PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

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CALL ME LIGHTNING

i mean most of these ppl are probably circumsized, for STARTERS

yeah first of all, that would never happen

WHOA! he's a little psycho! i want to play with that little psycho and learn his name!

fuckin a i should've made my username DAH-vi-day

awesome i just figured out how to make a gchat monkey throwin devil hornz

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wow wow wow

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productive day, zr - you've earned yourself another four beers

that's the spirit

i wish i had a beer or four

if wishes were fishes we'd all be drunk

this is the best lns post of the day fyi guys

Best Way to Cover Up a Dong Sore
Posted By: Undercover on 04-24-2007 2:17 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I’ve been working a couple of different girls lately and am pretty sure I’m poised for some action soon.

Problem is that I’ve recently developed some pretty bad chafing sores and bumps on my dong haft and am worried about how it’ll look when it comes time to do the deed.

I’m pretty sure it’s just from a really long sex session (extremely drunk) with a girl I met last weekend or from masturbating excessively while too drunk another night. Anyway, what’s the best creams/solutions to cover this up?

dong haft

later he comes up with the solution to possibly put bronzer or some similar make-up product on his dick to hide the sore. it is really a good piece of artwork going on.

Birthday Boy = Tit's <--- I think this is the truest thing I've ever read

that entire photostream is full of nothing but amazing photo captions and people with names like lee 52 and guitar and dr pow.

if you copy paste the monkey it says this: [rockout] [monkey] [rockout]

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carzy talk!

dr pow prepare the MAKAN

8090

also, second stupid congressional inquest is nearly as good as the first one as far as stupid shit said - way to bring up date rape at a hearing on terrorism insurance, lady!

sadly beer is long gone

you lose

blah

basically

seriously feeling like I should crawl back in bed as soon as I get home

ok the washingtonian this month is about dc dream weekends, one of which is...a trip to philly? wtf. i mean, yeah, otm, a dream weekend would involve LEAVING HERE but should washingtonian really admit this publicly?

also, philly?? really?

Y R POSTS SO FAR APART

When I post it delivers me into the void!

rich y/n

the washingtonian is horriblifying

"Also your site says the publication is issued every Friday. What
are the issue dates for the next 4 weeks?"

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okay mdk now

cheers, keith.

HAY GUYS

Who is who on Facebook? I would like to add all of these friends.

Any time...

dan i myspaced you

yeah keith thanks a ton dude

I'm on facebook!

So we a re back in the other office. I'm not on facebook, why should I be?

You should be on Facebook because I made a group to whore out my band! 33 people have joined it so far!

Also Jessie, you should friend me! And everyone should put "drinkin' island" as an interest.

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Hey up: If you're sticking around here, you might want to use the shiny new http://sandbox.thehold.net/ILX/ as your URL, as the cookies between here and real ilx can fuck each other up, and you'll get randomly logged out.

I noticed that!

oh hey awesome