Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

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masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

And foxes are chased by dogs.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Wolves pwn all.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

My teenage re-occurring dream involved being chased by wolves. As such, I am utterly unfazed and unimpressed by the creatures these days.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

JB, yesterday:

http://www.sentinelmountainsafaris.com/images/safariwolf.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Johnney,
I regret that your application for the post of Shepherd has not been successful on this occasion. I wish you every success in your future career.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, recurring dreams are weird. You got wolves, I got the Welsh. It's just not fair.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

You got chased by the welsh?!?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/580000/images/_584169_edwards_lions300.jpg

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

kate you are FAR from being the only person you knew who wasn't crushing on him! i am only crushing on irl people these days, it seems.

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

DO NOT BRING UP THE WELSH DREAM.

Ha ha, I just checked the Shimura Curves email and there was a physicist from Stanford asking for the lyrics to "I'm Not Afraid"! Awesome! (Now I really hope all the physics is correct. But honestly, who really knows what happens to the GUT in a black hole? Apart from Time Lords, natch, as they invented them.)

I wrote a song about non-Euclidean geometry last night, because I had to explain to my mum about Great Circles and how the shortest path between two points on a globe is *not* a straight line. (And wondering what would happen about travel within a 4-dimensional curved surface, such as the post-Einsteinian universe... hrmmm.)

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Crushing on irl people is far more hazardous. A lot less tears will fall if you crush on people who are either a) fictional or b) dead.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yeh jb but it's also a bit pointless!

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

JB is OTM. IRL boys are bad. I no longer wish to crush on them. Fictional boys are best.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

What, and crushing on irl people DOES have a point? (okay, it's more likely to, but lets face it, it usually doesn't)

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, talk about pointless?

It's not like the IRL ones ever go anywhere anyway. :-(

Anyway, who cares. La la la la, I'm not afraid of the family Slitheen. Sycorax, Cybermen, or even Dalek Queens. My new ambition is to be the new Delia Derbyshire. I've got to get a theremin. If I hadn't spent all my money over Xmas, I might go and get a kit.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

but at least you can SEE them and TALK TO them and get that omgwtfwheredidmykneesgo feeling when they walk in the room.

xpost
mine never go anywhere but that is because i am RUB. hm, perhaps i have found a new year's resolution!

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you ever hear "White Noise" the first island album Kate?

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

One of my new years resolutions was renewing my vow of celibacy. So I can't be bothered with any of that. Oh, and losing two stone and learning to play the fiddle. But whatever.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

What's Gareth Edwards doing on this thread? Taking it literally - I'm not sure what he's doing in the photo. He's looking down as if he is about to chip and chase, but his leg doesn't seem to be ready to kick. If he's in the act of passing to the fly half why is he looking down? And if he is about to run, you'd expect him to be looking foward. Anyway....

...I, or my accurately my ribs, made it thru my boxing day match unscathed apart from being totally knackered. I was planning to play a half only, but we only had 15 turn up, so had to do the whole game.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

That's getting very close to footie talk, Dr. C and you know that's banned! Glad your ribs survived such a workout, tho.

I'm finally getting around to watching Babylon 5 again, too. I can't belive I've had the first series for over a year, but never had the time to watch it. It's so intimidatingly long - not like short British serieses. But that's good, I suppose.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Oooh, I'm gonna learn to play violin! My new housemate's GF plays and said she'll teach me and I can pick up a bargain basement learn-to-play one for £50. Rest of house less happy with the news I'll be learning to play violin, for obvious reasons.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Irl people are for chasing not crushing. Perhaps I should get a job at france24?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yebbut teh chasing is what i am rubbeesh at. hence nyr. i am going to get an book How To Talk To Boyz

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - I've given up on footie really. Although I may take the field if there was ever another ILX match. I still have fond memories of getting thumped 7-0 by Sinistah. We was robbed.

Kate - I have the Jazzmaster!! OMFG, aren't they great!! The vast array of sounds you can get is just amazing from crazy garage-surf to wall-of-shoegaze noize. I love love love it, and now I want a JAGUAR!!

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's safe to say on available evidence that RL crushes can be between the two extremes. Usually oscillating wildly :(

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

There is no point in chasing. There is no point in not chasing.

Aah, yes, I went through that stage with the Jazzy when I first got it. But then all the switches broke and now it's stuck in the one sound. :-(

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never figured out how to dance with someone. Though in fairness the sentence could probably end after 'dance'.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Gareth is showing us how during the 1970s rugby balls were made of varnished wood.

C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I forgot to ask. Did anyone tape/download/whatever the Xmas special? As I did not go to Herts, I did not get to see it.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Dance - to flail one's limbs around like a maniac or to do whatever the caller tells you to do, dead simple.

I'll download it for you.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, and it will go into that folder with all of Torchwood that you never ever burn for me. :-(

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost CJ ha - yes! And the Pontypool front-row was made of varnished wood too.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Come round my house and make me do it or ring me whilst I am in and make me do it, I am a forgetful fool.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I was considering buying it because my mum thought Captain Jack was handsome, (she nearly died when he and Ecclescake kissed - guess she is related to me) but thought better of buying something sight unseen if I did not know the quality.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/580000/images/_584169_edwards_lions300.jpg


"Gosh, I never knew No.8 was a monotreme!"

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Up and Under, here we go
Are you ready, yes or no?
Up and Under, here we go
It's the song of the Pontypool Front Row.


Ah, Max Boyce.

C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to make some MISCHIEF, what can i do?

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

More Max :

"It's hard, duw, it's hard,
Harder than they'll ever know,
If ham was underground,
Would it be 12p a pound?
And the pithead bath's a supermarket now."

What's a monotreme?

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Mischief is bad. Resist the urge. It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Monotreme = a mammal that lays eggs eg a platypus.

ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Duw it's hard is a tear-jerker.

I took my helmet home with me, filled it full of earth
Planted little flowers there, and they grew for all they're worth.
It's hanging in the glass house now, a living memory
Reminding me they could have grown in vases over me

C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

EBONY BONES are playin tonight @ windmill. i am not going bc i have to pick up veggies in hackney by 8.30, but they are playing approx 34875926 times in the next 2 months anyway.

emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Stop, CJ, stop! I'm fillin' up, mun.

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link


i want to make some MISCHIEF, what can i do?

Run up to boys, pull their pigtails and run away again.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Trying to find new wallpaper for the home 'puter.

Damn, I wish this work 'puter would do wallpaper. :-(

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Good mischief doesn't result in eyes being poked out, just confusion leading to hilarious consequences. Why don't you re-arrange some furniture? Or showing frogs to scared boys?

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

xxx-post Kate - what switches are busted on Jazzy?

Dr.C (Dr.C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

The important one that switches between the knobs and the dials.

:-(

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mischief is the spice of life. Start telling a selection of Pete lies. Did you know that the Pope is not the head of state of The Vatican?

Torchwood = like the X-Files from the other side, where the impressive trenchcoated and torchlighted heroes are the men (and women) in black whose job it is to cover up all the mysteries. Sadly not as good as Men In Black. Also a study of sexual mores in Binge Britain, and of how interoffice tensions work them selves out in a no-oversight "we are the law" setting (these two observations nicked from mark s, but steal from the best). Lots of boy on boy and girl on girl action, if that's what your mother likes. Captain Jack is the leader - he's not very good at it, but it does mean that he's less Jackish than in the main series.

Prepositions, Ed, they could save your life! 'Dance with' as in 'adjacent to, and ideally eventually overlapping'. It seems a standard tool in the modern bachelor's repetoire, but I've rarely even noticed the opportunity until afterwards.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

The rhythm switch in this picture:

http://www.themusicstore.it/jaguar-jazzmaster/images/jazzmaster.gif

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link


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