 2008 20:02 (ten years ago) link

clam slam

Lingbert, Sunday, 30 November 2008 20:59 (ten years ago) link

pussy control.

tehresa, Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:23 (ten years ago) link

for the record to show i'm a good liberal it was an affirmative action clam slam, trying to help the indian guy get into some blonde russian babushka

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:16 (ten years ago) link

a benetton barter?

tehresa, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:20 (ten years ago) link

when lxy's away is this board more or less gay?

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:33 (ten years ago) link

please see my response on this other thread

lxy, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 00:26 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is it weird or ok for a stranger on the street to say bless you after you sneeze?

jergins, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:53 (ten years ago) link

i think it's okay. who did you bless?

lxy, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:59 (ten years ago) link

it depends upon the tone and demeanor of the blesser and also whether or not the sneezer feels at ease in this world.

estela, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:15 (ten years ago) link

thank you experts

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:40 (ten years ago) link

blessing people when they sneeze is silly

Lingbert, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:58 (ten years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/blessyou.jpg

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 07:44 (ten years ago) link

I like it when people say bless you it's like an appendix or a vestigal tail

max max max max, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 13:03 (ten years ago) link

why have i let myself get trolled twice in the past week?

jergins, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:20 (ten years ago) link

do you think the songs you get in your head are most interesting than the songs other people get in their heads?

jergins, Saturday, 20 December 2008 07:55 (ten years ago) link

god definitely not! i get some of the worst shit stuck in my head.

Lingbert, Saturday, 20 December 2008 16:17 (ten years ago) link

When I finally gather the funds to move to the big smoke, these guys are definitely near the top of my 'must see live' list.

where is this and can i move there now?

jergins, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 05:42 (ten years ago) link

scratch that it's either london or toronto

jergins, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 05:43 (ten years ago) link

do i have to hate the person that's sitting next to me? is it a work rule?

jergins, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 19:35 (ten years ago) link

i think it might be a rule, yes.

lxy, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:15 (ten years ago) link

what is going on here?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BmPZ6zj4Pt0/SWRs1WGZBZI/AAAAAAAABY8/CnJwtNRYJS4/s1600-h/keenhouse.jpg

jergins, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:33 (ten years ago) link

what is that from??

Lingbert, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:23 (ten years ago) link

a better question would be what isn't going on there

max max max max, Friday, 9 January 2009 21:31 (ten years ago) link

glasses and bandages guy makes me think of that baaad chevy chase movie

jergins, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:46 (ten years ago) link

http://www.rockymusic.org/sfdf/InvisibleMan.jpg

amon, Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:41 (ten years ago) link

http://cientifica.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mad_scientist.gif

lxy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 05:33 (ten years ago) link

can u post a blank post (excl bad pix)?

newjioke (jergins), Monday, 19 January 2009 07:09 (ten years ago) link

do you know of a good book that tells about the evolution of symbols, like where @ and & and % came from?

jergins, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:32 (ten years ago) link

do you know of a good book about the history of malls

harbl, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:55 (ten years ago) link

would read that book

jergins, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:01 (ten years ago) link

isn't this a weird email to get from a colleague? like, from a colleague you aren't close to and don't work with very much?

Have a marvelous day and weekend.

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.
David Burns, Intimate Connections

lxy, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:05 (ten years ago) link

wtf language is this in

jergins, Thursday, 5 February 2009 08:59 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

were my shotgun wedding jokes over the line?

jergins, Thursday, 2 April 2009 21:41 (ten years ago) link

no they were awesome i LOLLLLED!!!!!

lxy, Thursday, 2 April 2009 21:56 (ten years ago) link

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/vandygirl2/wink2.gif

jergins, Thursday, 2 April 2009 22:00 (ten years ago) link

but apparently estela questions my integrity as an expert so

lxy, Friday, 3 April 2009 03:33 (ten years ago) link

(imo at least in this case i think she is RONG)

lxy, Friday, 3 April 2009 03:33 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i have three pillows, two of them down/goosefeather(i think?) and as i sleep i must push them up, towards the wall, so that they cascade up and over and back down onto my head, or if not that they point out into the air and when i look up i think i'm wearing one of those dumb jester hats. it's annoying, and the pillows don't work that well. what do i need to do? buy/get more pillows?

jergins, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:15 (ten years ago) link

sorry has taken me so long to respond to your question. every night since you asked it i only remembered as i was getting into bed, adjusting my pillows. never when i was at the computer or even upright. and it seemed silly to get up and turn the computer on to answer, especially considering the fact that in all likelihood you were already fighting with your pillows, not looking at the computer.

lxy, Sunday, 26 April 2009 17:25 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

the bathroom clock claims LIGHTED DISPLAY. in what year was that last true?

jergins, Monday, 14 September 2009 05:46 (nine years ago) link

lol 1984? never in my time that's for sure.

lxy, Monday, 14 September 2009 15:13 (nine years ago) link

why would cyst location run in a family?

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 22:10 (nine years ago) link

gross i don't know. good thing i never had children, what a terrible thing to pass down.

lxy, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:55 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

is there a difference between clumsiness and carelessness?

lxy, Thursday, 9 August 2018 16:40 (one year ago) link

yes

mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2018 00:55 (one year ago) link

i love a concise expert

lxy, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:47 (one year ago) link

<3

mookieproof, Friday, 17 August 2018 23:42 (one year ago) link


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