PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

Why are you not drinking yet, woman?

i just woke up and took a big old swig of the glass of water on my desk except that it was VODKA

off to a good start, today, barf

Although house cleaning is great, I chucked 5 bags of rubbish/recycling yesterday whilst spring cleaning in preparation for my lodger and have a pile of crap for the dump. (Why oh why oh why do I sill have an LCII?)

Cleaning goes with Brannvin.

BARTRIP Which might, in some circles, raise the question "why is there a pint glass of vodka on your desk?" This is not that circle. Buy a bottle of whiskey, though -- you'll never mistake it for anything else.

i really should by some whiskey.

some guy at the party last night was walking around giving ppl swigs of 12 year old Glenmorangie

lol i did that once too except it was gin

SO I DON'T EVEN GET A BADGE WITH MY OWN NAME ON IT FOR THIS SUNDAY, I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN AS TO WHY "W3NDY W1SE" CANNOT ATTEND FUNCTION SINCE IT'S HER FUCKING NAME ON THE CARD, AND ALSO WHY MY COMPANY CONTINUALLY BUYS BADGES FOR PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY ATTENDING THESE EVENTS INSTEAD OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCED TO IN THEIR PLACE.

jesus christ i hate my job

Aaaaaaaand that's why they pay you the big bucks, Ms Blackberry.

um no, laurel, they don't pay me "big bucks" and haven't started my salary increase and aren't going to for the conceivable future?

because, you know, why put any of that through in a timely fashion when you can drag your feet and just start sending me on all sorts of shit without paying me for it. cf the last six months of my posts?

i'm in a terrible fucking mood today and really shouldn't have read regular ilx because now i'm just snappy, sorry.

No, you can snap at me today, I'm taking it easy. Am also feeling financially squeezed and in need of a new job that pays about 12K more, JUST when my current one got interesting (plus, new office as of Monday!).

ally: plz consult form 2218-b

I think I'll make an espresso and use the jolt to start folding laundry.

I don't want the DVD, I want to go to the BBQ.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/lolbunnies.gif

LOZ i just got an americano but i'm taking it black because today I MEAN BUSINESS

god i can't wait for the day that animated gifs are album covers

ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK

whatever, vampire

you who wants a fun fax send me fax numbers

yo laurel BTW dude from tokyo drift is also in the Friday Night Lights movie

seriously fax numbers people I have some hard copy comedy over here

Thanks, I'm a little afraid the "Bama boy" cowboy country thing would irritate me too much if not balanced by being in civilized Tokyo and driving X-treme, but it's a thought.

how fucking ridiculoid is that scene where they all have a synchronized drift ballet down that mountainside road????

god i was so stoned when i saw that

reading all of the achewoods is going to make me fail school

I preferred you as an animal

I need to send a fax to an architect who can help me out
this has been offered as an alternative to the aforementioned cover album project

i preferred you as just letters

HO SNAP

where

so fungus is wiping out honeybees and a virus is killing africa's most reliable staple sustenance! guys it's the end times bananas and hybrid corn are next we're all super-effed

got to learn how to make food from gasoline

turn it back into dinosaurs

I want to write a series of dramatic adventures featuring a time-traveling submarine named godwin who never talks (it is a submarine)

ho snap

TOMBOT you can PDF that shit to me, I simply can't condone the use of faxes.

(bartrip)

there is no attachment on my computer for shoving 8x11 pieces of paper in and having pdfs come out

yeah no one uses faxes anymore Grandpa Gasoline

this fuckin weather

sorry bears trap, it is actually 8 AND A HALF x11

what is godwin's disposition

godwin thinks it is a saint bernard

i think i was drinking gasoline last night.

i like this series of adventures already!

Tiny Pony and Owen Wilson will utilize godwin to go on deep sea detective missions in ancient epochs, as well as the far future. There will be a special otter team that sleeps in Godwin's vacant torpedo tubes

I need a list of McGuffin candidates

Tiny Pony and His Friend Godwin The Time-Travelling Submarine IN
The Suitcase From Planet J