Patch in an animated GIF of yourself and do the interview Hypnotoad style.
I don’t know if those earphones match your tie, man
shoulda gone with the conservative, houndstooth patterned headphones instead
uh...


i don’t know how i know, but that kid’s name is jeremy
looking for a holy grail

That’s a lot of jazz.
Indiana Jones & the Raiders of Boxes of Religious Music

or!

that picture is awesome jacob. seems somehow fitting you have to climb up to the religious records too.
wdy new table lamp ll

You look perfectly perturbed + handsome :)
Talullah is a great photographer!
(Handing yr DSLR to a 5-year-old always provokes a certain amount of unease, I think that’s coming through too... )
lol
this photo is from sug, it makes me wish it was summer again

*aug
Hangin in the St Kilda Botanical Gardens, having a picnic, playing on the kids playground equipment (well, the guy I was with was, I just hobbled behind him being old, haha)

(I could have photoshopped out the way taking my own photo has given me a LOVELY decolletage there... ugh.. .but WHOT EVER)
Always better to keep it real, imo.
I love that you have a flower in your hair
:D

Hi!

who’re you hiding
My dignity.

some fairly big nights lately...

decided santa needed a present for all his hard work

omg :D
<insert ‘Santa onky comes once a year’ joek>
only
smdh at both of you
strap on santa like a feedbag, fa lalalala lalalala...there’s a carol in there somewhere
NO! STOP RUINING SANTA!
(sorry m’lady)
it’s ok—I don’t really care
Just as long as he doesn’t get stuck down someone’s ‘chimney’.
he has a big sack, fyi
*groans*
(not sorry irl) (runs)
qualifying for the nice list more rigorous than you’d think
Three lists: good, bad, nasty
New list: DTF
ho ho ohhhhhhh
Who you calling a ho?
U-N-I-T-Y....
Christmas Just Taint Christmas... (forgive me, O’Jays)
can’t wait to get to the mall and climb aboard his grocery groin!

I’m not certain, but I think that fellating Santa is covered by a Government Elf Warning.
(runs off to find ‘elfpuns.sxc’)
oh oh, got one...
That brings a whole new meaning to ‘Santa’s goblin’...
lots of pounding in santa’s workshop
More of the toys will be battery powered this year.
something something south pole
you guys sleigh me
jingle ALL the way
oh what fun it is to ride
on one horse — straight or gay
oh so it’s HOLE-y night, not holy night...
lol alfred
Is that a carrot for Rudolph? Oh, it’s not a carrot...
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
In the lane, snow is glistening...
oh wait, that’s not snow
You guys
what have i started?!
A FWB relationship with an old guy with a white beard?
Santa has a big package for you.

why is there blood spattered all over santa’s glove and the wall?
...and the balloon.. and possibly even the kids shirt, gah Ive seen this pic before and I’d never noticed any of that. Ew.
eeek. Santa sure does have a faraway look in his eyes.
Wait maybe it’s on the actual PRINT.
it’s def on the photo itself

woo!
nice
:D
you two are basically twins
aw

hi tabes!

After five straight days of sales training at a hotel in one of Greater London’s least appealing suburbs.
filing the Enjoy the SIlence video I see
or maybe even filming
Ha! It’s a look i quite like. I may have to wear a christmas-cracker crown year-round.
All I ever filed
All I ever noted
Is here
In this office.
I somehow missed the crown and wondered what the hell Abs was on about.
check out johnny no-lips over here

this pic is actually more than a year old. but i cant resist its fuckedupedness.
I somehow missed the crown and wondered what the hell Abs was on about.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, December 8, 2011 10:02 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
I had exactly the same! The crown seems to blend into the wall on the right. I thought “what an odd haircut” before I noticed the crown cut off part of it. Looking sharp ShariVari!
holy bananas that hat
clicked *like* on Homosexual’s pic :-)
me and sis at an opulent awesome gay bar

<3 <3 <3
aw
i need more lace in my life!


aw!
