Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

Run up to boys, pull their pigtails and run away again.

Damn, I wish this work 'puter would do wallpaper. :-(

:-(

Torchwood = like the X-Files from the other side, where the impressive trenchcoated and torchlighted heroes are the men (and women) in black whose job it is to cover up all the mysteries. Sadly not as good as Men In Black. Also a study of sexual mores in Binge Britain, and of how interoffice tensions work them selves out in a no-oversight "we are the law" setting (these two observations nicked from mark s, but steal from the best). Lots of boy on boy and girl on girl action, if that's what your mother likes. Captain Jack is the leader - he's not very good at it, but it does mean that he's less Jackish than in the main series.

Prepositions, Ed, they could save your life! 'Dance with' as in 'adjacent to, and ideally eventually overlapping'. It seems a standard tool in the modern bachelor's repetoire, but I've rarely even noticed the opportunity until afterwards.

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Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: PERHAPSSSSSS....

x-post I could probably be able to fix it if I got a new switch thing. It has snapped off.

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this is v appealing to me. but would it be appealing to said boys? unfortunately i have no frogs.

Emsk, you will never know until you try.

If you find a boy with pigtails to pull, please to let me know. Especially if freckles are involved. I would like to... err, watch.

Oh, never mind, the universal translator is playing up again and I am making no sense.

ASTERIX! Thank you. For some reason I thought Brian Blessed had pig tails in Flash Gordon, but I may have been thinking Asterix.

J Depp in Pirates Of The Whatsit: The Thingy Of Someone-Or-Other has a pigtailed beard, of course.

also i just got love kraft in fopp for 3 squids. and the b-52s. hurrah!

ed, do you know yet if there will be anything going on on the w/e of feb 25th? or is that what the meeting on sunday is for?

haha jb i cannot believe you aren't sure about pigtails, with your love of teh twee indiegurls!

SHe's wearing groovy flares!

And she's got pigtails! She's soooo hott!

She's gone over to Finance!

Eeeep, what do I do?

Grrr, stupid co-worker asked me how to do a pivotTable and while I was doing that, officecrush disappeared. Damn, I'm gonna have to track her down.

Anyway, it is done now. Phew.

Tomorrow starts month end and year end and I'm scared.

Maybe that's what's needed. Less twee self-examination, more stoaty musky foxy tiger prowling.

yeh, quite. i used to do it most often when it looked like shit and there was no time for a shower. once or twice for going dancing but dancing is rubbish without loads of hair to throw around if you're used to having loads of hair to throw around. maybe i will experiment tonight.

Kate, glad no war fought with yr mum. I'm almost out of the woods here, too.

(I'm just saying)

When do you get home?

It feels a bit weird to be in my flat by myself at the moment, but kinda nice after living on top of someone for weeks. I expect I shall miss her when I go home and the flat is all cold and empty.

and

HELLO, SUZY!

Flying back tomorrow, arriving home Friday morning. Ridiculous transfer at Houston Bush International and thus longer travel times which means possible incidence of old crankypaws but at least walk home with suitcase from station is about 200m.

Annoyed about half a stone weight gain, wish I could leave it here in the land of sky-blue waters (filled with bovine growth hormone). I blame cheese, potatoes, microwaves and ridiculous US-only cravings. Steam room, am coming to get you...