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tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ILM is pretty ridiculous nowadays. Stage 6a, though, innit

tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, I'm a big fat post-rock pretender.

JB, this folk dancing was in Bethnal Green so it was full of cute hipster girls and young nu folk types. I danced with a floppy-haired pointy-nosed friend of Ed's and he didn't even complain when I stepped on his toes!

(I am the world's worst dancer, but my god, I don't let that spoil my enjoyment of it.)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

When everyone is feeling rubbish all at once, it makes me tempted to believe in astrology.

nah, it just reminds me that it's Monday morning ;)

Ste (fuzzy), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

OMIGOD, I FORGOT TO EAT THE CHOCOLATE FROM MY ILL GOTTEN XMAS CALENDAR!!!!!

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that rick wakeman with the wizard's hat?

problem w/ilm for me is that I've said it all by now, and anything I post is just re-re-re-re-repeating myself.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I should have brought my little guitar in today, I'm bored.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I love that picture (wizards hat).

My brother just asked me what I want for Xmas. I feel like writing back and saying I don't do Winter Consumerfest. Or asking for something that will really wind him up, since he was so rude about my mum's Xmas present.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea what I want for Christmas, nor what to get anyone else. 'cept my girlfriend, she is sorted out. I am so on the ball with that this year.

tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yes it is, I had to find a picture of old rick wakeman to reference with serious cat.

You danced with Henry is lovely, if bumbling, and has really hot sisters. I think Canadian lodge is becoming one of my favourite dances a proper mixup dance.

Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I have 3 days worth on my advent calender. I've eaten the 2nd, the 3rd and 4th will be eaten over the course of this afternoon.

Damn my country pumpkin roots! Why can't I got to folk dances with cuteness, instead of folk dances with beardy old men covered in last year's cider and inbred country types that look like extras in an english remake of Oh Brother where art thou?

Xmas presents - Ug! I've never been good at presents. As a child we didn't really DO presents in our house, so I haven't got in ingrained that I have to buy people things (I'm the same at b'days). As such, the whole thing seems like such a chore - I'd rather just go round and see people that I want to see and bake them cakes.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

The problem for me is having my birthday directly after xmas, so people badger me about what I want for both xmas *and* my birthday.

tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's do a london sunday walk on the day of the next one, you can come and to that and then we can dance and the ladle you onto the oxford tube (also our party is lacking in men, and in fact I would say it is about 2 to one men to women in there and even higher ratios on the dancefloor.)

Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, he is Hugh Grant in combat boots. If I were not Officially Over Boys, I would be totally crushed out on him.

Problem is, I never remember the *names* of the dances I like! That over-and-under one is great! Everyone gets tied in knots.

I think the other one I really like is called Riverside - is that the one where the top two couples run down the room yelling "Charge!" and you have to duck before they take your heads off?

Plus, it's got doe-si-doeing in it.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Over and under is Waves of Tory

Riverside is the decapitation dance, I've done that one with 120 people in a field

Canadian Lodge is the go fast bum bumping dance

Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe I should ask my brother for a violin. That way he can get my dad to pick it (he will know what to look for in a fiddle) because I don't trust my mum.

There were lots of men last night - just none of them would get on the dancefloor - they hung back behind us, looking at the girls.

x-post - Waves of Tory? Ah, so that's why they were talking about Ireland!

Is Canadian Lodge the one that goes round in a big circle? I've yet to dance that one, I always end up deciding to sit out a round before it comes up.

I can't imagine we'd have the energy to go dancing after a rolling London walk.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

We could do a rolling sitting around in the pub all afternoon instead.

Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Or a Bethnal Green Rolling Pub Crawl.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I'd be scared by all this fold dancing. I remember being made to do "country dancing" at primary school, and it wasn't a happy experience.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

No, JB, it is MUCH FUN!!! Trust me on this, I wouldn't do anything that wasn't fun. Well, not twice at least.

they had real hay, too, not that rubbish fiberglass stuff.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, FP, please email the link to those pictures. (Though I will have to wait until after hours as I assume they are not exactly SFW.)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Like Norman, I'm not at my best today. I've sprung a rib cartilage, which is not nice. Actually it's not totally sprung, but sort of torn. It hurt horribly yesterday, but is relatively OK today apart from certain movements.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

We had a square dancing night on one of our school (overnight) trips in Junior High, I think, and it was this big thing that you had to 'ask someone to the dance'--like to be your partner. I (apparently) had no realistic idea of my actual status, and so I asked a really hot (and popular) girl. She politely (bless her heart) declined. I ended up going with a friend.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost ow!

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Ohmigod, Dr. C, that's awful! How painful! I hope you don't have to do anything strenuous for a few days. No guitar windmills for you.

Ugh, Gooblar, I think that's the kind of thing that put me off formal dances for ages. That whole "you have to ask a partner" thing which is just rubbish. It's far easier and less pressure to just have everyone turn up, whether they have a date or not, and have fun as they chose. (Which is what they did at my high school - I never had so much as a friend date in all three years there.)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, there was *such* pressure, actually. I think I actually took weeks to get up the courage to ask out K@ra F1tzg3rald, then looked her up in the phone book and called her up, prolly asked "will you go to the square dance with me?" in about .0000001 seconds. Her reply took only slightly longer to be voiced. I had probably never said a word to her before in my life.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, the joys of buying a new car. Over Christmas.

tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 4 December 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to buy a violin. Question:

Should I start with a cheap violin while I'm re-learning the instrument, on the offchance that I get bored with it, in which case I've only really wasted £50/£60.

Or should I go for a better quality, prettier (I'm looking at lovely purple electric violins from Hobgoblin) violin which will tempt me to play more, and be more performance-ready when I get up to speed?

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

If you can afford the latter, go with it.

tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Mrs. Dr. C used to play a bit and sez you should never buy a cheap violin, as they can never sound good.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

*Good* violins cost £1000 and up! I never even spent that on a guitar!

But there are some mid-range violins at about £250/£300. Electric ones (I'm pretty sure that I'd rather have one with a built-in pickup rather than fiddling (heh) about with installing mine own).

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I'd say mid-range too. Cheap violins are really shit--I should know, I played one for years!

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't know you played violin!

Was this like a school orchestra thing, or proper playing?

I only ever played violin as part of a school orchestra when I was, like, 10. I liked it, but I kept trying to play my brother's cello instead. (He's tone deaf and couldn't make head nor tail out of it.)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I was in the school orchestra, and also the Sussex County Youth Orchestra (second violin, baby!) until the age of 17 when someone finally told me I was a nerd.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You say that like there's something wrong with being a nerd!

Hello! Look around you!

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn them hecklers.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hello ile, just to let you know that for an indefinite period my mind will be solely filled with the sight of a mole fighting a jetpack warrior over a miniature toytown as japanese investors watch on horrified. arrested development has suddenly become the only sitcom that means anything to me...

Louis Jagger (Scourage), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, I've been looking at the hobgoblin second hand list and I think you should buy a 12 foot tibetan horn.

Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Um.

I don't think so.

Where on earth would I keep it?

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Email sent, Kate.

I was first clarinet in the Grimsby and District Youth Orchestra, back in the day.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, it is £600. That's a bit steep.

I got yer email, FP, I will look after hours.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I've kept meaning to learn violin, but my laziness astounds me sometimes. I too had the predicament Kate now finds herself in re price, but I'm not sure I want to spend £250 on something that I'm gonna give up after a month of making screeching noises.

I went into town to buy my suit for the xmas works party, and I've come out with a beautiful tuxedo for only £130! I now have to learn to tie a bow tie, which I'm sure can't be as hard as I think it is.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives, to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry.

g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not going to our office Christmas party this year. I can't really see the point, when I could (probably) go out and do something less boring intstead.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you talking about Canada again, Gooblar?

Can we have pictures of you in the Tux, JB? Please?

I dunno, I tend to take the view that if I spend a lot of money on something, I tend to use it more, in an attempt to get my moneys worth out of it.

I just wonder if it's something that would be substantially cheaper in the US with their worthless monopoly money. And since I have relations coming over, soon...

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this from a 'modesty proposal' essay? xpost

Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

(God I realise that I sound like a horny old letch most of the time, with my "Pictures, please!" requests to the boys, but honestly... I'm just a *visual* person!)

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link


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