PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

my head almost exploded reading that thread, it was like i was in another universe.

do i have to go and read this "thread," so-called

Talking of gareth, he has a very bad hasn't shaved for a week beard right now, which would be an evil gareth round the mouth beard is it didn't have tufty bits elsewhere. (he will kikll me if I mention this on the internets, whoops)

It's not just me and gareth but there is a hardcore of belligerent luddism out there.

there is no backtracking in the sandbox

OKay, I can't load 10,000 messages either. I only added ONE MEASLEY ZERO, help me out here.

Altho on the other hand we just got an updated email that our offices now won't open on Monday until NOON, making this now officially a paid 4-day weekend.

Rock, cocktails till 4am monday morning then.

That's the plan, basically. Except somehow I have no plans at all for thsi weekend?? I need a date.

If it weren't for the 29 day swim, I would drink all these cocktail with you. (and tip generously, the bar staff not you, obv)

Speaking of which, I am acquiring holiday time and air miles like billy-o at the moment so I think doing a weekend in NY another in DC and a week touring somewhere a bit rural might be on the cards for the autumn.

when i woke up this morning i felt really down about elliot gould but then i remembered like twenty minutes later that i'd only dreamt his death.

guys i dont' even know what to do today, go to a bar and start drinking ridiculous cocktails y/n

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go hang out with laurel, she got off early!

oh yeah, i forgot, let me go get into my teleporter!

how is it that you have a teleporter and i don't

you are not even a scientist

i work for science tho, i get some insider things.

At work, all apostrophes in the sandbox are replaced with "'", which makes it really hard to read and is why I haven't been around much. Not that anyone knows who I am, but hi anyway, guys.

hi tombots

Come hang out with me!! I actually debated catching the bus like Saturday morning for quick swipe at DC but I'd miss my bike, I decided. Come here instead and I'll loan you my other bike and we can go out.

I kiss myself for baking off these chocolate chip cookies last night so that I could eat them right now and drink milk out of the carton with minimal effort.

Hi, Tomzor.

If I were tombot, I'd probably be able to fix this fucking browser and make the madness stop.

xpost

whoah if i was savvy i could get to nyc for less than $300

I am still cracking up that Ally knew who I was based off of a one word post!

was it "heavens"?

wait, that's the other guy

hi kenan

I'm going to have a flatmate for the first time in a while. I am being tossed a Phd. student from Chicago, female. This could be interesting.

And I have recalled that she could bring me chicago vienna relish and sport peppers.

OK: Sport Peppers in Bloody Mary, Yes or No?

do not ever call me kenan

you guys are so effing boring

oh go get a tattoo of ana marie cox

I've never been in a chatroom with so many famous people from history in my life

i already have a tattoo, with a cat and some booze

..........NOT

i do NOT already have a cat and booze tattoo!

Shogun Tokugawa!

flexidisc = Cato The Elder

xXx_purecore_xXx

no tats for THIS guy

hi kenan

hey everybody!

According to Genesis 5:9-14, he was the grandson of Seth and son of Enos. Born when Enos was ninety years old, Cainan had his only named son, Mahalalel, when he was seventy. Other sons and daughters were born to Kenan before he died at 910 years of age.

oh dude hey what's up!

nada mucho - hows tonsiltown?

tonsiltown is what i call ILX

im kinda poor for the next few days, but i just had a 94-cent lunch of two packs of PB crackers and a pack of reese's pieces. best deal in the city.

that's not so bad, St. Jonah of Manchuria

wikipedia as a main source of amusement c/d