PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaa nice one

i saw it

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ok

a) awesomes
b) can we turn owen wilson speech bubble into new random sign generator

oh well the answer to b is obviously yes

guys i hate life right now

i think i was nearly successful in inadvertantly drinking myself to death last night. chasing jameson with shots of jagermeister? really? and the bartender thought this was a good idea? what the fuck?

last night's (and this morning's) camping trip was textbook montana: climbed a bit yesterday evening, bonfire/beers/shenanigans on BLM land last night, plastic bottle skeet shooting with a 12 gauge for breakfast

Rode at least 25 miles today! Plus some, I'm sure, cos I got lost and cruised around Randall's Island for a while.

Evan, that sounds very...diverting.

it was! i'm in a great mood

also I HAS A PACKAGE :D

A PACKAGE??

YES WIF A SHARK IN IT AND BOOKS AND BASICALLY THE BEST MUG EVER

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT :D :D :D :D

Now you can practice making all the faces. And take pictures.

First i am going to drink TEA out of it

HELLO NEW BEST FRIEND

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check this out
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cute!!

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Also this:

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Have you lot got access to Fever Tree Tonic water? Because Hendrickz and Fever tree is my new favourite G&T.

http://www.fever-tree.com/available.htm

that looks like a big fat negative

aw guys there was the CUTEST mouse running across the floor at the brickskeller tonight!

how did getting drunk happen for the third day in a row

gimme answers

srsly

we demand answers

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how did getting drunk happen for the third day in a row

well that would have been friday for me. and it happened in spectacular fashion. saturday's drunk was a strong come on, yesterday's was run of the mill. but oh, confessional drunks, please stop confessing to me.

a) awesome picture
b) going to shoot myself brb

Resign

i think i AM going to boston now???

ok i'm definitely going to boston

Lose your blackberry in the Charles river, then dissapear into backwoods Maine to wrestle bears.

i don't even have a blackberry yet!! how am i supposed to go to boston without a blackberry or a corporate card.

BOXCAR! HOBO STYLE!

they want me to come on sunday and then leave monday which means i get all the annoying shit of a conference and none of the drinking parts?? wtf.

NY I'm in ur area tomorrow

For that they should send you overnight on the amtrak in a sleeping car. At least you can then drink till the train leaves.

are we still not allowed to bring water bottles on planes or is that different now? i'll bring a thermos of straight gin.

You have to strip off and be shabkled to get on a plane nowadays.

you can only bring 3.5 ounces of liquid on board a plane. and it has to be disguised as a toiletry.

I business class you can keep your underwear on and you get leather shackles.

well remind me never to fly business class then

fuck it i'm staying over here

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