also schultheiss you are great!“

i love games drukn thread is a laff a minute i bet

people my drinking/dating thread is going off!

one has to wonder when they not only post drunk, but start a thread drunk, just what is going to happen

U R DURNK!

where is your thread?

i found it. yes, it is. people hav ea lot to say,.

now. this is where i belong, apparently. hello!

hi dere two big beers before 5

i am not drunk. but i have made myself a cocktail (goslings black seal — see rum thread) and am settling in after the long haul of the week which included relentless helicopters (due to the sinkhole — see seattle thread), core drilling in the office below mine, and, this evening, a crew of arborists trimming the holly hedge next to the house. and then sending the branches through a chipping machine. and then using a gas-powered blower to send the stray leaves into the neighbor’s yard. noisy week.

as kells says, it’s the freakin weekend baby i’m about to have me some fun (see NP thread).

and since we’re talking about the hedge, it is important to note that those butchers chopped to its very nub the beautiful tree hydrangea that has been manfully blooming despite the oppression of the holly for lo, these many years. despite the over-preciousness of it, i always call it the snowball tree. see why:

it was just coming into bloom, and now it is sawn branches. but as stated above, it’s a manful thing, and i have no doubt it will be back next year. fuckers can’t keep beauty down.

i would like to add that the word “manful” makes me laugh A LOT. i expect i’ll be giggling about it all night.

every thread needs a bored drunk

^ put it all together into “manful nub” and i completely lose it.

apparently i am a junior high school boy with a somewhat prissy vocabulary.

good night sleep tight

see you next time

not enough drunks on this board. damn.

that’s okay, people, i can hold down this fort while you catch up.

aw, the snowball tree. sorry you got chopped. i miss you.

will the limes still be fresh enough, having been cut a few hours ago? i’m thinking yeah?

oh yeah

yeah.. good god a lot o f rúm

rum

rumba

and if they get a little bit dried up you can just trim the dried up part off, and underneath is as good as new, even the next day!

spoken like an expert.

god i drank a lot last night. hooray for a dry-out day today and night tonight. thankfully i have no friends here and nothing to do and no money, otherwise i might be tempted. instead i’ll just stay home and read my dry book.

double meaning for dry book!

drunk.

it’s 8 p.m. do you know where your drink is?

Mine is right here, pale straw and sparkling clear! Hello wine, you are divine. I can post now on this thread, but truly must be off to bed.

aw jaq, hi friend! whether fremented, brewed or distilled, it is divine, isn’t it?

oh lordy. i am drunkenly trying to write a cover letter for a job. how dumb is that?

so there’s this thing i always do which is after i slog home from the grocery store i treat myself with a couple of beers down by the canal. since today may be the last time i do it, it’s worth a memorial. cheers berliner kindl at 4 in the afternoon.

Today was a bad day to be mildly, ever-so-slightly hungover at work :(

Drunken cover letters! I should get Mr. Jaq to try that as he is having no luck with sober ones.

well, i didn’t exactly complete it.

See, if I wrote a cover letter whILE drunk, I would expound on my superpowers and language ability! If I drink enough, I find I can speak fluent Spanish, Italian, and a smattering of French. The trick would be getting through the interviews whilst drunk! “Oh, this? I need to keep hydrated, it’s just water...glurg glurg glurg...comprende amigo?”

I AM IN UR WANT ADS TAKIN ALL UR JOBZ!

Now, that was strange—why did the ILE in whILE get all linky?

i would walk a mILE along the nILE, over a fragILE campanILE and pILEs of tILEs (i would have to be very agILE), to see a simILE that could be so vILE yet versatILE. and then, though rILEd, i would reconcILE my bILE and live in exILE, whILE drinking chamomILE tea with a smILE, and compILE the fILEs that i had toILEd to defILE, whether they be oILEd, soILEd, or boILEd.

yup, that’s pretty weird.

you didn’t try to do that?

That’s just us testing stuff that might be helpful... It’s off now.

ILE ILE ILE ILE

FUNNY

following up on the above cover letter discussion: i wrote it tonight, not drunk. but now i am going to have a drink, to celebrate the successful completion.

but i am not going to get drunk because people, i been drinking too much this week. self, give me a break!

i am not drunk. but i should be.

up that late? sha, yeah.

i’m off the sauce, not cuz i want to be. my nights are quiiiiet.

that’ll change soon enough

and how.

as baba ram dass says: be here now.

baba ram dass aka richard alpert

was gonna post that!

who is the crazy new age “guru” who linda whoever from dynasty fell for that lives in tacoma?

linda evans... who was the guru though? not ram dass... ah-ha: j.z. knight! she channeled ramtha, an ancient warrior. yeah?

yeah! and that’s why i thought of it, the ‘ram___’ thing

way back when i first knew LT, a friend of from high school visited. this guy was really into that stuff and so we had to go to some mystic video store in ravenna and rent a ramtha video and a lazarus (some other channeler) video. they got bored watching but i was really into it, because that shit is so fucking weird. into it, you know, in a curious and puzzled way, not in a converted way.

that reminds me that i told a girl at a party about living at the loft recently. i went into some detail, telling her about the death alien cult SD people who ended up there, about the yoga cult, about mursh1d, the building itself, etc. she was 22 and just out of college, and predictably WTF about it. in return she told me about getting kicked off of her college soccer team. didn’t compare, really.

baba ram dass a.k.a. baby rum does

does

what happens when opens bottle 6:30 and no one to comanpy / entertain / drink with is this:

drunk early and tired and o friday am i really go to bed befoer 9 o’clock?

really?

seriously/

nah, it can’t be. i won’t accept this. i’m up and i’m staying up.

that’s it, thie final world. on the subjec.t

D

RUNK

DRUNK

so how bad is it that the guy who’s been up for >24 with travel can be still up and running and i’m not? bad.

drinx

thred

—- —- —-

—- bank bunk

blink blank ——

brink —— ——

—- —- —-

DRINK DRANK DRUNK

— —- —-

fink —— funk

—- flank flunk

—— frank ——

—- —- gunk

—- hank hunk

—- —- junk

kink —- —-

link lank lunk

mink —- —-

—- —- —-

oink —- —-

pink —- punk

plink —— plunk

—- —- —-

rink rank —-

sink sank sunk

slink —— slunk

—- tank —-

—— —— trunk

—- —- —-

—- —- —-

wink wank —-

—- —- —-

—- —- —-

—- —- —-

hihi

brother you were up late!

yeah, and you were smart to go to bed

omg i HAD to go to bed. because spinning standing up is even worse than spinning lying down. holy.

This time last night I was in bed, almost asleep. Hahahah

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! argh, no staminas. none. not even 10 pm. is pussy.:(

yay fer autologin remembering passowrd bsuiness. nite!

it was an imperative

and good

Lurker, we invite you to post here when you’re drunk. It’s fun!

durnk is good people. join the celebration.

heeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEP

every board needs a thread where you drink beer all night but never get drunk

I can only post to drunk threads right before I go to bed, because of the stairs. Alcohol = floor 2, posting = floor 3. It’s not right.

posting + alcolhol = same floor = DRUNKER OSTING THATN SHOULD BE ALLOWED!

hi drunk thread, haven’t seen you in a while.

well... since sunday, anyway. i guess that’s not very long, and proves what a drunk i am.

oh well.

p.s. i prefer the term “lush.” thank you for understanding.

yr the lushest and that’s what i love

Yes, yes it does and it should always be easy for lushious drunks to find

jaq/. tje dir

wait.

jaq. the drunks over here adore you. thanks for being our friend.

(i had another dutch moment just then.)

is good to be a drunk among friends!

xoxoxoxox

here is a question fo rthe expers

wait

I can’t find them

oh, ise drunk now

i can feel it in my jaws

i no wht u mean.

dudez. wheeeee! my eyes are loose.

mr. jaq is out. won’t he be surprixed! hahahaha!

I can has all the gins!

this glass is MT again. maybe time 4 h2o

guyz u r the bestest and i totally <3 u and now must sleeps

not even 6 pm and I’m x-eyed on one giant gin martini (on nearly mt stomach)

aww jaq. it’s good, right?

it wz good! but then we watched one of the stupidest movies of the 70s and the buzz wore off and now it’s time to sleep while the neighborhood explodes.