ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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ok if i had to guess i'd say: cat and box car posts by ally, ghostface by gear and all the rest by me.

jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

no wait ally u dont photoahop do u? someone else did the cat.

jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I do not have a photoshop :(

Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg SCHOTTENHEIMER'S OUT OF SAN DIEGO, CATASTROPHE!!!

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg the giants released LAVAR ARRINGTON and LUKE PETITGOUT (and carlos emmons lol who)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS CRAZY

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus, that's harsh (re schottenheimer). i mean, i know that he's CHOKEN-HEIMER and that he & the chargers' GM didn't get along, but still.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

way to finally wise up there chargers kudos!

jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean watching talented teams w/likable players get screwed by their coach is just depressing.

jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I am pretty excited about Schottenheimer getting axed. I was happy to have him back until everyone fucking decided to pick up and leave, so at least a new coach won't have to deal with any lame duck status bullshit.

Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

uh of course except for that one playoff game this year - that was wicked awesome

jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

OK releasing Petitgout makes me pretty happy but Arrington?!?!

Also it's kind of lame to wait until all head coaching vacancies are filled to fire Schottenheimer, I mean situation blah blah blah it still seems a little passive aggressive.

Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Also it's kind of lame to wait until all head coaching vacancies are filled to fire Schottenheimer, I mean situation blah blah blah it still seems a little passive aggressive.

yeah, that's what i was getting at -- thanks for saying what i was thinking.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha I figured I'd make it very obvious, it's my talent :D

Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i was also thinking, "damn, schottenheimer is out of a job -- BUT TOM COUGHLIN STILL HAS HIS."

then i remembered that the giants are a hated rival, and if they got a REAL head coach then they might be a bona fide threat again ...

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

on the one hand lavar did kinda suck even before the injury and who knows if he can really get his speed back after the torn achilles, otoh he is the funniest dude in the league (u herd me chad johnson!!!!!) and eats fried chicken while being interviewed on total access, RIP imo :(

chargers=fukked

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

marty shd go back to cleveland!

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, I guess I understand the whole "they had no idea their entire rest of their coaching staff would abandon ship" but still, just two weeks ago they were telling the dude they were sticking with him and now there's nowhere for him to go.

Still, LOL @ Petitgout. Also OTM RE COUGHLIN STILL HAVING HIS JOB

Lavar Arrington fried chicken + the eastern motors ("where your job is your credit!") car commercial = bet man who ever lived

Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, seriously, Maras, now is the time to take a page from Spanos and passive-aggressively fire your coach!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

haha and issue a press release "we thought tiki was kidding. coughlin is so fired"

TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

hey when are all these NFL shows on? i get NFL network but right now it's just pro bowl stuff

dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/schedule

I'm not sure when they're next running any of the America's Games, but they're well worth watching. almost nothing is as boring as the Pro Bowl coverage.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

since we're on some NFC east shit right now --

an interesting story about eagles' head coach reid and his kids

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I am posting this because it is an interesting and short read,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Films

...not realizing that all this had happened!

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

so i guess i'm the only one who loves the pro bowl skills challenge huh :( the game itself leaves uh a little to be desired but overall i am glad it exists.

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 06:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I improved that article.

TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

(not in a funny way tho soz)

TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Goddamnit the only wikipedia improving ILNFL members are allowed to do involves Adam Schefter from this point forward.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG SCHOTTENHEIMER LOL LOL LOL

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i think next season could be even more awesome, if that is possible.

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

This past season will be hard to top in terms of being awesome, though.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i just wonder what team will hire schottenheimer to perpetuate his gollum-like quest for the ring

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure the Giants will somehow figure out a way to take on Schotts. That is their thing, ie being retarded.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i wonder if romo will have the yips next season

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i predict lovie smith will enter next season proclaiming rex grossman as his starter, despite all evidence pointing to his being craig krenzel with a little more arm strength.

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

God, Lovie needs to get off the e and realize when it is time to stop being so friendly with certain people. Did you read Rick Reilly's piece last week totally lambasting Grossman in SI? It was hilarious.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think there's a chance in hell grossman will be starting for that team. well, barring injuries. i think they'll go after jeff garcia.

chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

SCHOTTSY COME BACK TO CLEVELAND STOP ALL IS FORGIVEN STOP CANNOT HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER STOP BRING KOSAR STOP

clevo lk (clevo lk), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i spent a few days cloaking myself from reading nfl stories. post-mortem and all that shit. i assume mariotti wrote something about how lovie smith should resign, only one week after writing he should get a ten year extension.

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

erik kramer, please to return ; (

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

No, unfortunately that didn't happen as far as I know. But Reilly said he hopes to one day be waited on by Rex Grossman at an Olive Garden, and that Grossman was to Chicago what "scallions were to Taco Bell", a statement of which I have NO IDEA what it means.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't read mariotti. i still read the boston papers more than i do the chicago ones. the globe sports page is better on an off day than the best of the tribune and sun times combined.

chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it might be wrong of me as a bears fan, but i was hoping the bears would win the SB but grossman would be awful. because one of those great grossman games would have resulted in some contract extension and no one else being brought in to qb.

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

mariotti is the worst.

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Poisonous scallions involved in taco bell e coli scare.

jon jonson (p.j.), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/NEWS/2006/NEW01517.html

FOUND IT

This morning, Taco Bell Corp. announced it was voluntarily removing green onions from its restaurants nationwide after preliminary tests by the firm indicated the possible presence of E. coli O157:H7 in samples of the product.

TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Garcia going to Chicago would be awesome and would prove my theory that it is the island of misfit QB's


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clevo lk (clevo lk), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

^^that's Bobby Douglass

clevo lk (clevo lk), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

grossman ruined the perfectly respectable nachos bellgrande that was the bears offense

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Lovie's seven layer deep zone was genius tho.

clevo lk (clevo lk), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link


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