catwoman with the save!

I’ll laugh if this ends 0–0

What was wrong with Collocini?

carrying an injury apparently

That Ba effort would have been a great goal

mata wow

beautiful

jesus, ba off the post.

a terry own goal would’ve made that a real beauty

That would’ve been the best og ever

Terry and Luiz clearly hate each other

definitely

bah

great header

Mata is fucking great though. Why can’t Utd throw a load of money at one of these silky Spanish types?

i’ll be astonished if chelsea keep clean sheet against valencia on tuesday.

That would’ve been the best og ever

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 3 December 2011 13:23 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

yesss

shame the first goal had to come from shoddy defending from anyone not named luiz

Mata is fucking great though. Why can’t Utd throw a load of money at one of these silky Spanish types?

― Number None, Saturday, 3 December 2011 13:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

tbf they tried once, but he wanted to work w/ big raf at liverpool

Will Luiz be hooked at half-time y/n? The bold move would be to replace Terry instead

They don’t many defensive options on the bench

Chelsea are playing really good though, if they don’t win here it will be because of some LOLChelsea thing won’t it

Has anyone used this gif for Luiz yet? Probably

Newcastle really do look like Arsenal around the box

omg

This game, what is it like?

ramires is really good that miss not withstanding

Is Krul first choice for Holland btw?

stekelenberg (sp?)

Krul is third behind Stekelenburg and Vorm, but I’d have no problem making him first goalie for the Euro’s. Stekelenburg not impressing at Roma, and Vorm is good, but no Krul

and only 23!

you can see why obertan didn’t make it at utd

ooh hark at frank getting the hook

I posited Obertan as a potential cult hero when he signed for Newcastle. He does have the occasional flash of inspiration but yeah, by and large he’s pretty awful

this is great

Newcastle looking more helpless when attacking though

thought ba was going to kick ashley cole’s head clean off there

simpson so woeful on the ball, trap prob checking his grandads

lol at Frank establishing dominance on the bench. Torres looks even more cowed than normal

both newcastle fullbacks, rly

my internet died, have i missed much?

If this was 4–3 I’d be saying it was a fest of ineptitude, but at 1–0 it’s great viewing

with drogba coming to the end of his time at chelsea and them needing a new battering ram CF think we should offer swapsies carroll for torres in january. They do have Lukaku though i suppose.

whoa from sturridge

Yeah I was just pondering whether we’d take Torres back, and if so at what price. I reckon he’d be a useful option at maybe £8–12m range.

lukaku will be huge, in moar ways than one

EBJT

Lukaku was rubbish against us on Tuesday.

Did Mata die? Otherwise I don’t see why VB would take him off and replace him with Kalou

Valencia, Tuesday

terry vacating his cb position to take hero plaudits for a shot that his absence helped facilitate

“All it takes is a long ball, a knock down and someone latching on to it.”

Alan Smith in a sentence, as to what is wrong with commentating and the British view of tactics in general.

Kalou’s 100 appearance as a substitute in stats that make me lol.

just a shit Ole Solskjaer

shola!

unlucky from carl cort there

sturridge is finiishing like suarez here

Posts have taken a batterin’ today.

awwwww

I knew Kalou would be the one to settle it in underwhelming fashion

john cena wins it

bye bye newcastle, hello borussia derby. looks like no marco reus unless my less than clear stream is hiding him from me.

I’d love to watch Blackburn-Swansea but I have to go out. It’s not likely to be on the radio is it?

city-norwich on 5live i’m afraid IK

“John Terry has marshalled the defence brilliantly today”

haha

inevitable

sopcast & laptop & internet all back working sez spurs-bolton, ms mac’s expression sez xmas market. hmmmmm.

gallas starts for you today, does this influence your decision in a particular direction?

wigan have been a bogey team over the past couple years but this is a boring inevitability and so... any other game actually worth swapping it for?

Blackburn-Swansea! Do you even need to ask?

Gareth Bale 1–0 if you are on route to the market DMac.

ya ya

Gah, how come I can stream Dubthugz Radio, Frisky Radio and Gaydar Radio, but not Radio Lancashire?

sopcast delivers again tip of cap for recommendation

yakubu 1–0 IK

I see from the Guardian’s MBM that both Anelka and Alex have had transfer requests accepted by Chelsea

muamba off- tactical decision 26 mins lol

didn’t need fucking rapey van man for that beaut!

O’Neill confirmed, too

most teams in the epl would be improved by anelka/alex

including chelsea

my commentary for arteta goal: “ARTETA! NINJA! ARTETA E NINJA! GOAL! NINJA GOAL!”

i’d love anelka/alex at a chop down price.

verm header for 2–0. considering how much we’ve had the ball and how limp wigan look, this could get embarrassing.

Magic from Aguero. 1–0

Dunno why i’m watching this really. Dreaming the impossible dream

spurs missin sitter after sitter

jussi good tbf

And ANOTHER MISS FFS!

and another

Defoe bale and adebayor should have two each, i mean properly *should*

Wigan are the team i’d least likely to describe as a ‘premiership team’

Morison’s control is remarkably shit

bolton down to ten??? Cahill’s been off since i started watchin but no mention from commentary til now

yeah said on The Guardian it was an innocuous tackle in the middle of the pitch

if two men miss a beaut bale cross does it count as two sitters?

last man according to co-commentator but debatale

very harsh red on cahill

cool, we’re a big club!

same ref who sent off cahill last year at the emirates apparently

It’s Stuart Atwell

so Man City had 78% possession in the first half

yeah they’ve been camped outside Norwich’s box pretty much

time to give the bench a runout imo