Watercooler 0: Nothing Is A Problem For Me

I'll close early when the parcels have been collected most likely.

Have I mentioned this before? - here that kind of thing gets attributed to cosmic rays. They even mention it in the weather forecast!

Can I add to the chorus of "bah, humbug, morning" around here?

Actually, I'm in a pretty good mood, I'm just tired.

Had a great time last night, mulling and then barn dancing, but even though I left at a decent hour, the OMIGOD I'VE GOT TO HAVE CHIPS IN PITA NOW NOW NOW urge struck me as I was walking down the hill home so I didn't sleep very well.

I'm looking forward to seeing the skullington pictures, CJ! Poor dog. But the last time I found a skull in the woods, it was a deer skull and I had to fight my dog to get it off him!

Something else has just pissed me off today but I can't talk about that. Grrrrrrrr. :-(

But then I got a nice email from PBW, which kinda made up for it. Just when I decide I'm totally not bothered by him, he decides he wants to be friends. OK. Whatevs. ::shrugs::

Anyway, as I said last night, I am officially Over Boys. Square Dancing is the new sex. For the first time, ever I stripped the willow* without managing to take out an entire row of dancers.

*this is actually a folk dancing move, not something FP is into.

Folk dancing is also full of cute girls.

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Which one is Yanqui? I can't tell GSYBE records apart, though I think my favourite is A#F#∞ but that could just be the name. (the one with that gruff voice talking about "the driver is dead at the wheel" or whatever he says. Cannot quite remember, will have to dig it out when I get home.)

I haven't been anywhere folky (for want of a better phrase) for a while, but there was no cuteness where I was. It might be different in the Big City, where folk dances are gonna be populated by horsey types (a good thing, btw).

JB, this folk dancing was in Bethnal Green so it was full of cute hipster girls and young nu folk types. I danced with a floppy-haired pointy-nosed friend of Ed's and he didn't even complain when I stepped on his toes!

(I am the world's worst dancer, but my god, I don't let that spoil my enjoyment of it.)

nah, it just reminds me that it's Monday morning ;)

problem w/ilm for me is that I've said it all by now, and anything I post is just re-re-re-re-repeating myself.

My brother just asked me what I want for Xmas. I feel like writing back and saying I don't do Winter Consumerfest. Or asking for something that will really wind him up, since he was so rude about my mum's Xmas present.

You danced with Henry is lovely, if bumbling, and has really hot sisters. I think Canadian lodge is becoming one of my favourite dances a proper mixup dance.

Damn my country pumpkin roots! Why can't I got to folk dances with cuteness, instead of folk dances with beardy old men covered in last year's cider and inbred country types that look like extras in an english remake of Oh Brother where art thou?

Xmas presents - Ug! I've never been good at presents. As a child we didn't really DO presents in our house, so I haven't got in ingrained that I have to buy people things (I'm the same at b'days). As such, the whole thing seems like such a chore - I'd rather just go round and see people that I want to see and bake them cakes.

Problem is, I never remember the *names* of the dances I like! That over-and-under one is great! Everyone gets tied in knots.

I think the other one I really like is called Riverside - is that the one where the top two couples run down the room yelling "Charge!" and you have to duck before they take your heads off?

Plus, it's got doe-si-doeing in it.

Riverside is the decapitation dance, I've done that one with 120 people in a field

Canadian Lodge is the go fast bum bumping dance

There were lots of men last night - just none of them would get on the dancefloor - they hung back behind us, looking at the girls.

x-post - Waves of Tory? Ah, so that's why they were talking about Ireland!

Is Canadian Lodge the one that goes round in a big circle? I've yet to dance that one, I always end up deciding to sit out a round before it comes up.

I can't imagine we'd have the energy to go dancing after a rolling London walk.

they had real hay, too, not that rubbish fiberglass stuff.

Ugh, Gooblar, I think that's the kind of thing that put me off formal dances for ages. That whole "you have to ask a partner" thing which is just rubbish. It's far easier and less pressure to just have everyone turn up, whether they have a date or not, and have fun as they chose. (Which is what they did at my high school - I never had so much as a friend date in all three years there.)