that’s just bale’s preferred cross imo

spurs lack of headed goals is curious.

handball ffs

controversial

awful defending

ekotto will do that tbf

Poor defending, Alan Smith otm

handball

Wasn’t a handball, didn’t think it was a foul by Modric though.

vdv rw wtf rmde

vdv rw wtf rmde

vdv rw wtf rmde

vdv rw wtf rmde

vdv rw wtf rmde

was a spurs foul before that, no foul by modric, handball by cole, but we didn’t defend on either flank and that’s still a major weakness

ramires isn’t far off being as quick as bale imo

he is tho

ooh

too easy for drogba there

hes fast but not a great player, best employed as a carrilero where he has space in front & his crap first touch is less exposed

for two experienced top-class centre halves, king and gallas tend to ignore the fuck out of opponents in their box at times

oh god paulo ferrara, how is he still at chelsea?

decent rb imo

you’re joking

nope

i mean he’s good at crossing, but that’s about it.

puts him halfway ahead of most epl fullbacks there already

rip paul smith

“must be a magnet in that left boot”

why would a magnet help you control a football?

putin running the line?

cuz footballs are also magnets obv

lolssou lolkotto

ouch

looked a cunt’s tackle tbph

has to be red

nice

It would be nice if the Chelsea supporters joined in with the chants of “Terry—you’re a cunt”

ya fukhead should have been sent off

modric needs to die his hair black if he’s to be tim burton’s next muse

That’s one of the most obvious cynical tackles I’ve ever seen.

Yah, was nasty.

romeu coming on gives chelsea a 4–2 edge over spurs in the all important ‘players i like’ rankings.

romeu romeu rah rah

oh i forgot about friedel. 4–3 in that case.

i like

king modric bale cech sandro friedel walker ivanovic sturridge romeu

oh and mata & assou ekotto

ray winstone’s disembodied floating giant skull is never less than unhomely, sinister and repellent

yeah imagine waking up to it

reading that in a ‘imagine how *I* feel’ kinda way NV, quite disturbing

BOSWINGA

ya bosswinger

boss winger crap fullback

jesus souness has been on rte too long just zinged all of cameroun

Hoddle loves Ledley to bits

coming from a scottish international that was pretty funny

xp

gotta love ledders but he’s been out of position for a lot of three yard goals this season imo

just seen the garbage games sky is serving up for boxing day. way to spoil xmas.

PAV!

PAV

Pav?

who’s playing right for spurs now? modric?

Football Pantheon are doing their top 100 moments list. Robert Carlos’ Tournoi f-kick was in there. It was from much much farther out than I remembered.

meireles hair is hilar

yeah

modric rm bale lm sandro parker

not bad, bale modric prob better swapping tho

is corluka still at spurs btw?

he seems to injure himself while talking to the press about leaving

that was a poor miss by england’s #9

ramires always shoots straight at the keeper, just sometimes they go in

i remem lolling while skimming citeh forum b1u3m00n that they called him ~breadvan corluka~

corluka still with us, still our best rb

really lettin them at us cheaply now tbh

look, s’kylewalker xp

good game, good game

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-16309990

Wait, what?

“As much as we will say that ignorance is no excuse, ignorance is an excuse.”

John Barnes, ladies and gentlemen.

what is the handball rule exactly? i can understand not giving a penalty for ball to hand, but i thought if you hit ball with your hand, intentionally or not, it’s a free kick.

will take that point thankyewverrymuch, we struggled once bale’s leg was removed by ramirez

seeing as modric went out on right anyway, thought leaving both sandro and parker on and taking vdv off left adebayor very isolated

xposts. It has to be deliberate for either a free kick or a penalty to be awarded.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-16309990

Wait, what?

“As much as we will say that ignorance is no excuse, ignorance is an excuse.”

John Barnes, ladies and gentlemen.

― aldo

this is completely correct tho. i have no idea what suarez said and it may well have been racist, but otoh a lot of stuff that’s considered perfectly fine in latin america would be considered offensive here, and i don’t expect a footballer to have engaged all that much with the culture in this country to know otherwise.

i think that for a ref to award a fk or peno, rather than ‘deliberate’ they’ll use either movement of hand towards ball or the hand being in a position away from the body as a working

cole’s was hb, so was ekotto in the box in the 2nd half tho

modric didn’t kill himself out there tonight, hmm

It has to be deliberate for either a free kick or a penalty to be awarded.

― Chris, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

there’s more to it than that

as always, i think i said it best tbh

“accidental” as a handball defence from pundits is not quite as bad as “he got the ball 1/24th of a second before he broke the guys ankle”, but it’s up there.

Well yes, if you examine the definition of ‘deliberate’ obv, but still stands that ‘deliberate’ handball = foul.

deliberate yes, but not *just* deliberate either

But deliberate is movement of hand towards ball and/or distance between player and ball and/or posotion of hand was my point. ‘Deliberate handball’ something of a misnomer anyway—handball is handball.

that was the best case for aaron lennon made all season iirc, the first choice tottenham front six is so well balanced and suffers without his hyperactive flitting-about

also aaron lennon has a really good walk, he strolls around imperiously like he owns the place

ya he’s got the boss walk of a toddler that hasn’t been slapped yet

People seem to go crazy over anything that could even slightly be considered handball these days. Like it seems to me there’s been a noticeable increase in it over the last few years. Or maybe i’m spending too much time on the internet

feel like tonight was calling out for some real formation craziness from arry

Friedel

Kaboul Gallas King

Walker Ekotto

Parker

Modric Bale

VdV

Adebayor

or s/t

ppl go crazy over everything these days tbf, sexism, racism, legbreakers were all part of the game when i had a moustache

also aaron lennon has a really good walk, he strolls around imperiously like he owns the place

― nakhchivan, Thursday, December 22, 2011 8:32 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

ya he’s got the boss walk of a toddler that hasn’t been slapped yet

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, December 22, 2011 8:33 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha this is true, can totally see it in my head

it’s

i dunno

it’s like he’s wearing a nappy?

is that it?

something in the hips/arse, a waddle or something

what a bizarre line of thought

dude has got poise s’all

he has got the gait that thudd ought to have

king modric bale cech sandro friedel walker ivanovic sturridge romeu

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

oh and mata & assou ekotto

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink


Friedel

Walker Ivanovic King Ekotto

Romeu Sandro

Mata Modric Bale

Sturridge

wow it’s like the bible code or sthing

pretty neat

i accidentally left the bbc livetext thing on during my night and work and this is the second to last update and ‘phil dawkes’ should be fired tbh-

2232: I’ve just got off the phone with Alanis Morissette. She just started banging on about rain on your wedding day. I wouldn’t trust a word she says.

Spanish media claim that Milan have struck a deal to sign Barcelona’s Seydou Keita next season.

He is tied to the Blaugrana until June 2014, but it’s reported he has a clause in his contract allowing him to walk away two years early.

The clause is activated if the 31-year-old is not given a minimum number of appearances during the campaign.

According to Sport.es this evening, Vice-President Adriano Galliani has already reached a verbal agreement with the player’s entourage for next season.

This would mean bringing Keita to Milan on a free transfer in June.

this cld be v. good—nice to see milan go for someone young by their standards too.

Kombouare has been sacked by PSG despite going joint top. lol money.

Kombouare? My lord!

Lots of this on twitter, sadly:

@StanCollymore do us a favour Stan and go and hang yourself like Gary Speed did please. Ok Negrito.

Daryl_Conning Patrice Evra is a dirty fat nigger! Hope he dies of aids like his ancestors #slave

dear god