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jake plummer retired

doctor rocktoe rock

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put yr cat in a bag grandpa

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quantum physics dudes

i don't see it

More like historical re-enactment of though experiments.

superpancakes

superpancakes dupercollider

CERN is slacking till they build one of those.

whoah if i was savvy i could get to nyc for less than $300

What, in 29 days?

Okay guise I'm drunk on like three beers? And sooo tired. I go to sleep now, see you at Rock* Bar lates.

i just opened a beer, so that i might free up all these creative juices for lab reports

wait a minute, i don't do lab reports

you were LYING about being me

but wait i DID just open a beer

dopplegangers yo

whoops i meant lol reports, on politics, god i'm such a doofus

hahaha

oh man we need to finish two or three more lol reports we started back at like 4 then we have to hit the liquor store before it closes

You mean yo let your liquor cabinet run dry before you restock. Surely you need to keep a reserve in case you need a pick-me-up to get you to the store?

wait but we gotta half sixer of red stripe in the freeze, a bottle of vodka in the freezer, and a kancer kegger in the works

FRIDGE, I MEANT FRIDGE

we have enough gin to last us a couple days but no whiskey ;_;

oh i forgot about that

'Tis a terrible thing that, because, brothers, as well we know; the day should start with clear drinks spirits with clear mixers and end on straight brown spirits. Points between are negotiable, and a fruit (particularly love-apples) based drink is acceptable for nourishment before the sun passes the yard arm.

IN CASE ANYONE MISSED THIS:

in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever

-- creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (1 minute ago)

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Sorry! I don't check the DC thread (I would if it involved more cuet things)

-- max, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:27 PM (1 week ago)

what the hell

i guess we're not cuet enough for max ;_;

speak for yrself lady

:D

lol i'm the one he called hot on the wdyll thread, step off!

yeah well i have carny hands

steal yr stuff

I HAVE CARNEY HANDS (STEAL YR STUFF) should be on a t-shirt

be glad she didnt put "Hand Job" on the stereo and give you a more than this job

-- mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (4 years ago)

^^^^^^ this is making me laugh way too much

I have the feeling that I don't like max, but that might just be because I don't like very many people.

i have the feeling that i hate basically everyone on ilx who isn't over here but that might just be because i hate unfunny douchetards.

i just had some coffee and now i am king of all lab reports

in case anyone was wondering

lol reports more like

I just had a nap and some cookies and I want to go boozing. Go to bar by self to see band? Could be awesome, could be weird.

I actually really like a whole shitton of ILXors! It's just the ones I don't like are really really really irritating, like aggravated hemrrhoidesque irritating.

(I was going to list all the ones I like and it was basically "everyone except for Obvious Douches #1 thru #28".)

could be both, could be LIFE

the ones i kind of like are ppl everyone makes fun of, like dog latin and hoosteen.

GO TO BAR, SOMEONE MUST HAVE FUN SO I CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THEM LIKE A CREEPY NEGRO FUN VAMPIRE

(SNAP: dog latin was hysterically awesome, I almost made him a Facebook friend; I also almost joined the Louis Jagger group.)

There was a LJ group?

lol blackula

:D