i bet estela is 5’6“ or 7”

(also I have never met stet irl)

i would expect stet to be broader than portrayed in the drawing, like not fat at all but burly

isn’t he or keith scottish? i imagine all scottish people being burly and tall and having red hair

i like to make generalizations based on people’s ethnicities btw

Mentally I group people into a)not tall enough to put wine corks in the light of lxy’s kitchen and b) tall enough to put corks up there. I am in group A.

stet is a tall lithe scottisher in my mind.

Here is a drawing I made of Keith:

I can’t tell how tall he is, because he is sitting down

i did not know you were so artful, jaq!

<3

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=10352

I can only draw things that don’t move and people I’ve never met, pretty much.

that is more than i can draw

look at the biceps on that mspaint keith!

lol jaq re. corks in the light! also, <3 your drawings!

i can’t tell how old people are a lot of the time either

oh jesus, i never know how old people are

I don’t even try to guess how old people are anymore—I am working for a guy who I would guess is maybe 15, and yet I know that can’t be right.

lolz this thread is A++ today

i don’t know how tall i am—i had my height and weight measured at the doc’s a couple weeks before i came out here but i was so busy looking at the scales i didn’t see my height (and that’s the first time i’ve been measured since i was about 12). but i’m taller than estela.

i always imagined jergz being not-tall

jergins is definitely in group B I’m pretty sure.

definitely, that’s how they got there!

i always imagined jergins as being not tall. even though i’ve met him several times, he still seems not tall (not short though) in my mind. hmm.

yeah he seems not tall or not short that’s why i said 5’10“ or 5’11”. he seems like someone that if i was standing next to him i would feel like i was the same height as him.

ruby estela says she’s taller than you are. controversy!

oooooooh

time for some sandboxing!

oh yeah that’s why i switched my original list but you can’t tell because lxy deleted the posts that made me look less smart

:)

lol no way! i am DEF taller than estela—she was wearing heels!

your tales are taller than mine.

i’m sure most people imagine me as a towering giant.

i would put you equal with jergins, i think.

i always thought i was a certain height and then found out at a doctor’s office that i was 1.5“ shorter, but also 20 lbs heavier than i thought as well.

i believed he was 1.5“ taller the whole time i knew him, then i came all the way over here and was so goddamn disappointed

send him back

bend him sack.

it was just like all those people warned me about—an internet ruse!

so glad i get one of these creepy threads for myself

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t.s. i <3 you

max and i are the same height like exactly

yall my shorties btw

<3

yes <3

btw i found a pic of t.s.

(trying to hide out with misspelling his name)

he’s 6’2“ counting his plinth.

jergins and i are the same height in inches but i stand taller due to not being ashamed of my past

also i stand on the shoulders of giants

that’s cheating, max.

no, max ot

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jergins are you 31 that’s how old i would guess you are

a nice prime number

my knowledge of jergins life:

was born (possibly in the 20s)

lived in antarctica (was a fry cook?)

moved in with lxy (NOT his girlfriend despite outward appearances)

works at some sort of art/theater collective

not dead yet

researchin ur life

i thought he said he drove the bus in antarctica but i’d be impressed if he was a fry cook

35, divisible by 7 and 5

drove a bus in antarctica, never fried anything in my life

that’s a relief.

whoa i did not know you were that old. not that that’s old. actually it’s kind of cool, to be 35.

am i the youngest sanboxer?!?! other than step hen faps

oh duh and max is younger than me. nevermind.

should make an age list but maybe that’s a more touchy subject i dunno

who here is touchy about age, for crying out loud

“duh”

u may be older in petty human measurements like years but i am wise beyond time fyi

that is probably true max

i won’t make an age list but i have some ideas that are probably wrong

anyway jergins has made me feel less bad about getting older because he’s still got it, he’s hip and with it

bc i am worrying about getting old all the time :(

jergins, he has it all

in other words MAX is touchy about age

ps harbl, you silly!

i know but

I may be in group A for height, but I’d be at the top of the list for AGE!!!

(unless Beth Parker or Aimless are here)

yall im not touchy about age im 23 going on 24 and i still GOT IT

i never lost it bc i never had it i think

what is it, btw

moxie, gumption, mojo

yeah i definitely never had any of that business

i think you have moxie tehersa, don’t sell yourself short

thanks, harbs.

t youve got tons of moxie, more than jergs even, he maybe left some of his in antarctica

maybe it froze.

sheesh even i know you’re not supposed to let moxie get too cold!

i don’t know you jaq except that everyone says you are an amazing cook, but i may be older than you (i was born in the 60s!)

i am guessing you are 44

divisible by 11

...the 1860s!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that’s close, but too high so u lose on price is right

the civil war never ended in my family

43

a nice prime number

in a few months, yes

i guess you are 42

a number divisible by lots of other numbers

do you feel like a father figure to ilx

i do feel i know where notorious cranky middle aged dudes like morbs & alex are coming from. they are coming from the 1860s

yeah they are ridiculous and unloveable

this is me as a babby

tbh t silaviver your internet presence seems like it is around 29 years old

i am not wise, tru

no i mean you’re not like other old people ; )

i bet he doesn’t have crazy legs either.

oh man, i started running again and last week i had the worst shin splints, like severe pain i have never experienced before, and i think i fucked up my legs ; \

this is middle age

i need to start running again before i become middle aged

t. silaviver, I am indeed older than you—born in 1960 and named for the future first lady. Am currently 7 squared. Have lived through some truly excellent times, though occasionally I wish I had been born 5 yrs sooner (for more hippie-cred).

hi jaq! nice to see you here

poor unreg. how tall do we think he is?

oh yeah we forgot unreg! he’s prob like 6’0“

i was gonna guess 5’11 1/2“

i would guess 23 y o or so

a nice prime number

you