lol daniel
wait!, who are you, concussion section?
carne asada aka aerosol
that was xp to CS
concussion section = agent hibachi
carnitas = Aerosol
k3vin k. = frogbs
lol
ah. got it. i need a playbook.
btw, daniel, esq. = newgod.
4 years / 26 million
lol @ teams overpaying/overrating c’s role players
Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA — As teams wait to re-engage Hornets on Chris Paul, here’s one executive: “Truly feel for those guys, but we’re all gonna lowball them now.”
hey look tweeting something uncritically that doesnt understand the concept of competition in sports
i mean that just doesnt make any sense
the knicks backcourt is pretty terrible huh
you’re putting it lightly
who guards wade when they play the heat?
i guess they’re really relying on shumpert for that
they actually might suck with this lineup?
yes, i outlined a very simple scenario that has them finishing w/ the 8 seed this year
last night
they could probably be a .500 team even without any injuries
who guards wade when they play the heat?

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA — New Orleans, Houston and Lakers are re-engaged in talks to find a new way to complete Chris Paul blockbuster trade, league sources tell Y!
impeach stern
#occupydavidstern
Yeah like how do they revisit this now?
easy!
yeah was thinking maybe they just send some more pieces nolas way get another team involved etc, should prob ask stern 1st tho
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7335951/been
lol typo in the first sentence, never change boo
@TheDerekFisher
The trade would also have allowed Lakers coach Mike Brown to get creative. One of the things that instantly popped into my mind when I heard about the deal (before the NBA put the kibosh on it, that is) was the possibility of Paul and Bryant running the pick and roll together. Bryant rarely acts as the roll man; in fact, he did so only twice last season.
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THIS GET SOME SLEEP
looool
i think synergy or some shit keeps track of that — reading heat index pieces last year was all about haberstroh talking about how many times x player played y role in the p&r with z player — whoever puts that stuff together REALLY gets no sleep
ah ok haha
aw hollinger getting sentimental (free)
so uh... the Nets tampered with Howard last week and might lose draft picks and the right to trade for him.
also, Brandon Bass>>>>>Glen Davis, wtf Otis Smith
the contracts that are being handed out right now are so amazing. These fucking moron owners will never learn!
need a lockout
somebody needs to save the owners from themselves
I love Nene and I’ve always said he’s underrated. But maxing out Nene is ludicrous.
agreed, agreed, agreed
think it just speaks to the massive undersupply of talent in the NBA—if teams weren’t desperate for big men or there were just fewer teams...
contraction
thaddeus young for 5/42 for thaddeus young seems v reasonable tho, dude is a baller
been in the league four years w/ a career PER of 16 and is only 22
like if you think you have a shot to win a chip or go deep in the playoffs but you need a big man, and the best guy out there is raef lafrentz, you’re gonna max out raef lafrentz i guess
I agree with that somewhat, but 99% of the time these deals are handed out by bad teams that are a mile away from contention (like the Nets with Nene).
if the Rockets had maxed out nene after a Gasol deal I would have been down with that.
yeah nene is awesome but he better be no better than the third best player on your team if you want to make a run at something serious
what is denver gonna do w/o nene and w/ 1/3 of their rotation the central plot of ‘rush hour 4’
you shouldn’t ever max out on a player like nene is the thing
what is denver gonna do w/o nene and w/ 1/3 of their rotation the central plot of ‘rush hour 4’
― v-shasty, Friday, December 9, 2011 5:13 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
I would just do a pu pu platter of 3rd tier fas I liked. No reason to overspend on anyone. Wait a year and then sign Wilson Chandler.
apparently they weren’t really interested in bringing back JR or Kenyon anyway.
Okay hollinger’s already pretty much said my feelings for me above (thanks kev) but man brandon retiring is some sad shit especially because dude is like 4 years younger than me and could run unopposed for mayor in Portland. I’m happy he’s not pushing himself into disability — I’m happy medicine and reason exists to save athletes from that at all these days — and if it puts the blazers in a place to sign a max guy next year well bravo. But man the shakes this franchise has gotten in the past few years. What’s been just straight up sadder in prof sports?
tldr: ;_;
I have never seen anything remotely like Brandon Roy playing on those knees last year. It was shocking to see a player drag a leg around through multiple nba games like that.
I vividly recall Roy taking a charge, and as he fell he kept his legs straight in the air because he didn’t want to feel the pain of his legs hitting the the ground.
And he’s *27* I mean I just feel awful for him
yeah ;_;
tbf it makes cosmic sense that pdx’s team was young and amped to take the world and ended up just emo and retiring before 30
people spreading the (likely to be true eventually in the near future) rumors about Dwight leaving and everybody’s already ganging up on him here in Orlando. it’s like they don’t remember the infamous Sentinel poll that alienated Shaq.
it’s amazing that Orlando fans feel entitled to Dwight without actually, y’know, going to games or anything. even in success and with a new arena they have trouble selling out games.
did I or anybody else ever use the “B. Roy Will B. Roy” fantasy league team name last year?
Jason Quick: Breaking: Blazers determine center Greg Oden has suffered setback, and restructure his one-year deal for a lesser amount about 5 minutes ago
Since when can you restructure a qualifying offer?
yeah I don’t get it
maybe the setback is so horrible that oden and his agent feel like no one would sign him so they’ll take whatever they can get.
i.e. they’re worried about the contract being voided due to a failed physical?
Really Oden should just be retiring, this is absurd.
What was I just saying abt this franchise and sadness
If he’s injured at the time of the signing, how can he fail his physical for being injured? I get if another team kicked the tires and said no thanks, but Portland has been managing his frailitude since he entered the league.
And a qualifying offer amount is decided by the league based on tenure and draft placement. It isn’t negotiated in the first place.
david stern should just give chris paul to portland
If he’s injured at the time of the signing, how can he fail his physical for being injured? I get if another team kicked the tires and said no thanks, but Portland has been managing his frailitude since he entered the league.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, December 9, 2011 6:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
yeah I really don’t understand. Maybe they examined him and there was a little window of time where they could have pulled the offer before he could officially sign it and they negotiated.
so apparently the league has told the Hornets that they need to get younger players and draft picks to make a deal acceptable. Why not just get a 4th team involved who will give up picks/young players for scola/martin/odom?
“Following Greg’s most recent physical examination and evaluation, we’ve determined that he has suffered a setback,” said Trail Blazers President Larry Miller. “We’re hopeful, but less confident that he will return to the court this season. We’ve stood by Greg from the day he was drafted and we continue to do so now with this agreement.”
Lol rip
LaMarcus Aldridge has mysteriously not completed his physical.
Maybe Oden really is the 50 year old man we all thought he looked like at the time
my Oden theory is that he has gigantism and they’re covering it up.
^^I’m aware this is a silly conspiracy theory.
you guys know I use the same doctors as the trailblazers right
kinda afraid if I went in today they’d be like “sorry dude it’s leukemia we did our best”
it’s so painful that of the 3, larue martin was the healthy one.
god, make that 4, counting walton.
it’s not like greg oden would be the first person in the NBA to have been suspected of gigantism

Conflicting reports now on BRoy’s retirement (which hasn’t been announced by Broy, so still suspect). Sad as it would be, I kind of hope he’ll do it, for the sake of the knees and his future ability to walk to the mailbox without debilitating pain.
it kills me that Gheorghe only had 2 good years in the nba before the injuries set in. He’s probably my favorite center ever.
I’m just marveling at that jacket/tie/shirt combo
fashion options for 7’7 guys are prob. pretty limited in Romania.
I remember there was a Bulls-Bullets game where rodman and gheorghe mixed it up and almost got in a fight and then after the game they bro’d out and laughed about it. miss u Gheorghe
never forget
^^ dec. 5th
lol @ the ppl booing lebron
also oden should just retire too
The answer to that question is... well, no; he doesn’t look healthy enough to run. But he has exploding kneecaps, so what do you expect?
first google hit for ‘bone on bone’ is b. roy ;_;
how the hell did oden get clearance to “run and cut” 2 days after that video?
btw, I would be the first to say that Oden’s exploding kneecaps are not his fault, and I bear him no ill will. He’s doing everything a human with exploding kneecaps could do to justify his contract.
how the hell did oden get clearance to “run and cut” 2 days after that video?
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, December 9, 2011 8:17 PM (20 minutes ago)
he was probably just rehabbing and icing it or something before that was shot & he was sore

So fucking stoked for Warriors basketball this season, there’s like no decent roster moves to make (nobody wants to take monta’s dumb contract), the coach really just wants to play ball again, and Biedrins is still totally going to be our starting center. But fuck it, there’s gonna be a season.
Biedrens and Ellis can be the anchors on a solid .490 ball club.
moonbop = polyphonic? but doesn’t polyphonic post under polyphonic? hmm
I really hope Marc Jackson suits up at some point due to desperation or something
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