just, for one second, just

Only a well-oiled marionette can beg.

the man of many words

knows not how to count the letters

Women who fly upside down, crack up.

An ugly man must tile his own bathroom

despite the season, a dorito underfoot crumbles

Stinkbugs on Wednesday, bats on Saturday.

dawn heralds a mist, sunset heralds an abyss

Penelope, I’m calling you out. That’s a dad joke.

cold winds blow harsh, even upon the upturned hands of the scrap metal dealer

read the byline at your own peril

It is not commensurate to eviscerate the inscrutable polymath

If you grow a heart that can frolic with the best of them

he who hears everything only hears himself

The winds of aegis will time the tides.

A man walking down the street may ask me, have you heard the news? Have you heard the news he may ask. In response your lips may move. In response your feet may clatter. A din. There may be a din. Have you heard the news a man may ask.

an accelerating fart does not brake wind

never leave the floor

there’s never time for a tomcat

When you wake always remember what has been disheveled may be responsible

Damn

can a word be spelled?

where the it is he must there be a time

vanity makes a VAN out of I and TY.

spoiled milk makes the best spoiled cheese

all the shirts in the world will not clothe a needless promise

keys are pens in exile

the gaze of a jaundiced eye moves mountains

all the shirts in the world will not clothe a needless promise

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and all the pants may be stained

cast ne’er a spell ‘til June is fell.

There is no such thing as a favorite color

as agile as a snake, as fragile as a cake

a good cup of tea is nice.

pick the best lock

politeness is the king of democracy

pass the Duchy of Cornwall on the left hand side

Always run conceptually

pluck a lie if you see one

That which not is can never be

children are grown, not green

she who darns with gold

cannot expect snow

Tarry not when passing wassail, nor crossing ley-leaning hummocks

sleep, o banana, bop eels.

Only stretch before your next step when your next step is a stretch

A bedded ewe wants not the touch of an Irishman

sleeping with the same zen guru and expecting enlightenment

In everything, you’re Michael Winner.

live with a man six days

before you call him tony

lol

he who walks cannot avoid walking

there is a star

three balls on a scarecrow

to fill the pantry

post when the water does

that which follows, moves

Behind every jouncing buggy come a rolling pumpkin.

it’s okay when you are tired

there’s more than one ox in the ocean

na na na na na na na na

batman

art knows no flavor, love knows no odor

the sky changes twice a day

but a cushion is a cushion always

a wheel with six spokes is a hole with six edges

grow up, but grow up

truth is beauty, beauty truth

but obviously that’s only from the point of view of the individual really

only some things can be given

the best way to pluck a chicken couldn’t pluck a mountain

hard cases make bad backs

ask not for whom the booth tolls

no sandbox is an island unless it has a palm tree and one or two castaways in it

knit a lie, darn a request

all short and curlies were once long and straight

the bald man never wants for a babushka

units of time are developed, followed like breasts can be sometimes I guess

hear your voice of treason

a man without friends is a stew without oranges

never forget that there may exist a thing

every Mona Lisa starts as a doodle.

when the fern blossoms, free it

one cat for companionship

two cats for more cats

mismatched socks are the devil’s fruitcake

no cinnamon is innocent of perjury

seven angels and a shotgun

will quieten a convent

cut grass won’t go back together, like wishes

is he who is alone really a child

stick your elbow where they least expect

you can sand paper, but you can’t change ‘would’

Have you heard the news the man asks. He keeps asking, have you heard the news? You may have. You may have heard the news. You say it. You say the news. You always say the news. All you say is the news. Have you heard the news he will ask. Have you Heard the news.No I have not heard the news, you will never say. You will. You will never. You may. Hear news. The man asks. Ask.

qua qua qua qua

no news is the man asks the news

beckett pervades all

Emotion rhymes with seaocean

in death alone do we dream.

only those who wish to be bound wish to be bound by wishes

where italian chef knows not his father

nil illigitemi carbonara

no symbols where none intended

a blind man’s as good as an ox to a drunk hag.

the last honest man will probably not be able to help you out of a jam

three oxes equals five blind men, as far as the news is concerned

the table is the table

a log floats on all rivers

the table is the table

^^^