PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

what color clocky do you want

i will decide that myself, when i purchase myself a clocky

i don't want to decide until i am ready to get one

http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/04/clintray.jpg

Cum-o

inappropriate

yellow card

I forgot about g-force. I loved g-force. (apropos of nothing)

Nabisco should stop resting on his OTM laurels.

guys i might have to go to boston

for like DAYS

is that more of having-a-blackberry crap? do you get corporate credit card?

i haven't gotten either of those things yet

you can party with dang perry anyway. that's a good thing, right?

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Tom, I can't walk down the street with Englande on my cans, it causes irrepressible giggling.

Guise guise I'm travling to yr fair city for a May birthday huzzah. Who will hang out with me the eve of Friday 11 May? I'm asking for the day off for my bussing convenience.

Boston? More like BUMSTON, amirite?

well i'm in. also you are... laurel? (beartrap)

Ja, I've never had a nickname before but Tim Australianized this one and I kinda like it.

at least it's nice in Boston now! beeeartraaaap

nice as in the weather is nice.

troo

(also I kind of don't get why Tom teed off on nabisco today as opposed to on the day when he was making a total ass of himself re: guns)

Where?

Never mind, found it.

The stop snitchin' thread (aka "today's thread most likely to be populated with white people going 'Nabisco OTM'")

SNAP lol

Man, I am so angry right now. I am not often angry and I hate the feeling.

I dunno, I guess I don't own guns but I am a white dude who likes RUN-DMC so I felt offended

On the plus side I have worked out what I am going to read into the mic for you. It involves the procuring of wenches.

PS I am not angry with anyone here.

</emo>

it'll take more than that to close the emo tag on the dc thread

You could probably count all the times the landlord would come in and look at the place and just be like "jesus christ what a shit hole" and mysteriously raise the rent 2 weeks later against Luke though. heh I forgot about this story. Once the landlord came in and saw a bottle of red wine under Luke's desk that was basically stuck to it's own puddle on the hardwood floor. The LL started bitching while Luke was trying to play WoW. So Luke rips off his headphones and said something to the effect of "You can't just walk in here unannounced. I almost went to Law School!" It was the worst defence I've seen since Matt's "I'm an asshole" fight with Rode over empty pizza boxes.

i would like to make the bolded phrase the new I WROTE A HIT PLAY

<emo>
dudes I am worried about starting to look old! are fine lines around the eyes, like, permanent or do i just need to drink more evian?

water won't hurt but it won't reverse lines if you have them. i recommend any of the following products to help with that:

kiehl's microdermabrasion scrub
kiehl's abyssine serum
oil of olay regenerist serum
any of the kiehl's eye creams just on a daily basis

signed,
someone who has smoked for 14 years and knows a little something about skin goin to shit kind of early

man if water reversed lines on your face it would be really scary and fucked up to watch old people drink water

What if water just plain ol' REVERESED YOUR FACE?????

ol' oshga'' pants'' adkjd''

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Does anyone have the address for the automated lolcats maker handy?

http://www.thegreenhead.com/cat-gallery/3/cat_g3_12.jpg

ooh i want one

http://images.scrippsweb.com/HGTV/2006/08/17/hpets06_Seg2LitterKwitter2_j.jpg

argh okay that racial slurs for robots thread is the fucking end of the world, wtf "riggers", "D4G0", "K1K3", "lapwop" etc.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/469592772_c57debed4f.jpg
FAT PETS!

also yeah i won't even click on that, wtf is wrong with people?

lol i lied the amazement i felt at the knowledge that someone had written D4G0 made me go. i already knew about the "rigger" one because some fucking cock went and reposted it on the excelsior thread. i have no hope for ppl! check out this little dude:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/469892610_dd38093e29.jpg

i think that my FAVORITE thing is orange cats.

i mean look
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/77544101_692a93bd19.jpg

http://blog.etherea.org/archives/beeringsquirrel.jpg

Squlaurel?