I prefer Mark Buffalo’s brother, Andre Bison.
Sorry, that post was very insensitive.
academically i can see the appeal of the impossible struggle but irl i really dk why anyone is trying to turn gabbs into a real boy when there are still pictures of the ruff on gis that do not also appear on this thread
that looks like someone asked him to pose with their baby. all welp here I am with a baby
― river wolf, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:49 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
haha totally!
gabbneb, i guess i was generalizing in a *sexist* way; i should have been more pointed about how annoying your posts were in particular instead of pinning a condescending attitude on adult straight men in general.
will no one think of the adult straight dudes???
i will, for once in my life.
well thanks to that baby photo i’m now in camp ruffalo
― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
:D
he is attractive
will no one think of the adult straight dudes???
All day.
Horseshoe, what is your opinion on timothy olyphant
what a f’in dreamboat, amirite?
iirc you have excellent taste in cute actors, justine
adult straight men are also in love with tim olyphant iirc
i guess he is appropriately threatening
the man who has it all i wonder what he got for christmas
body language mirroring
salt and pepper!
xp
I would rank Olyphant in the bottom half of males mentioned in this thread, since you asked.
Ruffalo’s irl anti-fracking campaign is pretty sexy.
someone should make a movie where olyphant shoots ruffalo w/a gun
maybe later they become best friends
idk
yes
are you listening hollywood people
maybe mark ruffalo should join the cast of justified
just spitballin here
no country for straight men
pitching u, wake up america
(horseshoe tho srsly u were right and it is totally a ~thing~ and I’m glad u articulated it bcuz you are wise like that)
you articulated it better, Kate!
no country for straight men
― paul reiser is attractive (t. silaviver), Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:10 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
looooool
WHOIS t. silaviver
Straight men: the underrepresented minority. Totally wanna start a “female gaze / queer gaze: objects of desire” thread to oppress teh poor str8 mens.
how do we feel about Fassbender
I should have known not to ask for “special rights.”
that guy is hot; he looks crazy in that picture. seems like he would definitely qualify as “threatening” if i had any idea what that means.
xp
All these overly masculine men with their JAWLINES.
Just want some eyelinered British fops up in here. :-/
Tom Hiddleston
I dunno — he looks like the guy dowsed in toxic waste in Robocop.
I would rank Olyphant in the bottom half of males mentioned in this thread, since you asked.
hmmmmmm
seems like he would definitely qualify as “threatening” if i had any idea what that means
Maybe you should try un-gendering the language (like I did in the first place before other people gendered it for me)?
if you un-gender the language it’s hard to think how “threatening” would be a good thing?
i dont like the look of this hiddleston fellow
I didn’t say it was. Neither bad, necessarily, though it was judgmental.
the threatening thing is just calling the guy a pussy and saying u could beat him up, nbd
Fassbender cracks me up every time in Basterds, curious to see Shame
man there is hella language gendering itt
language can’t really be ungendered i mean come on also we’re talking about who people want to fuck so
i appreciate you guys discussing this touchy topic in such an un threatening manner, god bless
you people
that was belatedly directed at ck dexter holland, not max, just to be clear
xp lol
max is v unthreatening
he is a doll, it’s true
i could punch him w/my fist and then his attractiveness would be transfered to me
*makes threatening face*
^^^threatening doll
language can’t really be ungendered i mean come on also we’re talking about who people want to fuck so
I see. So when discussing the nature of one person’s interest in another, we must do so in a way that is accepting a priori of traditional gender roles rather than positing a theoretical if not actual relationship plane on which potential partners meet as ungendered equals. To do the latter would be sexist, and to explain it in the interests of being properly understood would be patronizing.
max, a-menacing
max
cooper chuckybutt
I see. So when discussing the nature of one person’s interest in another, we must do so in a way that is accepting a priori of traditional gender roles rather than positing a theoretical if not actual relationship plane on which potential partners meet as ungendered equals. To do the latter would be sexist, and to explain it in the interests of being properly understood would be patronizing.
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:34 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
come on, dude. commenting on attraction is a weird time to posit that we’re all brains in vats.
What is especially sexist and patronizing is to suggest that women might regard men in a way that men are often accused of regarding women (in a way that we often regard as sexist).
i am still not 100% sure what you mean
why isn’t there a men’s history month
I like how mark never looks directly at the camera, he always seems to be gazing off at something maybe ten feet behind it
He’s looking into your soul.
come on, dude. commenting on attraction is a weird time to posit that we’re all brains in vats.
I didn’t say unsexed.
he always seems to be gazing off at something maybe ten feet behind it
he’s looking AT YOU
oh snaps Alfred
i think we’re bumming everyone out so why don’t we just not do this
xp
but, i mean, COME ON
u guys need to wake the fuck up, warning this will change how you see http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights
Lol xp to horseshoe—I thought I’d prob asked you before, but I just needed to reaffirm! There aren’t that many good non-deadwood/justified/go pics of the olyphant online.
I like how mark never looks directly at the camera, he always seems to be gazing off at something maybe ten feet behind it
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
this is a well known classic technique that celebrities do on purpose fwiw
can’t we just accept the fact that c.k. dexter holland, a white male living in america, is being discriminated against
justine, have you seen this yet: http://fuckyeahtimothyolyphant.tumblr.com/?
i feel like i’m supposed to disdain fuck yeah tumblrs on principle, but i may have glanced at that one before.
but, i mean, COME ON
― horseshoe, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
i said this in my gob bluth voice, fyi
i always get timmy ols confused with the eponymous tad hamilton from win a date w/ but i guess that that is some1 else who is p handsome
that guy is a little too soap opera handsome, josh duhamel, also i am mad at him for cheating on fergie.
topher grace was in that movie and i think he is p cute. he’s probably the least threatening ever, huh?
i have a weakness for those boarding school lookin dudes
i always overshare in this goddamn thread :/
what abt tobey macguire
it’s like there is not enough cheesecake in the world to make this thread better
my god Topher Grace
oh man i watched ‘my week with marilynn’ last nite and the guy in it is soooo dreamy in a posh-o prada model-y way
mostly i kept thinking abt nice his clothes were tho
for him I would have played Michael Douglas and sent my daughter to be defiled by black crack sellers.
Yes, Topher is relatively “unthreatening,” but that’s not really a remarkable characteristic given his youth. It stands out more on a guy of Ruffalo’s age. Perhaps his somewhat youthful spirit (to good effect in the lesbian movie) is a key part of his attraction, though?
alfred do you think stanley tucci is hot y/n? i feel like we are aligned except when it comes to clooney.
oh man i watched ‘my week with marilynn’ last nite and the guy in it is soooo dreamy in a posh-o prada model-y way
He was in Savage Grace, in which he has a nice guy-guy makeout scene while Julianne Moore watches.
alfred do you think stanley tucci is hot y/n?
In the nineties definitely! I’m thinking of Big Night and The Daytrippers.
i am agnostic on tobey maguire he seems like a fool irl though
xp those are two of the best movies!
haha yeah, i also think he is an actual prada model. he gets the monthly vogue ‘teenage model + handsome actor’ spread for the dec. issue too
tobey macguire feels objectively wrong looking to me? sorta high wasp inbredishness or s.thing some lovecraftian taint to his frog features
He looks like a tadpole.
OH. What about Liev Schreiber?
of course
liev schreiber in walking and talking is all time
would threaten