PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

I dunno, I guess I don't own guns but I am a white dude who likes RUN-DMC so I felt offended

On the plus side I have worked out what I am going to read into the mic for you. It involves the procuring of wenches.

PS I am not angry with anyone here.

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it'll take more than that to close the emo tag on the dc thread

You could probably count all the times the landlord would come in and look at the place and just be like "jesus christ what a shit hole" and mysteriously raise the rent 2 weeks later against Luke though. heh I forgot about this story. Once the landlord came in and saw a bottle of red wine under Luke's desk that was basically stuck to it's own puddle on the hardwood floor. The LL started bitching while Luke was trying to play WoW. So Luke rips off his headphones and said something to the effect of "You can't just walk in here unannounced. I almost went to Law School!" It was the worst defence I've seen since Matt's "I'm an asshole" fight with Rode over empty pizza boxes.

i would like to make the bolded phrase the new I WROTE A HIT PLAY

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dudes I am worried about starting to look old! are fine lines around the eyes, like, permanent or do i just need to drink more evian?

water won't hurt but it won't reverse lines if you have them. i recommend any of the following products to help with that:

kiehl's microdermabrasion scrub
kiehl's abyssine serum
oil of olay regenerist serum
any of the kiehl's eye creams just on a daily basis

signed,
someone who has smoked for 14 years and knows a little something about skin goin to shit kind of early

man if water reversed lines on your face it would be really scary and fucked up to watch old people drink water

What if water just plain ol' REVERESED YOUR FACE?????

ol' oshga'' pants'' adkjd''

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Does anyone have the address for the automated lolcats maker handy?

http://www.thegreenhead.com/cat-gallery/3/cat_g3_12.jpg

ooh i want one

http://images.scrippsweb.com/HGTV/2006/08/17/hpets06_Seg2LitterKwitter2_j.jpg

argh okay that racial slurs for robots thread is the fucking end of the world, wtf "riggers", "D4G0", "K1K3", "lapwop" etc.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/469592772_c57debed4f.jpg
FAT PETS!

also yeah i won't even click on that, wtf is wrong with people?

lol i lied the amazement i felt at the knowledge that someone had written D4G0 made me go. i already knew about the "rigger" one because some fucking cock went and reposted it on the excelsior thread. i have no hope for ppl! check out this little dude:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/469892610_dd38093e29.jpg

i think that my FAVORITE thing is orange cats.

i mean look
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/77544101_692a93bd19.jpg

http://blog.etherea.org/archives/beeringsquirrel.jpg

Squlaurel?

ok high fives for that

cats = awesome

especially orange cats, there is something inexplicably adorable about them

We should just make a flickr group of animals drinking Bud, frankly.

ally have you seen toygers?

http://www.toygers.org/churpbab.jpg

http://www.machinebrain.com/images/omroncat.jpg
^^^not how cats actually work fyi

oh my god the cat jessie posted!!!

TOYGERS! they are a cross between bengals (which are a cross between domestic cats and asian leopard cats) and domestic cats. designer animals kind of bum me out but they are really pretty.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/BengalCat_Stella.jpg

i've heard bengals can be really mean but a friend of ours has a bengal and it seems ok to me (i haven't met it and am going by photos/stories)

ok i really never needed to read the phrase "self-takedown"

ridiculous

hi dere I am bengal cat, I live in the jungle of UR HOUSE.

I have to go to bethesda tomorrow to NIH, is that a bitch from the metro?

no, the stop is basically right at the nih. the nih campus itself is a fucking retarded labyrinth of insanity and construction tho currently/always so get very specific directions as to what building you need to go to.

or take the shuttle bus that comes from the metro, actually.

i have been away from my desk all day in a meeting (actually not a meeting from hell either) and came back to this
<a href="http://wonkette.com/politics/zombies/gwb-does-the-retard+zombie-dance-like-the-retard+zombie-he-is-255294.php">GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is</a>

KUDOS 8080 ETC

wait, no html on the sandbox either!!?? goddamn, what is it FOR?

GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is

http://wonkette.com/images/thumbs/9bebbe2f263fcf011306f27ed6636216.jpg

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/25/f_boozecruisem_1844779.jpg
Dancing… is… a primitive art-form… used in ancient times to express oneself with… the body! And communicate!

SO basically, the last 2 years of a second term in the whitehouse is like that bit where you've done your exams but still have to go to school (cf. T. Blair since he announced he would resign this summer).

guys David Caruso just said this shit to some guilty-ass kidnappin' murderin' South Florida tennis instructor

"I'm the fiber king, Dave. I'm the fiber king."

what the hell guys

everyone i thot u died

http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/buyfordollar.jpg

i don't even know who we are!

me neither!

who in the what now?

gotta say as nice as it is to have the sandboxx back there doesn't really seem to be much of a point to it if it's still using nu-ilx code.