Didnt even need a bottle of chardonnay and Kenny G

oo girl i’m gonna go long on third and four i’m so confident oooo

congrats to Brad Samford & Son! i thought there was another week left.

the whole reason they ain’t doing games on Thursday is so someone doesn’t win causing another team on Sunday afternoon to go “whelp we got nothing to play for, throw in the scrubs”

which will still happen for the 4 pm games but whatev

i see five games are on free TV this Sunday. two games both at 10AM and 1PM and than that big game in the night time.

lol why is there a pepsi

Haha!

Wait, maybe that’s an inflatable thingy over the Pepsi Party Plaza?

omg!

freaky

“when i forward flip into the endzone there’s nothing that quenches my thirst quite like a mystical levitating pepsi”

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no Jani Lane no credibility

bills 14–0

bills 103 yds

ne -6 yds

ill admit, this is p exciting, not sure who to root against

haha wait the bills have 21pts now

7–0, 14–0, 21–0, 21–7, 21–14...

Brian Hartline just tried to catch a ball by smacking it with two open palms

and that’s the Mark Sanchez we know and love. right to a DE

Dan Carpenter from like 56!

chose to bet $50 on the Texans cuz it was even odds and figured even a Yates-led team would win. then Yates goes out and Delhomme plays like a retarded gorilla on a coke binge. only down 3 but I may be parting w/ that money.

Carpenter FG was actually 58. and it woulda been good from 62

TATE

guys tom brady broke dan marinos sigle season passing record today

so happy for horseshoe

man this is another ‘untouchable’ record like Maris’s that’s just gonna get broken 3000 times now isn’t it

yup

so happy for horseshoe

― k3vin k., Sunday, January 1, 2012 3:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

:)

Matt Moore, Dolphin qb OF THE FUTURE!

lol@ Akers to Crabtree

patriots have scored 28 straight points after the bills started the game w/21

Jake Delhomme managed to fuck up a gift. I want to take a shit in his helmet

xpost much like last week against Miami :/

i’m shocked just shocked xxp

ware is horseshoe i need to talk to her

Congrats to Akers.

I suppose that’s one way to help the Niners’ red zone problems.

wait wait wait get this....Sanchez has thrown his SECOND pick of the day to a defensive lineman.

SANCHIZE

holy shit lolchez

$1M says Jason Taylor has already been hired by Football Night on NBC.

so as a raiders fan right now I’m pinning hopes on Mark Sanchez and Jake DelHomme

Titans-Texans tied at 16 w/ Titans about to punt

really glad week 17 actually has more meaningful games than usual this year

did that one dolphins drive eat up an entire quarter?

Revis gets away with P.I. there

Matt—pretty much. it was about 14 mins i think

if you’re REx Ryan you might regret all the smack talk if you finish this season 8–8 and become a victim of your own expectations. obv not going anywhere after this year but he’s gonna have high expectations next year for sure.

Matt Stafford just straight up flopped to draw a personal foul call. The Lions are really embracing the villain role.

did you guys see carpenters 58 yarder at the end of the first half that woulda been good from 68?

Texans running backs caroming into their o-lineman all day today

xpost yeah that aws as beautiful a kick as I’ve ever seen

omg why do the Texans have Vickers

they have a top 5 FB in Casey but they have to trot Vickers out there 4 plays a game to fuck things up

Matt Turk reminding me why he is one of teh shittiest punters in the league

yeah that Vickers drop = goddammit

lol almost third DE pick there

if that’s illegal contact, what Revis did to Marshall in the end zone was

Keystone Kops here

Miami’s good as long as they keep it in front of them

ladies and gentleman, one of the two teams in Dolphins stadium actually almost went to the playoffs, if you can believe it

Jordy Nelson U R A Treat!!!!

(Matt Flynn ur also gr8)

ROUGHING THE PASSER????

BULLSHIT

it’s called inertia dammit

fucking Texans just keep three and outing within their own 20, over and over...

titans punter is kicking ass

FINS

bye bye Sanchize

just sanchez being sanchez

cancel your subscription to the Post tonight, Mark. just a suggestion.

horrible spot by refs in Texans game, titans receiver ran back, they gave him an extra yard. no challenge.

ball game. bye jets.

thx zebras for the gift to the Titans....sending you an invoice for my $50

so titans w means they play @ houston again next week?

and matthew stafford just tossed his 40th td pass of the year

so titans w means they play @ houston again next week?

― j crunchwrap supreme, Sunday, January 1, 2012 2:44 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

They still need the Bengals to lose.

this jets thing is a thing

loljets

sanchez reminds me of colt mccoy

oh well

Too bad Taylor couldn’t end his career with a defensive td.

Titans haven’t won yet I’m calling it early due to Lolhomme

i’d be excited to play the Texans in the playoffs right now

was really really hoping that the Raiders season wouldn’t come down to the Orton/Tebow bowl, but here we are.

i’d be excited to play the Texans in the playoffs right now

― if you ain’t gonna wash it, i ain’t gonna eat it, Sunday, January 1, 2012 2:50 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

yes, getting the wildcard is better than winning the afc west.

The very same people who in 2004 wildly cheered John Kerry — husband of the billionaire heiress-widow Teresa Heinz Kerry — spent all of 2008 mocking John McCain’s wealthy life courtesy of his millionaire heiress wife and will spend 2012 depicting Mitt Romney’s wealth as proof of his insularity

This is really juvenile hyperbole.

OOPS

was bound to happen!

haha

should I post a comment about football in the other one y/n

Jets scored for some reason

bills getting outscored 0–49 in final 3 qtrs—smh

the GORAMS are storming back

if this JT chant doesn’t warm your heart you have no soul

i just feel really bad that he missed the one playoff season they had in the last 10 seasons back in 08

oh come on Texans! Get this meaningless victory!

delhomme time