Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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steinbeck's books are best if you understand that the main male characters are always scooby doo and shaggy

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), Yesterday 7:29 PM. (trm) (later) (link)

"Rell me ruhbout ruh rabbits ruhgain."

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), Yesterday 7:31 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 10 December 2006 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, add at a fourth element: timing, power, pace and accuracy

timing: the coordination of striking the ball at the right time

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), December 10th, 2006.

Thank you for explaining the concept of timing for us all.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 10th, 2006.

writing: the use of a pen or keyboard to type words

-- Lou Calvert (...), December 10th, 2006.

Vagina: That thing Martian has to pay to touch

-- Unnecessary (loopdaloo...), December 10th, 2006.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

PIZZA V BOOBIES (338 new answers)
Can you describe the taste of... (6 new answers)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I really want to photoshop pictures of M. White into situations that only HE could turn into classy gigs.

EX: A RODEO, HENTAI

-- jessie is logged out yet again! will the madness ever stop! (u...) (webmail), December 11th, 2006 5:49 PM. (later) (link)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/124/320021365_91dc15bd7d_o.jpg
-- amon (...), December 12th, 2006.

― dave thomas (hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

longcat is long

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

is that a 4ch*n board invasion? Or just people who don't know it's a meme from there?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 10:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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I just found out my parents might be getting this for Ophelia. SHould I be worried?

-- nathalie (wotwotwo...), December 6th, 2006. (later)

No, every kid should have their own cute Asian friend.

-- nu_onimo (gerry.wat...), December 6th, 2006. (later)

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Sonically,, what seperates ProgRock from other Rock???

Besides the long solos and the nerdy lyrics. Does ProgRock have less melody that other Rock? I mean what is it that distinquishes it, musiclaly?

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 12th, 2006.

Answers

It has no input from coloured musics.

-- Comstock Carabinieri (copp...), December 12th, 2006.

― justin (hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF WITH MUTLIATED BALLS!?!!

-- Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs@ilx.biz), December 4th, 2006.

wait what happened

-- step hen faps (curtis.stephen...), December 4th, 2006.

― hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

[img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/hand_puppet.jpg"]
HI DERE, LIKE MY THESIS???

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 12th, 2006.

― hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamit.

― stop hoosteenin (hoosteen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly i can't say enough good things abt hypnotize, best track on the album.

also my girlfriend misheard it as "NOW I COMMAND YOU N*GGAS TO GET PUPPIES" which would make it even better i think

-- max (mreadn...), December 12th, 2006.

― hoo keeps it steen/and they love that shit (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7197/jbks8xc3.gif

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:21 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)

that is the most repulsive thing ever posted to ILX

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:22 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

um, tubgirl?

-- David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

It's in the top 3, tho.

-- David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

that needs to go into noize board quarterly .gif review

-- grbchv! (reduhnekkisssss...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:24 PM. (gbx) (later) (link)

I find that grosser than tubgirl.

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:25 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

at least tubgirl is charming

-- this is cutty (holle...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:26 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link)

― Blaze the Violet Flame (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

if you don't want to be treated like a troll then don't act like one.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), Today. (nostudium)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Selective amnesia is a terrible illness and shouldn't be mocked!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

well, all we have is this "point and laugh" thread; if there was something more mean-spirited on ILE i would have put it there

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Fair enough.

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lolol
i want to repost the above exchange.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter was published before The Catcher in the Rye
-- Dr M (wjwe...), December 13th, 2006. (later)

Answers

I don't drink in bars like that.
-- Fat Lady Wrestler (noodlevagu...), December 13th, 2006. (later)

― nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/kingfish.gif

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), December 13th, 2006.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, fuck you for making me be all like "I think your understanding of The Kind of Queens is a bit unsophisticated, let me break it down for you..."

-- nabisco (san...), December 13th, 2006.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lol wtf

― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dan beat me to it.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/jbks8xc3.gif re-upped, and still less classy than tubgirl.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Part of me thinks this picture must be SFW, and it's some sort of contextual thing that makes it non-classy, like maybe it's a picture of Jake Busey in a Speedo.

Part of me says "TUBGIRL HAS BEEN INVOKED, YOU ARE AT WORK, DON'T RISK IT."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

nabisco: you have seen high fidelity, have you not?

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

do one GIS. (w/o filters)

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm scared

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha PREPARE FOR WONDERMENT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

(also prepare for vomiting)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm at work, though.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, i'm going to do it. i'll be back.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Assuming you're talking about High Fidelity the film, and not High Fidelity the worst idea for a musical in the history of the American stage, even if it weren't set in Brooklyn, then yes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MY GOD DON'T LOOK AT THIS AT WORK

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

PREPARE FOR NACHO CHEESE

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha Tubgirl is theoretically the second most NSFW thing ever on the internet, except not really, cuz assuming your coworkers don't see it over your shoulder, the worst any of the IT network-scanner types will think is "LOL some poor shmuck got Tubgirled."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

TOO LATE. I DIDN"T GET TOO GOOD A LOOK THOUGH. IT LOOKS LIKE CHEESE IS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH OR SOMETHING. WILL WAIT TIL I GET HOME 4 A CLOSER LOOK

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to Nabisco -- you can look at the Jack Black gif at work, no worries. It's not exactly sexy, but it's got nothing on tubgirl. Don't listen to these hyperbole-spouting haters.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

2nd worst thing? What's 1st?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"mouth"

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha "OR SOMETHING"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Yeah, how th' fuck do you kiss?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

its the scene from HF where JB is making love to an imaginary woman. he is fully clothed. its his movements and facial expressions that make it repulsive.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Like I said, I didn't get a close look. I only looked at the GIS snapshot screen, I didn't click on the whole thing. It looks like cheese is coming out of her mouth and ass or something.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que I was thinking the first-most would be Goatse, which you may also be blissfully unaware of. But I'd rather this didn't turn into a debate, because I don't want to spend the afternoon thinking over the finer points of Goatse (pros: bad photo, extreme closeup, hard to wrap your mind around exactly what's going on at first glance -- cons: bad-photo in the horrible basement wrongness way, combines icky porn vibe with horrible medical photo vibe) versus Tubgirl (pros: unreal radioactive orange of spume makes it look a bit like a cartoon, way closer to hilarious novelty value -- cons: is clearly porn, as opposed to Goatse which is clearly gross-out novelty, and could even be claimed as work research, if you happen to be some sort of crypto-proctologist), besides which I'm pretty sure we've already had a thread on this issue.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

eat dinner before you check out TG.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl is much worse than goatse.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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