questions for the experts

what is this?

OSI DOSI TRELAS EXO TOSI DOSI DINO K OSI DOSI DINO POU EXO TOSES RIMES FTINO

greek?

a-ha

dear experts,

do people have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire, how does it work.

please.

esteemed estela,

indeed, people do have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire. but when you do log out, you have to remember to check the box for "remove login cookie from my computer."

which is a shame, because i really like cookies!

yours,
Lingbert

dear lingbert,

that was very helpful, many thanks, perhaps even too many thanks, maybe so many thanks it could be a little bit uncomfortable for everyone.

<3stela

dear experts,

does it make sense for vespas and segways to be sold in the same store? this has been bothering me for more than a week.

thanks in advance for your help.

Hiya Lxy,

Thanks a bunch for your question. It's quite a doozy! But the answer is yes, it does make sense. Especially if it's a store that sells vehicles with two wheels. Hope this helps!

Keep up the good work,

dear experts,

thank you for your prompt reply. i appreciate your assistance in resolving this perplexing conundrum.

yours,
lxy

Thank you Lxy! Without people like you, experts wouldn't have a job.

That being said, I need to remind you that this is a thread for "questions for the experts." Since your post didn't have a question in it, I'm going to ask the mods to remove it.

Wishing you the best,

you don't know who you're fucking with? she'll go and change the thread title?

dear maxpert,

does your post have a question in it?

no, it doesn't.

in that case shouldn't it be also removed in a righteous purge?

si.

max,

why would you want to fuck with me?

lxy

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/1425142310_9714fc8ed8.jpg?v=0
I'm sorry for the times I left you home
I was on the road and you were alone
I'm sorry for the times that I had to go
I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know
That you were sitting home just wishing we
Could go back to when it was just you and me
I'm sorry for the times I would neglect
I'm sorry for the times I disrespect

I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done
I'm sorry I'm not always there for my son
I'm sorry for the fact that I am not aware
That you can't sleep at night when I am not there
Because I am in the streets like everyday
Sorry for the things that I did not say
Like how you are the best thing in my world
And how I am so proud to call you my girl

(Bridge)
I understand that there are some problems
And I am not too blind to know
All the pain you kept inside you
Even though you might not show
If I can apologize for being wrong
Then it's just a shame on me
I'll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me

Chorus
You can put the blame on me (4x)
Said you can put the blame on me (3x)
You can put the blame on me

Sorry for the things that he put you through
And all the times you didn't know what to do
Sorry that you had to go and sell those packs
Just trying to stay busy till you heard from Dad
And you would rather be home with all your kids
As one big family with love and bliss
And even though Pops treated us like kings

He got a second wife and you didn't agree
He got up and left you there all alone
I'm sorry that you had to do it on your own
I'm sorry that I went and added to your grief
I'm sorry that your son was once a thief
I'm sorry that I grew up way too fast
I wish I would've listened and not be so bad
I'm sorry your life turned out this way
I'm sorry the FEDS came and took me away

(Bridge)

I'm sorry that it took so long to see
They were dead wrong trying to put it on me
I'm sorry that it took so long to speak
But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani
I'm sorry for the hand that she was dealt
For the embarrassment that she felt
Just a little young girl trying to have fun
Her daddy should never let her out that young
I'm sorry for Club Zen getting shut down
I hope they manage better next time around
How was I to know she was underage
In a 21 and older club they say
Why doesn't anybody wanna take blame
Verizon backed out disgracing my name
I'm just a singer trying to entertain
Because I love my fans I'll take that blame
Even though the blame's on you (3x)
I'll take that blame from you

And you can put that blame on me (2x)
You can put that blame on me
And you can put that blame on me

ok

dear experts,

i participated in this text exchange today:

friend: what nationality was pablo picasso?
me: spanish
friend: thanks!
me: are you cheating at trivial pursuit?
friend: it was the question of the day at the bank.
me: what is my prize!
......
me: what is my prize!??
friend: a high five.

so, experts, can i call bullshit? shouldn't i get the prize or at least part of it?

Frankly Lxy, having a good friend is a pretty good prize in and of itself!

give thanks to the lord for that prize snaffling chum.

max, you're fired as my expert.

estela, do you need a job?

u cant fire me jerk

uhh, i think i can, as a matter of fact.

sad

lxy, i would LOVE to be your new better replacement expert.

dear experts,

do you think they purposely size tic-tac boxes such that tic-tacs wedge together along the sides, and you have to bang the box around a lot to dislodge them? do they suppose that if others hear the tic-tac eater madly rattling tic-tacs, they will want to buy their own tic-tacs?

also, if i have my corrective lenses propped on top of my head when the sun is shining hot and high, am i at risk of setting my hair on fire?

thanks for your help!
lxy

dear lxy,

when my nephew was very small and in my care he shoplifted some tic-tacs and hid them in a tic-tac sized pocket in his tiny elastic waisted shorts (the box fit the pocket perfectly, like they were made for each other) and would have got away with it except he rattled when we ran down the street.

does your hair have the properties of ants or autumn leaves, if so, be very careful, in fact, just don't do it.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2125555_.html

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wonder what max would have said about this.

dear experts,

who is a bigger trouble-maker: max or estela?

affectionately,
lxy

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj143/cathy43s_album/trouble.jpg vs http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/ames2024/whatever/c6c43443.png

who do you think?

actual answer? grady

dear experts,

this morning i saw the image of the virgin mary in a lawn bowling instruction sheet that a friend left here the other night. what does it mean?

yours,
lx

dear lxy,

it means that soon you will have hordes of noisy catholics assembled outside your window eating corn nuts and bobbing hopefully like miis while they offer up rosaries to the holy lawn bowling instruction sheet of seattle.

yours, estela

these are good answers stela

estela

i feel that if im not gracious about this i will end up being the king boy pato of sandbox

dear max,

guess what?

<3 is what.

dear experts,

what can i do to mend a rift with an ex-expert?

thank you.
lxy

post pix

^not an expert

put the pert back in expert

dear lxy,

i recommend a full reinstatement of expert status plus a sincere proclamation of <3.

<3 (like that), estela

p.s. i see the pert has already been put back in impertinent (in a good way).

thank you, estela.

dear maxpert,

• if you know anything about me whatsoever, you know that i did not seriously fire you from your job.

• if you are the libran i believe you to be, you wholeheartedly regret calling me a jerk and have resolved never to do it again.

• if you truly aspire to expertism, you will remove that dash, get your pert in gear, and start answering questions like the professional i know you can be!

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lol

This is truly heartwarming!!!!

I love all of you, even Lingbert, and even Grady, who I hugged once. I suspect that in real life this board is probably the most attractive of all ILX boards. I harbor no ill will against any of you and apologize, sincerely, for my mistakes.

Today is a new day, and tomorrow as well. Let us walk together, arm in arm, over the threshold of the present into the gleaming dawn of the future, and neither forget, nor turn back.

With the deepest of love, and greatest affection,

aww and haw!

experts,

most days when i leave down the front steps, and most nights when i come up the front steps, a spider has spun a web across, netting me in the face. this keeps happening. do i kill this spider or what?

thanks,