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this is the funniest thing ive seen in ages:D

― 526 (526), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"protect against Jon" really means "protect against any and all malicious and unauthorized use" but the only person who's ever been so hard up about internet bullshit to actually hack this place is, in fact, Jon, plus his name is nice and short and easy to type.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

bad explanation for weak sauce, stet dude. demonize jon all you want, your code still sucks choad.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

than have new ilx up 100% of the time

It's been up for less than an hour! Give it some time!

second rule of IT: uh, ask your users about their preferences before changing things!

you've obv. never worked in IT.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

if all he's doing is running around causing massive problems for our coders (who are working for free) than fuck yes ban him.

not that anyone cares what I think.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter9b.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

did you just call me "stet dude?"

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

you've obv. never worked in IT.
-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 21st, 2007.

Yeah it was a joke!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

pity the bookies wouldnt take bets on a histrionic all round meltdown as soon as it came back

― 526 (526), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

This pissing and moaning is hilarious, dudes! Keep it up!

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

CJ, just FYI: when my login was failing repeatedly it was because I was putting my screen-name in the field instead of the email address as requested.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

when you get banned it should have a huge ;_; and say like u banned! or something.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, that was one of the reasons, anyway. But the other one was ALSO my own fault.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

guys jhoshea is otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

this board is full of whiners

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

in the meantime i will produce a serious magick greasemonkey thing for this but i need only ONE (one) feature request—allow new answers and actual thread pages to display post times and dates as absolutes (or even absolutes relative to current user time) as opposed to relative (i.e. "2 minutes ago"). Alternately, I note that msgs in each thread are given a messageid relative just to that thread — plz to also display (in a hidden html element even, like, uh, a hidden form element maybe, or in the "name" attribute of the anchor links) in the new answers page, the msg id of the last post in each thread.

Should be relatively low overhead and it will let me script up a quick user-side "unread answers" functionality (which will be coupled with user-side "#unread" functionality too!)

― sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also yeah i will make a greasemonkey stylesheet thing to make this look super like the old ilx.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I am ip banned and cannot register an account on any email or even reach a login form. Have fun with a boring board with shitty code, lying nazi admins and ugly fonts! PEACE

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/1/d/democratic_crybaby_seal.jpg

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon, isn't this ironic? Don't you think?

― Nude Spock (Buddha), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i accidentally s=typed my email address wrong and had to settle for jh0shea in the do over.

and while we're making suggestions you should make it so everyone can change their names all the time cause thats one of the fun things.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Sterling stop being constructive you fucking hack!

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

UH, no, you paypalled it so we could buy a server after Andrew took his old one away

Wait - wasn't that one funded by ILDonations?

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

the def of "ready" is even more elusive than "a couple of days" 'round here

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

jon it is just the internets, be cool

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ha look i made a typo when i was talking abt the typo i made before

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i12.tinypic.com/4ct6syo.jpg

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I found Jon's choice of hack banning quite amusing but must say the irony of his banning is even better.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also can you add "unasked questions" next to unanswered questions? That way I know what we haven't talked about yet.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon, none of those things are true. I've unbanned hstencil jr to be certain.

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

DONT WORRY HES FROM THE IT DEPARTMENT /cat.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't understand why Jon insists on fucking with the admins and/or doesn't just set up his own noize board elsewhere free from Britishes interference. Obviously he's capable of doing so.

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

he'd like you to think so

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it seems more obvious to me that he's quite clearly incapable of that

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

sandbox noize board now locked?? ;_;

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

NEW FONT

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

WE BANNED

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

can we put my ilx meme collage on the home page and add a new board where we can discuss suggested additions plz

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh noes i think i saw a tear on the ground. hope you are going to be ok everyone!!!

maybe those that don't make it through, could stay back here in the sandbox.

im sure it'll all work out for you guys in the end though. i'll be thinking of you!

― 526 (526), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

not really

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hstencil was banned?!? :(

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

xp to myself

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the help, Laurel, but I'm still getting this error message :

ILX 2

An error has occurred; please try again shortly.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, I overreacted.

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i just tried to register & it wouldnt let me

fuck this

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

haha xpost

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, I guess I'm not banned despite not being able to register accounts on my domain or my employers domain and all the banned messages? This is a little weird though.

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, I overreacted.
-- Del Monte Young (jo...), Today 8:17 PM. (ex machina) (later)

ILEpitaphs

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

So secure that 50% of people can't login!

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I can login now, I forgot I wasn't using my new password.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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