costas at a bar probably pontificates about whether or not everyone else’s drink is appropriate. i don’t know why we can’t have harrison/dungy talking shop for another 10 minutes instead.

i wound up half-listening because i was reading anthony lane’s hilarious review of shame—was it about the texans?

I bet he’d be sober at a bar too = more reason to hate him

OH FUCK NO THE WHOLE FOODS LOT GUY

is there any car ad that doesn’t make it seem like owners of said car are douchebags?

worse than Macys using the Friday song for their Black Friday sale ad

u_u

lol, collinsworth

i’m really hapy that we dodged costas/tebow just then

what a maroon

pretty great game from Stafford really, maybe the splint really was bothering him.

TD #27

that deep pass to calvin was kind of awful

yeah but other than that pretty clean, right?

I mean come on Jord, he’s 22–26

Ugh I hate that play call

bad sequence for detroit

i don’t think i posted about it on ilx, but anyone who watched jimmy graham play his first year of football as a senior at miami ever knew he was gonna be great in the nfl. one of the best tight ends in the league in his second year?? nah i didn’t think that, but as someone who watched him hack his way through depressing acc basketball games, i’m not sure i’ve ever been happier for an athlete.

wait, they’re PUNTING?

Jim Schwartz looking pretty weak tonight.

incredible

what the fuck are the lions even about?

this team gets flagged after the play like the 87 hurricanes

That may have been one of the latest hits in the history of late hits.

lol @ collinsworth earlier re: offensive pass interference: i cheated my whole career but you can’t do that

Oh hey, u guys! There’s an NFC East matchup on SNF next week!

i know the eagles aren’t involved, thankfully

Oh man, Giants-Cowboys next week! Normally NFC East primetime games are kinda bleh but I think the Cowboys’ ultimate Derping today and the Giants looking as though they might be playing like the interesting-to-watch Giants again, I am kinda stoked.

I am kinda OK with the Raiderization of the Detroit Lions.

yes, the cowboys always have tremendous derp potential, so it’s cool for them to be around

were you guys aware that tomorrow night’s game is the jags v the chargers? we’ve all made plans accordingly, correct?

I will be on an airplane, and not one with TV, alas.

VERY good planning, C-L

I’m just so sick of that division (NFCE, that is).

went 0–4 today!

well this week at least

I like NYG when they are playing well (but they are agonizing when they are beating themselves), enjoy a handful of Cowboy schadenfreudes every year (the game last year where the Packers got Wade Phillips fired was a TREAT), and find it best to avoid the Redskins (which is difficult in DC) and Eagles.

i was going to say, chucky will go batshit over being forced to watch jags/bolts boredom. might even be crazier than last week when he almost smacked jaws with a crutch

Yeah I really do like watching the MNF guys when the game sucks. Nobody else gets that angry at terrible football, it’s hilarious.

Holy crap, everybody in the AFC is 9–3 or 7–5 or terrible, apparently.

oh no, matt forte. bears didn’t pay him a new contract yet either, did they

nah, but a two week injury is no biggie for the long term i don’t think

hahahaha dallas iced their own kicker?! <3<3<3 they come up with the craziest ways to lose!

it’s a t-rex with a giants hat getting off the subway, what else would it be

(did you all not see that on tv during giants/packers game? i am not making it up)

― daria, Sunday, December 4, 2011 9:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

Apologia re party pooping but that’s totally a commuter train

dinos only live in the burbs

q: does a dinosaur theme park make jersey a better place or a worse place

we call them “gated living facilities” fyi

football is no place for statgeeks man

― k3vin k., Sunday, December 4, 2011 6:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

I know I feel shame

― iatee, Sunday, December 4, 2011 6:06 PM (Yesterday)

srsly dude hang out w/ us on ilh this season u will discover a new passon i promise you

i mean as mch of a nerd as u r i cant believe you like football so much

gotta feel good about the Packers, who had a ton of stuff go wrong for them (turnover deep in their own territory, gave up a ton of big plays, Woodson going out, missed FG, 6–7 dropped passes) but still managed to win. sucks that Woodson’s gonna probably sit for a while but their schedule is pretty easy now. 3 of 4 games at home with the one road trip being to KC. Bears looking horrible, now completely depleted on offense—losing Forte makes Caleb even less likely to succeed. Once again the Lions embarrass themselves on national TV but every NFC wildcard contender lost today so they’ll probably squeak in at 9–7 or something.

srsly dude hang out w/ us on ilh this season u will discover a new passon i promise you

i mean as mch of a nerd as u r i cant believe you like football so much

for some reason the flow of a basketball game just doesn’t do it for me. I like playing tho. I was a pretty lame bloomer w/ my interest in sports, I pretty much was a regular nerd who didn’t care before college. it helped that my college football team’s qb at the time was aaron rodgers.

haha ‘late bloomer’ also lame bloomer

lol

article about jon gruden in the dec. 12 new yorker btw—i haven’t finished it yet and don’t know enough about him to know whether it’s good or not but thought the football people might want to know

bears are fucked, huh

bears are fucked, huh

Sure looks that way.

wait, how come nobody told me that raheem morris sent one of his players home in the second half yesterday

sry my bad

I didn’t know.

Favre to Bears rumors starting, would be such an epic Week 16 game to see Favre and the Bears come to Lambeau w/ their playoff hopes on the line trying to take out the unbeaten Packers

i’m going to hack up a lung laughing if favre comes back

i mean, talk about a merry christmas!

I remember when people who suggested that Rodgers could have a better career than Favre were ridiculed mercilessly

ha

lol

okay, that’s fucking awesome

lol

was driving home from work today and the sports talk dudes were talking about a browns punt return where they had nine guys on the field

i just don’t know anymore

monday night

CECIL SHORTS ENDZONE

::has reason to live::

Just read that Gruden article in the NY’er — makes it sound inevitable that he’ll be back coaching by 2013 if not sooner. He’s sublimating the hell out of his need to coach with the amt of prep he puts into MNF.

lol cecil shorts is a great name

im in favor of this blaine gabbert gent

refuse to expose my computer to a jaguars-chargers game

next wk is rams @ sqawks btw

td

yeah they should be able to flex that game, i’m sorry

6 points + xtra point = 7 points for the chargers

they now have 17 points

need a score update

this could be the game that saves norv turner’s job!

according to google it’s 24–14 chargers

chargers recently scored a touchdown

according to my ticker-tape it’s now 31–14

browns punt return where they had nine guys on the field

was it here that i read about brady snapping the ball when colts had 13 guys on the field

my favorite time pats tried that was still vs raiders, trying to catch them substituting with 12 guys on the field.. would have worked except raiders played the previous snap with 10 guys.

but still. NINE? how would that not look completely weird instantly

It’s a sad state of affairs when Jax can’t even fill the stadium for a MNF game. And it’s NOT a big stadium.

i still don’t believe jacksonville jaguars are an actual nfl franchise tbh. how is it legal for this game to even happen

esp with blaine gabbert, drum machine programmer for pop will eat itself, starting at QB

They’ve had good years as far as the W-L record goes, but they’ve never ever been exciting.

gruden is pissed at gabbert (well as pissed as gruden can get)

THIS GUY m j-d

i was pissed at gabbert when he decided to slide a good 3–4 yards before he really had to in order to avoid being hit

guys you saw the jags fan in the fireman hat rite

and jax executes a 40 yard anti-punt

i saw the jags fan wearing.. something unfortunate that i couldn’t identify with a lot of turquoise face paint

“and that may be the worst snap i’ve ever seen”

i think it was a paw hat

gabbert is gonna be the worst QB from this recent class, right?

they showed another dude in a fireman hat and instead of booing he was just doing a full, red-faced monologue of anger at gabbert

wow do chucky & jaws actually hate each other

jaws reminiscing on when he took a hit from lawrence taylor and made the play, when the best moment is seeing your wide receiver running downfield

chucky: ‘man i love those highlights of lawrence taylor’

gabbert is gonna be the worst QB from this recent class, right?

― v-shasty, Monday, December 5, 2011 11:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

he really needs to get over being spooked by any and all nfl pass rushes

i think part of his problem at missouri is that so much of their offense involves quick passes from the shotgun and so the qb rarely gets touched