PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

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you are Pete

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, i am

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hi i'm william joel

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

nice to meet you, i'm a big fan. i like the song that you do, called "big shot"

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

what ghost rider talk?!

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

WAU

LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i am bored

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hi ally

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DERE

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hi brian

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm mark

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

you wish

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

8090

LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

y/n: stoned lightning tattoo on forehead

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M TEH BATMANG

xpost yes. well, maybe no.

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

no

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not ally, i'm pete

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a good login because i like that there is a person/thing called hash tit, and that it possesses something else

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i am mark. i hate drinking and tattoos and fun, i'm going to tend my garden and watch bravo

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

suck it you fat blogger

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

;)

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

fat fat fatty fat fat

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you got me, i'm actually jon

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm not really pete, this is a picture of me on my birthday
http://www.flickr.com/photos/85115763@N00/370863728/in/photostream/

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

y: stoned lightning tattoo on foreskin

LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dan that ain't right

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

y

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

CALL ME LIGHTNING

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean most of these ppl are probably circumsized, for STARTERS

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah first of all, that would never happen

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WHOA! he's a little psycho! i want to play with that little psycho and learn his name!

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin a i should've made my username DAH-vi-day

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome i just figured out how to make a gchat monkey throwin devil hornz

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

\m/ :(|) \m/

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

wow wow wow

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002H2H.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

productive day, zr - you've earned yourself another four beers

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the spirit

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i had a beer or four

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

if wishes were fishes we'd all be drunk

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the best lns post of the day fyi guys

Best Way to Cover Up a Dong Sore
Posted By: Undercover on 04-24-2007 2:17 pm Report as shockingly offensive

I’ve been working a couple of different girls lately and am pretty sure I’m poised for some action soon.

Problem is that I’ve recently developed some pretty bad chafing sores and bumps on my dong haft and am worried about how it’ll look when it comes time to do the deed.

I’m pretty sure it’s just from a really long sex session (extremely drunk) with a girl I met last weekend or from masturbating excessively while too drunk another night. Anyway, what’s the best creams/solutions to cover this up?

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

dong haft

flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

later he comes up with the solution to possibly put bronzer or some similar make-up product on his dick to hide the sore. it is really a good piece of artwork going on.

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Birthday Boy = Tit's <--- I think this is the truest thing I've ever read

LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that entire photostream is full of nothing but amazing photo captions and people with names like lee 52 and guitar and dr pow.

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

if you copy paste the monkey it says this: [rockout] [monkey] [rockout]

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/320893998_460c2b6e24.jpg
carzy talk!

Dr Pow, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

dr pow prepare the MAKAN

Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

8090

ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link


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