PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

XPOST THERE ARE THREE LISTS DUDES, MAN UP AND ANSWER THEM ALL

Thank you. Also TOMBOT:

you guys ever notice how we manage to pack like eleven different thread ideas that would get 400+ posts on the noize bored into one thread, and it's funnier?
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 7th, 2006.

Yeah, we are awesome, aren't we? SEIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE BEST EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK I DON"T LIKE THE PUSSY

We should expand this to all foods, like for example
Wendys v Mischa Barton
Sonic v Mandy Moore
Tom Burgers v Keira Knightley

(This might be difficult for ZR to get in on, I understand)

xpost dude we know we know, you're "not gay" jeez you didn't need to pick ALL the girls.

Gimme Pizza lyrics

Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-a. Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A.

Now we're feeling kinda hungry.
We got the mega munchies.
Got to make our pizza as big as some countries.
How much pizza do you think we can chow?
More than our parents would ever allow.
We're gonna make a master-piece a pizza.
A work of art like the Mona Lisa.
It's gonna be high like the Tower of Pisa.
But to get there...You don't need a visa.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Uh, did I happen to say, I want pizza.
P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.
Hey, are you ready to play?

Now set down the pizza and bring me some chicken.
Throw it on top and make it finger lickin'
Guacomole. Meatballs, whip cream pouring like waterfalls.
Here's some salsa to make it hot.
Here's a lot of ice cream to hit the spot.
Toss the fish, let it fly, fly, fly, pizza pie.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Watch it rise like a soufflУЉ.
Gimme pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
I want pizza. You think we should stop?

Get your motors ready cause here we go.
Chocolate sauce, spreading it slow.
Oreos, marshmallows, caramel, coconut cream, egg foo young, chicken tongue.
Hold the eyeballs. I'm gonna scream.
Now don't forget the rice or mashed potatoes.
And what about these fried green tomatoes?
Batter's up, catcher's ready.
1-2-3-4-5...spaghetti!

Pasta...Put it in the pizza.
Fist sticks...Put it in the pizza.
Ketchup...Put it in the pizza.
Meatloaf...Put it in the pizza.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Add some tacos, Ole!
I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
I want pizza. Call us the queens of gourmet.

I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
How much does it weigh? I want pizza.
P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.
Is it finally done?

Here it is, ready to serve.
This pizza is made...Yeah!

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.

HA AHAHA AHAHA AH OH SHIT

xpost DAMN

http://www.24horaslibre.com/data/notipix/liz-hurley.jpg

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT A TYPO

-- TOMBOT (bon...), February 7th, 2005.

haha this is the first time I use google cache!!!

2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway - oh Anne most definitely

Domino's v Tara Reid - UH do i have to choose here? i mean shit i guess domino's but even then this is clearly a right into the fridge in hopes that roommates will discover and scarf down situation here

Vace v Elizabeth Hurley - mebbe liz? vace is good though not mindblowing or nothing. actually no, i'm going vace because without it my thursday postwork hangouts are gonna be pizzaless and that's really not cool

Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman - never had patsy's. uma.

FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson - def. cafeteria pizza.

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton - RED BARON WHAT? yeah that shit's a staple of my high school loungin at home while skipping class routine.

Tombstone v Britney Spears - likewise. also britney's eyes freak me out, she's a little fetal alcohol-y.

Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan - pizza pizza!

Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst - sorry K tho i respect yr work in bring it on and you are clearly the least sketchy of the ladies on this latter list, papa john's donated free food for my eagle scout project

California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher - CPK, sorry ally

Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez - oh come on now, pizza boli!

Wendys v Mischa Barton - Wendy's is the best fast food and no amount of vegetarianism's gonna make me revise my stance there

Sonic v Mandy Moore - Oh, let's say...Mandy

Tom Burgers v Keira Knightley - Tom's a bro. i pick Tom.

So in conclusion i'm mostly gay, i suppose.

ALSO the single best pizza ever, Revello's of the self-proclaimed "Pizza Capitol of the World," Old Forge, PA: http://www.ictnow.com/revellos/_borders/subpg.jpg
is not on that list and it is better than just about any rack in the world.

Pizza beat histrionic actresses any day.

Now if you were to offer me la vera pizza napolitana served by a sexy particle physicist, we'd have something to talk about.