PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

Okay fr realZ:

http://www.myspace.com/messthetics

oops i joined

i invited my sisters

AWESOME

Plz make sure you follow "the rules", yr all admins.

i will undertake my duties as admin v v seriously

yay

Dan, I will join if you correctly identify me.

holy shit i just made an awful drink

born of desperation

maybe you WILL DRINK IT, BEAR

lol

i'm not even kidding, though, i was drinking a mountain dew and vodka which pretty much sums up my mental state right now

i dumped it out

...and replaced it with the sole, remaining beer in the house: a KEYSTONE LIGHT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

Guys, this cat sucks at piano. ;_;

You guys suck at figuring out who I am.

hey now.

take ya back to the jerkstore

Watery G, quit harassing the DC thread.

lol jerkstore

http://moddb.com/images/cache/members/26/26438/thumb_profile.jpg

Whoops.

LESSON ONE: COMPUTERS MEMEMBER STUFF.

LESSON TWO: YOU ARE ALL SLEEPY.

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Please don't make me join facebook. DO me screen grabs or some such.

Home in the rain! Ohhhhhh jacket and jeans so wet. But there were some MNDC bros at the bar so it was awesome. How's everyone? Asleep?

just woken

ANYWAY JOHN I KNOW THAT WAS YOU BECAUSE FB WAS NOWHERE NEAR A COMPUTER LAST NIGHT

hey DC bros, work and illness have conspired against me. No movie night tonight ;_;

who the fuck are you people

who the fuck am i

what a confusing time for us all

Jesus and/or Krishna came to me while I were scrubbin the hangovers off in the shower this morning and told me I had to make an whole Albume of Ray Stevens covers before I turned 30

then I got out of the shower and taught myself how to put on both socks while brushing my teeth

no. that will not happen

does anybody have a spare copy of Mississippi Squirrel Revival so I don't have to pay for it?

gosh darnit why did we ban mickey

we should ban you for bringing up Ray Stevens. next you'll bring up Jerry Clower

You should ban me for 1. having the day off, 2. watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift and 3. thinking the pint-sized protagonist who is SUPPOSED to be in "high school" is delicious-looking. It's shitty out, what the hell am I going to do today besides clean house?

Why are you not drinking yet, woman?

i just woke up and took a big old swig of the glass of water on my desk except that it was VODKA

off to a good start, today, barf

Although house cleaning is great, I chucked 5 bags of rubbish/recycling yesterday whilst spring cleaning in preparation for my lodger and have a pile of crap for the dump. (Why oh why oh why do I sill have an LCII?)

Cleaning goes with Brannvin.

BARTRIP Which might, in some circles, raise the question "why is there a pint glass of vodka on your desk?" This is not that circle. Buy a bottle of whiskey, though -- you'll never mistake it for anything else.

i really should by some whiskey.

some guy at the party last night was walking around giving ppl swigs of 12 year old Glenmorangie

lol i did that once too except it was gin

SO I DON'T EVEN GET A BADGE WITH MY OWN NAME ON IT FOR THIS SUNDAY, I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN AS TO WHY "W3NDY W1SE" CANNOT ATTEND FUNCTION SINCE IT'S HER FUCKING NAME ON THE CARD, AND ALSO WHY MY COMPANY CONTINUALLY BUYS BADGES FOR PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY ATTENDING THESE EVENTS INSTEAD OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCED TO IN THEIR PLACE.

jesus christ i hate my job

Aaaaaaaand that's why they pay you the big bucks, Ms Blackberry.

um no, laurel, they don't pay me "big bucks" and haven't started my salary increase and aren't going to for the conceivable future?

because, you know, why put any of that through in a timely fashion when you can drag your feet and just start sending me on all sorts of shit without paying me for it. cf the last six months of my posts?

i'm in a terrible fucking mood today and really shouldn't have read regular ilx because now i'm just snappy, sorry.

No, you can snap at me today, I'm taking it easy. Am also feeling financially squeezed and in need of a new job that pays about 12K more, JUST when my current one got interesting (plus, new office as of Monday!).