CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

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That's a good story, except the part about him being a fuck.

I go ahead and try to register and the password-sender dealy fucks up, and now I can't post as danno martinez because I can't fucking log in. OH WELL

d. martinez, Friday, 1 September 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

That's some wench on a wrench.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Wrenching, isn't it?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

She's totally fucking that thing.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I was watching Ham On The Street just the other day, and he went to the laundromat to cook food in a dryer. I wish I could remember what he was cooking.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

it's shocking is what it is. that's not in the f.q. or anything, that's just in some residential area. that's too much, i say. it's one thing to be suggestive by having her on a wrench, but that adjustable arm pointing toward her cooch.....

jesse, Friday, 1 September 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell is Ham On The Street?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I think it's cute and innocent. Like a little girl sliding down the bannister.

xpost A show on Food Network.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

A girl sliding down the bannister only to impale her vag on a giant tool.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh. I thought it was your name for a vagrant in your neighborhood or something.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Soft "g"

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Vag-rant": The poor woman's Vagina Monologues

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

d. martinez, Friday, 1 September 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Tee hee.

Having seen the Vagina Monologues, I would prefer Vag-rant, I'm pretty sure.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

>>I know, dingleberry. but we all know it's not the same there.

Why is it not the same here? Because we don't have a vast archive of the last 6 years of ILX, which you've been around for like 10% of?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesse believes in God now and thinks that Jesus died for your sins.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus died for somebody's sins but not Jesse's.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hi. i'm crazy.

otto midnight at the desert oasis, Friday, 1 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy shit.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

There's worse kinds of crazy to be, but yeah, that's pretty crazy.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I get to go home at 3! Labor Day is like Christmas around here.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

this fucking office is dead. people come, there's flurry of meetings and donuts for a few days, and then everyone leaves. and my favorite union dude is in amsterdam.

jesse, Friday, 1 September 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

This is my office. The girl by the window is AMEDB. The girl by the door was typing on her laptop like that for a good 10 minutes.


http://static.flickr.com/87/229830141_93970a97a8_o.jpg

jesse, Friday, 1 September 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

A Flickr user identifies that nice lady as Mona Monkeywrench.

Jesse, when are you coming back?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Here she is again!

http://static.flickr.com/3/5072984_a02efac87c_m.jpg

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just browsing an old ILX thread .... FOR WORK.

More articles on pop music, please.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

John Mark Karr:

http://www.edgeboston.com/images/uploads/news_14586.jpg

Matthew Herbert:

http://static.pitchforkmedia.com/images/image/21157.x-news-herbert.gif?

Something isn't right.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

There must be something wrong.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

My mother sent us these bowls as a house warming gift and I love them. They make me think of Sarah and I don't know if that's because they are somewhat mid-century reminiscent or because I think that getting this excited over bowls seems like a Sarah thing to do. But either way, new bowls!

ihttp://images.crateandbarrel.com/is/image/CrateandBarrel/6PcBowlSetF06?$lg$

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

SON OF A BITCH

http://images.crateandbarrel.com/is/image/CrateandBarrel/6PcBowlSetF06?$lg$

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

top ten things i miss about chicago now that i live in hawaii:

1) trains
2) lakeshore drive
3) victory's banner
4) tuesdays at red-i
5) version/select media
6) reckless/grammaphone/dave's in one afternoon
7) dog beach.
8) inexpensive middle eastern food
9) architecture (seriously. honolulu is on par with sarejevo in the dept.)
10) critical mass

grady (grady), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Waaaah, I live in Hawaii. ;-)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i love it here.... but i'm just getting kind of misty knowing its september 1st and there wont be an autumn coming.

grady (grady), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Remind what you're doing there...?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

living and working. indefinatley.

working for the same company i was working for in chicago, basically doing av for meetings and conventions at a hotel.

grady (grady), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a hard time adjusting to a different season schedule when I lived in the south. It made me crazy when it was November and still warm.

jenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 1 September 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeez Louise. 2 1/2 hour meetings -- dud.

I have Nino Rota movie music in my iPod. I will sooth myself with this while I sit here and work some more. I will try not to think about how I get no Labor Day weekend at all. Not even one day, much less three.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

What? Why?

I would not like to live in Hawaii. If I lived in Hawaii you would hear me say "Wah" for sure. Of course I have never been, but I've never conditioned my hair with dog poop either, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like that. The difference being that while I would not enjoy even trying a dog poop creme rinse, I think I might enjoy a visit to Hawaii.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 1 September 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Southern Decadence. This year's theme (as in every other single year, and every night on the corner of Bourbon and St. Ann): Pectorials on Parade.

http://www.southerndecadence.net/images/Picture_Page_Pictures/2004-104.jpg

http://www.southerndecadence.net/images/Picture_Page_Pictures/2004-110.jpg

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 1 September 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

That 2nd picture is so fucking cute!

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 1 September 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

No weekend: because there's a big event next week (don't make me explain, plz), and marketing does everything at the last possible minute.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 1 September 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Overtime?

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 1 September 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Do I have to register for this poop board?

Jeff, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

guess not. I'm bored.

Jeff, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.crispinglover.com/whatisittralerwebfour.mov

Jeff., Friday, 1 September 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeff, I used Futura as the font for my name and address on my business cards. Do you approve?

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 1 September 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

That won't open. Is that Crispin Glover on Letterman? Cuz if so, buddy, that's good TV.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 1 September 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

No, it's the trailer for his new film. Which everyone should go with me to see.

http://musicboxtheatre.com/crispinglover.html

Jeff, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know, I'd have to see the card.

Jeff, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

OK.

Here's Crispin Glover on Letterman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 1 September 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link


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