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at work a couple weeks ago, we were walking up a creek tributary in a semi-rural neighborhood looking for a plant called policeman's helmet. in this neighborhood, there were two hot topic looking girls, maybe 14 or 15 years old, cruising around the streets in a dune buggy for some reason. they weren't going anywhere, just driving around and around and chatting to each other. once they drove by me and one of them shouted "You're cute!" later, they passed me again, and one of them shouted "You're cute for an old guy!" later still, they passed us again, and they shouted in unison at me: "We love you!" it was pretty strange.

twice their age=old is kinda awsad

jergins is lingbert actually cute?

also tell john justen to unban me sitewide

lingbert's cute if you like dudes
that makes me unqualified to say i guess
so nevermind

why banned?

for fighting our capslock overlords?

wait i remember how to tell if a dude's good looking: the chicks he associates with

lxy. so, obviously yeah
he brought a cutie to the ballgame the other night
seen him kick it with a raibow of girls

at work a couple weeks ago, we were walking up a creek tributary in a semi-rural neighborhood looking for a plant called policeman's helmet.

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it is an invasive plant that often spreads along streams because its seeds float and then run aground further downstream. we were trying to get rid of it. but i don't do that job anymore.

it is a really alien-looking/seeming plant. pix don't do it justice. you'd have to actually see it irl.

lingbert work party the policeman's ball
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/ChristiansBachParty075.jpg

at pike place market yesterday, one vendor was selling lobster mushrooms for $16/lb

today i was squirted and splashed with salmon milt from head to toe.

it's too bad no one named bradley was working because then i could have made a milton bradley joke

i might not be interested in knowing that

lol u got fish jizzed

i went to throw something into the dumpster today, and at the bottom of the dumpster was a box for a pocket pussy. that jerk didn't even put it in recyclables

[NOT WORKSAFE]

according to ilx search, this is the first Lingbert post: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&boardid=41&threadid=4315&bookmarkedmessageid=35

last night at the bus stop, a homeless guy hung two plastic baggies from different branches on the same tree (he speared the bags with the branches). one bag had candies (a couple hershey's kisses and one other thing) and the other had hotel bathroom toiletries like soap, shampoo, et al.