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TASTY SHIT FROM VA AND MD

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT GUYS WAIT

PIZZA VS BOOBIES

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED

Pizza and beer> > > boobies > >Pizza without beer

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

LIKE, THE BOOBIES AND THE PIZZA ARE OF EQUIVALENT OBJECTIVE QUALITY, NOT LIKE A PIZZA WITH TOTALLY FRESH MOZZARELLA VS. TARA REID

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

pizza with fresh mozzarella and proper sauce is totally better than Tara Reid, unless she is also offering to share her drugs/alcohol then it's a toss up.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also Mr. Que's answer is pretty much wrong.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ok let's make it a test
Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie
2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway
Domino's v Tara Reid
Vace v Elizabeth Hurley
Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman
FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Chen's Non-Pizza Product v this: http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/_Images/sw/products/large/stormtrooper_lg.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

TOO BIG AND REAL

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it might fuck me up a little to wake up every morning to that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

They should offer a fathead of that dude that goes to all the Bengals games dressed as a stormtrooper, but painted orange.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Pizza Hut in a landslide. even if it's not a pizza hut and it's actually just a taco bell because they ran out of preformed pan crusts and especially if you've been driving for 4.75 hours and it's 1130pm

2. Tossup. Everybody's seen AH's boobies, I've never tried 2 Amy's. Probably 2 Amy's.

3. I am forced to choose the pizza, again

4. Hurley D's

5. man I just keep getting hungrier but Thurman by a nose
(SWIDT!?~!)

6. pepperoni or one of the good specialty pesto ones, dfeinitely the pizza, if it is the ~~rabbit shit~~"sausage" kind then I guess probably just go with the boobies, for the notoriety

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf does "SWIDT" mean

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I wouldn't choose Elizabeth Hurley, I've seen her topless and she is brawnying that shit when she has a shirt on. I would choose Mary Kate though, that seems like it'd be pretty funny. I think I made Pete's head explode though :\

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT I revise my answer, I have dealt with "OK why did your titties just fall off" situations without being weirded out AT ALL but thinking about it, I remember being really weirded out by Vace's pizza. Pizza shouldn't weird you out. BTW the Angelina answer you just gave is insane.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

EH's tits had a nice shape back whenever she did that movie I saw her tits in though, this is not about volume

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"that movie" ie all of them

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I might actually have sex with all of these white women over Vace's pizza, the more I think about it. Pizza should never weird you out. EVER.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Angelina Jolie
2 Annes
UH.jpg
Vace
Patsy's in NYC
longcat.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

pizza hut and taco bell just have that incredibly-fucking-good-once-every-three-months thing about them

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

no, pizza hut is horrible.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Is the FA show tonight in the VA? (If so, I may swing by after work.)

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton
Tombstone v Britney Spears
Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan
Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst
California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Homemade pizza made by an actual Italian grandmother who has worked on it all day in the kitchen and got all the ingredients fresh from her summer garden and made the mozzarella the day before with milk she got from her own personal bufala v Salma Hayek

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

paris hilton
tombstone
lohan lohan LOHAN
papa john's
fran
pizza bolies
homemadio's

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

does little caesar's even still exist??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton
Tombstone v Britney Spears
Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan
Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst
California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez

I'll take the pizza. Also: details on how Vace weirded you out.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

little caesar's and red baron are seriously really horribly terrible in the worst way it's like somebody thought you could make pizza using velveeta or easy cheeze or something

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you'd even take CPK?? Dude, gross. Also: HELLO SAUCE THAT IS IN THE INCORRECT PLACE.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

you'd even take CPK?? Dude, gross. Also: HELLO SAUCE THAT IS IN THE INCORRECT PLACE.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.

Oh, okay. Yeah they have weird sauce. Also HI DERE I WILL TAKE SHITTY PIZZA ANY DAY OVER YOU

http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/90/0446530190.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

All of those people on that 2nd list are odious. As for the pizza, I'll stick anything in my mouth once.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ok you're gay.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, why am i gay? Because I don't want to get within twenty feet of those hideous bitchmonsters? K. Dunst is the least nastiest of alla those chicks and she's still nasty.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WORRYING ABOUT PIZZA AND GO EAT SOME MORE PUSSY

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM BOT

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

You're the one with the "putting anything in my mouth" comments and I mean K. Dunst is hideous. JUST ADMIT IT DUDE, YR GAY.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

2 AMY'S V TOM CRUISE AMIRITE LOL

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys ever notice how we manage to pack like eleven different thread ideas that would get 400+ posts on the noize bored into one thread, and it's funnier?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i would eat all of this pizzas in second list

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"putting anything in my mouth" & "thinking hags are nasty" =/ me being gay

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

either that or you are scared of wifey ;_;

XPOST THERE ARE THREE LISTS DUDES, MAN UP AND ANSWER THEM ALL

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also mary, FA show is at the red & the black in NE. we'll get down to virginny again someday.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm running out of pizzas and girls to keep playing this game with though. Mostly running out of pizzas though.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i would eat all of this pizzas in second list
-- 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequie...), December 7th, 2006.

Thank you. Also TOMBOT:

you guys ever notice how we manage to pack like eleven different thread ideas that would get 400+ posts on the noize bored into one thread, and it's funnier?
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 7th, 2006.

Yeah, we are awesome, aren't we? SEIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE BEST EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK I DON"T LIKE THE PUSSY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hold yr horses ally at the moment i'm eating neither pizza nor pussy BUT HUMBLE LENTIL SOUP. will advise shortly.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

and fuck that old lady's pizza

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie
2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway
Domino's v Tara Reid DEATH, THANKS
Vace v Elizabeth Hurley
Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman
FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I expect toe-sucking tonight.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

just sayin'

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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