PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

http://www.machinebrain.com/images/omroncat.jpg
^^^not how cats actually work fyi

oh my god the cat jessie posted!!!

TOYGERS! they are a cross between bengals (which are a cross between domestic cats and asian leopard cats) and domestic cats. designer animals kind of bum me out but they are really pretty.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/BengalCat_Stella.jpg

i've heard bengals can be really mean but a friend of ours has a bengal and it seems ok to me (i haven't met it and am going by photos/stories)

ok i really never needed to read the phrase "self-takedown"

ridiculous

hi dere I am bengal cat, I live in the jungle of UR HOUSE.

I have to go to bethesda tomorrow to NIH, is that a bitch from the metro?

no, the stop is basically right at the nih. the nih campus itself is a fucking retarded labyrinth of insanity and construction tho currently/always so get very specific directions as to what building you need to go to.

or take the shuttle bus that comes from the metro, actually.

i have been away from my desk all day in a meeting (actually not a meeting from hell either) and came back to this
<a href="http://wonkette.com/politics/zombies/gwb-does-the-retard+zombie-dance-like-the-retard+zombie-he-is-255294.php">GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is</a>

KUDOS 8080 ETC

wait, no html on the sandbox either!!?? goddamn, what is it FOR?

GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is

http://wonkette.com/images/thumbs/9bebbe2f263fcf011306f27ed6636216.jpg

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/25/f_boozecruisem_1844779.jpg
Dancing… is… a primitive art-form… used in ancient times to express oneself with… the body! And communicate!

SO basically, the last 2 years of a second term in the whitehouse is like that bit where you've done your exams but still have to go to school (cf. T. Blair since he announced he would resign this summer).

guys David Caruso just said this shit to some guilty-ass kidnappin' murderin' South Florida tennis instructor

"I'm the fiber king, Dave. I'm the fiber king."

what the hell guys

everyone i thot u died

http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/buyfordollar.jpg

i don't even know who we are!

me neither!

who in the what now?

gotta say as nice as it is to have the sandboxx back there doesn't really seem to be much of a point to it if it's still using nu-ilx code.

it is a hideout

Keep out of clubhouse motherfuckers.

Okay, everything in our offices is PACKED, I have no files, no Rolodex, no pens or pencils, NO FUCKING STAPLER, and I'm still getting emails from people up the chain asking for me to do work. WE CLOSE AT 1PM. FOR GOOD. UNTIL AT LEAST MONDAY. Gawd, fuck all of them.

^^^^^ see, i don't even know who that is!

oh wait it's laurel

hahaha

Yeah, hi. :D

Set an auto reply saying 'Moving offices, in the pub'

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o92/astondb4gtz/roflbrothel.gif

oh my

I'm headed for the pub in like twenty minutes, I just got the SHITTIEST email from a major salesperson about a book we've been slaving over, so suddenly we're all freaking out on conference calls, trying to defend our work and figure out what the fuck, I mean, are people burning my books for heat over there in Indiana, or WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY??

Ally, remember the hard core of british ilx are all like, 'wtf a bar where's me pint why are you giving me my change in a little dish, why is everyone at ease with the world'.

yes i know i know i know. you and gareth are apparently the only british people who are normal, non-insulated, actually pay attention to anything that goes on. i am just completely gobsmacked by this soco thing though!!

Also whoever is vodka cthonic I truly luve you, don't you know "cthonic" is one of my favorite words ever?

Can we start a new thread? I can't load 100,000 messages just to backtrack.

what is this soco thing guys

stop exaggerating wildly, exaggeratatron

my head almost exploded reading that thread, it was like i was in another universe.

do i have to go and read this "thread," so-called

Talking of gareth, he has a very bad hasn't shaved for a week beard right now, which would be an evil gareth round the mouth beard is it didn't have tufty bits elsewhere. (he will kikll me if I mention this on the internets, whoops)

It's not just me and gareth but there is a hardcore of belligerent luddism out there.

there is no backtracking in the sandbox

OKay, I can't load 10,000 messages either. I only added ONE MEASLEY ZERO, help me out here.

Altho on the other hand we just got an updated email that our offices now won't open on Monday until NOON, making this now officially a paid 4-day weekend.

Rock, cocktails till 4am monday morning then.

That's the plan, basically. Except somehow I have no plans at all for thsi weekend?? I need a date.

If it weren't for the 29 day swim, I would drink all these cocktail with you. (and tip generously, the bar staff not you, obv)

Speaking of which, I am acquiring holiday time and air miles like billy-o at the moment so I think doing a weekend in NY another in DC and a week touring somewhere a bit rural might be on the cards for the autumn.

when i woke up this morning i felt really down about elliot gould but then i remembered like twenty minutes later that i'd only dreamt his death.